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Swede

(39,900 posts)
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 04:58 PM Monday

Mike Johnson: "You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

Mike Johnson drives the clown car in this circus of a government.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-27T20:12:54.029Z
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Mike Johnson: "You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans." (Original Post) Swede Monday OP
Lol MustLoveBeagles Monday #1
Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! D_Master81 Monday #2
Yes the ones that need to keep a porn pact with their sons Hope22 Monday #3
Led by a guy who did cameos in porn flicks carpetbagger Monday #16
Every day is opposite day with these creeps. nt City Lights Monday #4
How do they keep a straight face spewing this garbage? Deuxcents Monday #5
1. They believe it. maxsolomon Monday #18
I think you've hit the nail on the head Deuxcents Monday #20
I didn't know he was an aspiring comedian senseandsensibility Monday #6
Let's see... little Donnie has gone from throwing rocks at babies to throwing bombs at school girls. jls4561 Monday #7
He made a joke.................. Lovie777 Monday #8
A twerp of a piss ant. spanone Monday #9
🤣 mwmisses4289 Monday #10
Doesn't he have some masturbation to police? mr715 Monday #11
Grown ups do not Traildogbob Monday #12
The party of grievance? What a joke. Nt BootinUp Monday #13
grownups don't provide cover for pedophiles and crooks ecstatic Monday #14
Yeah, grownups with the emotional equivalent of 6 year olds La Coliniere Monday #15
Says on of the... 2naSalit Monday #17
This pathetic fool is dissociated from reality. miyazaki Monday #19
He's gotta have SHIT all over his face because bluestarone Monday #21
NO. Prime example.. Cha Monday #22
No grownups ever would or could fuck things up this badly. Initech Tuesday #23

D_Master81

(2,648 posts)
2. Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:03 PM
Monday

Good one Mike, I needed that laIGh. Adults…..republicans 😂😂😂

Hope22

(4,843 posts)
3. Yes the ones that need to keep a porn pact with their sons
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:05 PM
Monday

In order to keep right with god! So grownup!

Edited to add..
Mike it’s sounds right. We are on the train to Hell and we can get off and fix your mess but why bother…the train is rolling and full… we may as well not bother! Just lean back and enjoy the ride! Not happening!

senseandsensibility

(25,389 posts)
6. I didn't know he was an aspiring comedian
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:12 PM
Monday

Keep your day job, Mike, although you fail at that too. Just a little friendly advice.

jls4561

(3,249 posts)
7. Let's see... little Donnie has gone from throwing rocks at babies to throwing bombs at school girls.
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:16 PM
Monday

He also throws food (St Ronnie the senile proclaimed ketchup a food) at walls.
He declares all the toys, from battleships to buildings, belong to him.
He demands an A grade on every report card and swears he aces every test.

He likes it when his playmates play dress up, and sometimes makes them wear big boy shoes that don’t fit.

So which party cosplays at being grownups?

And, by the way, can you keep the kiddies out of the liquor cabinet?

ecstatic

(35,128 posts)
14. grownups don't provide cover for pedophiles and crooks
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:46 PM
Monday

And a grownup says "fuck you" when someone attempts to blackmail them into harming the country.

La Coliniere

(1,974 posts)
15. Yeah, grownups with the emotional equivalent of 6 year olds
Mon Apr 27, 2026, 05:57 PM
Monday

and the intellectual equivalent of skinks. Hey Grinder Mike, most of the yokels in your camp are “low IQ” individuals who will in the future rue the day they let their bigotry and stunted intellectual development get the best of them, enabling the biggest, most degenerate conman in American history to inform their political choices which will eventually bite them in their asses. That time can’t come too soon.

Initech

(109,075 posts)
23. No grownups ever would or could fuck things up this badly.
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:02 AM
Tuesday

This is the result of the kid who screams in Target all the time while getting sent to the principal’s office at school frequently.

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