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angrychair

(12,296 posts)
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 04:42 PM 17 hrs ago

White but glowing

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”


I could not have said it better so I will let the comment stand on its own.

Reference:

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

(@alexjungle.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T11:29:36.443Z
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White but glowing (Original Post) angrychair 17 hrs ago OP
That was fromm The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me that orange insanity niyad 17 hrs ago #1
Unfortunately, very real angrychair 17 hrs ago #3
Thank you! Utter insanity. niyad 16 hrs ago #7
Vive la France! Brenda 17 hrs ago #2
... yellow dahlia 17 hrs ago #4
With subtitles: IcyPeas 17 hrs ago #5
JJ Cale - Cocaine (Johnson Somerset remix) Celerity 17 hrs ago #6
Sounds like AI-associated psychosis chowder66 16 hrs ago #8
I can almost hear the French guy saying it, dripping with contempt as only a French guy can. I love the French. NNadir 16 hrs ago #9
I'm very proud of my French heritage. 🇫🇷 littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #11
Tu dois... NNadir 15 hrs ago #12
C'est vrai, c'est un devoir solennel. 🇫🇷 littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #14
From a former French/English interpreter: littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #10
Let's also remember, that a French-owned container ship ... littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #13

niyad

(132,526 posts)
1. That was fromm The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me that orange insanity
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 04:45 PM
17 hrs ago

was from The Onion!!!

Brenda

(2,063 posts)
2. Vive la France!
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 04:50 PM
17 hrs ago

Wasn't it a French politician who just yesterday or so said something like:

It appears the United States has been taken over by a handful of drunks and drug addicts.

How right they are!

IcyPeas

(25,490 posts)
5. With subtitles:
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 05:04 PM
17 hrs ago

This is the same man who said that Trump's Iran war is like "buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg."


"French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meeting.
same man who called joining Trump’s war buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg."

gj1023 (@gj1023.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T14:50:04.225Z


Celerity

(54,450 posts)
6. JJ Cale - Cocaine (Johnson Somerset remix)
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 05:21 PM
17 hrs ago

Label: Shelter Records – 11 662 AT
Format: Vinyl, 7", 45 RPM, Single, Stereo
Country: Germany
Released: Jan 1977
Genre: Rock, Blues
Style: Blues Rock



NNadir

(38,089 posts)
9. I can almost hear the French guy saying it, dripping with contempt as only a French guy can. I love the French.
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 06:40 PM
16 hrs ago

littlemissmartypants

(33,747 posts)
10. From a former French/English interpreter:
Fri Apr 3, 2026, 07:01 PM
15 hrs ago
He said "il faut arrêter de sniffer la coke au bureau" (they should stop sniffing coke at the office).
He also said even Iran, on their own soil during peacetime, this would take them weeks or even months to achieve.

He said "il faut arrêter de sniffer la coke au bureau" (they should stop sniffing coke at the office).

Martin Gardner (@mglovesfun.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T12:49:53.322Z

He also said even Iran, on their own soil during peacetime, this would take them weeks or even months to achieve.

Martin Gardner (@mglovesfun.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T12:50:30.882Z


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