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Orrex

(67,294 posts)
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:09 AM Apr 19

Is he dead yet?

Massive concussion after being knocked down by massive phallus?

Ibogaine overdoses?

Speared by a javelin thrown by a frustrated Caitlyn Jenner?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 19 OP
;-{) CART ATTACK Goonch Apr 19 #1
He should be gone Trueblue1968 Apr 19 #28
Saw Obama & Mamdani together on TV SocialDemocrat61 Apr 19 #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 19 #3
Soon... SheltieLover Apr 19 #9
I have a dream.. surfered Apr 19 #11
YES!!! niyad Apr 19 #12
Bwaaah malaise Apr 19 #30
My bubbly sits unopened in the fridge as well!p MontanaMama Apr 19 #19
YES!!! niyad Apr 19 #21
Your hungry and very cash-starved (former) supporters are turning on you, Donald...! hlthe2b Apr 19 #4
That was impressive! Ocelot II Apr 19 #6
Yeah. I love the videos of Belgian Malinois dogs similarly jumping to go straight up a wall, but... hlthe2b Apr 19 #10
Is that an actual small creature being thrown??? niyad Apr 19 #22
Fresh (or frozen) meat of some type... hlthe2b Apr 19 #24
This was in South Africa and they feed whole carcasses of (dead) antelope, springbok, warthhog, etc. hlthe2b Apr 19 #26
Thank you. I was hoping it was something like that. I know that DoW niyad Apr 19 #29
Some wag substituted the 2nd article of the Constitution for Drumph's Bible reading. jls4561 Apr 19 #5
;-{) TRUMP ADOPTS STRATEGY OF INTENTIONALLY ACTING UNSTABLE Goonch Apr 19 #7
Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event... SheltieLover Apr 19 #8
Strangled by loose ends. twodogsbarking Apr 19 #13
Krasnov could meet the fate of Isadora Duncan... ultralite001 Apr 19 #16
Hmmm ... BlueWavePsych Apr 19 #14
Nyet. I'm losing my patience. 58Sunliner Apr 19 #15
greetings from thie night shift @ tic toc base . no , not yet. AllaN01Bear Apr 19 #17
Much, much closer. Joinfortmill Apr 19 #18
What I would like to see. punguin54 Apr 19 #20
No but malaise Apr 19 #23
Someone lit a match in his gassy, fart-laden vicinity Blue Owl Apr 19 #25
And then wrote this on his tombstone 😀 malaise Apr 19 #27
The best epitaph for that miserable POS Blue Owl Apr 19 #31
It's effin perfect malaise Apr 19 #32

SocialDemocrat61

(7,805 posts)
2. Saw Obama & Mamdani together on TV
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:16 AM
Apr 19

Tried to kick the TV screen but missed, flew up into the air and landed on his back. Then his autographed lead bust of Adolph Hitler fell off the table crushing his skull.

niyad

(133,443 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:17 AM
Apr 19

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

MontanaMama

(24,736 posts)
19. My bubbly sits unopened in the fridge as well!p
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 11:53 AM
Apr 19

I do believe it’s coming and soon. There’s so much wrong with him that can’t be unraveled or treated.

With every stir of a spoon in this house, I speak the words “May karma come quickly and justice be done.”

hlthe2b

(114,321 posts)
4. Your hungry and very cash-starved (former) supporters are turning on you, Donald...!
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:21 AM
Apr 19
'Best not turn your back!

hlthe2b

(114,321 posts)
10. Yeah. I love the videos of Belgian Malinois dogs similarly jumping to go straight up a wall, but...
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:45 AM
Apr 19

in sheer power and athleticism, the big cats rule!

hlthe2b

(114,321 posts)
26. This was in South Africa and they feed whole carcasses of (dead) antelope, springbok, warthhog, etc.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 04:28 PM
Apr 19

Feeding Style: Researchers in South Africa often use whole carcass feeding to encourage natural behaviors, providing carcasses ranging from 30–80 kg.

Dietary Supplements: While these small antelope form part of the diet, larger carcasses like wildebeest and eland are also used

(It was asked of someone who had posted the original video, and this was the information provided. Apparently, they witnessed this incident and saw how readily that tiger could have come over the fence--the "feeding crew" and visitors seemed oblivious...!

niyad

(133,443 posts)
29. Thank you. I was hoping it was something like that. I know that DoW
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 04:55 PM
Apr 19

here collects the deer, and other carcasses for the wolf reserve.

jls4561

(3,229 posts)
5. Some wag substituted the 2nd article of the Constitution for Drumph's Bible reading.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 09:22 AM
Apr 19

Fat Donnie had no clue, since he is not familiar with either text.

When he came to section 4, he screamed, “Who wrote this? That corner store guy?” and promptly burst into flames.

Article 2, Section 4

Section 4 of Article 2 allows for the removal from the Office of the President, Vice President, and any civil officer of the United States if they are impeached and then convicted of treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.

Because this was being prerecorded, the YouTube video is expected to to receive the most views EVER.

ultralite001

(2,612 posts)
16. Krasnov could meet the fate of Isadora Duncan...
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 10:53 AM
Apr 19

w/ his absurd long red tie…

https://youtube.com/shorts/NpD54xNwuaE

That would certainly tie some loose ends…

AllaN01Bear

(29,742 posts)
17. greetings from thie night shift @ tic toc base . no , not yet.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 11:13 AM
Apr 19

my pink finger isnt raised in victory dance yet.

punguin54

(88 posts)
20. What I would like to see.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 11:53 AM
Apr 19

An exploding golf ball. Captured on video for all the world to enjoy.

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