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https://ca.news.yahoo.com/kristi-noem-devastated-report-husband-193853825.html'Kristi Noem 'Devastated' by Report of Husband Bryon's 'Double Life' Dressing as a Woman
The former homeland security secretary's husband reportedly posed for selfies wearing large fake breasts and sent money to online fetish models'
Attilatheblond
(8,900 posts)If it feels good, wear it. Just don't hurt anybody, which Kristi most definitely did.
underpants
(196,583 posts)Irish_Dem
(81,426 posts)But that is OK.
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)His fetish was '3000cc-plus boobs,' according to one of the models who communicated extensively with Bryon and agreed to describe their conversations to the Daily Mail.
That's a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast far greater than surgeons typically recommend.
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Basically, he stuck balloons on his chest. Sometimes the nipples didn't line up...
Irish_Dem
(81,426 posts)These people are unbelievable.
I got too curious for my own good just now. I just HAD to gogle "3000 cc breast implants."
Noem's (no doubt soon to be ex) husband is a sick freak.
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)Noem's husband's are either balloons or something he bought from temu...He didn't have body work done. He's engaged in some type of cosplay.
Miguelito Loveless
(5,761 posts)it is what they are doing in secret.
malaise
(296,270 posts)Yes indeed
pat_k
(13,394 posts)You know, the ones that are hellbent on passing laws to impose their beliefs on people who don't share those beliefs.
If a Christian doesn't support passing such laws, I don't really care what they get worked up about.
whathehell
(30,476 posts)I get so tired of seeing Mainstream Christians, who do, in fact, make up the MAJORITY of the faith, being lumped in with the Fundies, the Evangelicals, and Nationalists.
Old Crank
(7,102 posts)Need to start pushing their beliefs and letting others know that the Christo fascist don't speak for the majority.
Unless they do. Since a majority of the Christian vote has seemed to go GOP and Trump for quite some time.
I too am having trouble separating the good believers of the God of Abraham and the vocal 'leadership'.
whathehell
(30,476 posts)Is the concept a new one for you, lol?
I'm guessing it is, as you'd otherwise know those identifying as "Christians" aren't a monolithic group, but one comprised of many denominations that can differ substantively on certain issues.
That said, there's at least one prominent Christian leader, Pope Leo IV, who's been quite critical of Trump's regime, most recently on their war and immigration policies.
Old Crank
(7,102 posts)I do understand that there are many groups of Christians, Muslims and Jewish people. The ones I know are aghast at how much sway the radical members of their religeons have.
whathehell
(30,476 posts)paleotn
(22,252 posts)Growing up in fundigelical religion, I learned that early on.
niyad
(132,564 posts)Keepthesoulalive
(2,307 posts)Hypocrisy is thy name.
agingdem
(8,863 posts)for the guy but then it occurred to me he allowed his ludicrous wife to cuckold him for years...
here's the audacious part...Krispi wants privacy now that hubby has been exposed cross-dressing...this vulgar Barbie spent taxpayer money draped in ridiculous outfits as ICE agents harassed and beat protesters..this repugnant Annie Oakley wannabe starred in a commercial, again taxpayer funded, riding a horse, wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and chaps (yes chaps!)...and now she wants privacy...not gonna happen!!
Grins
(9,460 posts)Captain Zero
(8,909 posts)Decided he could dress up and be a pretty girl too.
Buddyzbuddy
(2,659 posts)LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)He looks like he's got mismatched balloons in his chest. It's not attractive. I saw the pics. It reminds me of when people stuff their butts with outrageous sized pads. We see those types at the flea market around here....Yeah..I know..flea market.... It's like Halloween...
WestMichRad
(3,269 posts)
and for sparing me the trauma of seeing that.
Sneederbunk
(17,506 posts)Waiting to hear from Franklin Graham.
MustLoveBeagles
(16,483 posts)I care very much about what SHE did.
Joinfortmill
(21,200 posts)Last edited Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:01 PM - Edit history (1)
MustLoveBeagles
(16,483 posts)Pisces
(6,253 posts)crazy stories out of red America. Suppression creates bad scenarios. You would think NY, LA would be the deviants. Ask any national HR manager and see what they say.
MustLoveBeagles
(16,483 posts)tonekat
(2,533 posts)Until, at last, the person who has been subjugating their urges goes off like a volcano!!
UpInArms
(55,001 posts)They both seem to like to dress up
madinmaryland
(65,734 posts)Pinback
(13,604 posts)or posing with shirtless torture victims.
OGBuzz
(327 posts)His wife murdered their dog and their goat, and has been screwing her subordinate and advertising the fact by purchasing planes equipped with king sized beds.
Husband should sue the f*ck out of her for the pain and suffering and humiliation she has caused him which drove him to his cross-dressing fetish.
chowder66
(12,257 posts)There was an earlier article about how his family has been urging him to divorce her.
Joinfortmill
(21,200 posts)wiggs
(8,817 posts)FakeNoose
(41,702 posts)We're learning about this NOW, but THEY knew it years ago ... probably even before Chump's 2nd term. It explains why Kristi never talked about Chump's terrible job as President or as her boss, since he was holding the blackmail info and photos of her hubby.
Not that I feel one ounce of sorrow for her, but now that we know the truth it makes a little more sense.
Grim Chieftain
(1,756 posts)Efilroft Sul
(4,416 posts)LilElf70
(1,577 posts)I could care less what he does in his spare time. There are many cross dressers in this country. We live in America. The land of the free. I do find it funny that it's Noems hubby, though. And then, if she did know, she must be very toopid to think that this would never get out. Wasn't Noem and her family vetted? I'd say no. Just like all the other morons he hired.
Try this in the middle east and see how far it gets you. Or how about North Korea.
Bev54
(13,438 posts)I have no doubt she has known about it for a very long time. At least we now know why he stayed with her through her affair, he had his own gig going.
paleotn
(22,252 posts)Ol Janx Spirit
(1,024 posts)...they are not even from--not knowing where they are or when or if you will ever see them again.
Kristi [REDACTED] Noem can [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] off with the "devastated" shit. SHE has devastated so many families.
Embarrassed; sure. Humiliated; probably. Devastated? [REDACTED] off Kristi.
I only hope one day she will truly know what it means to be devastated....
Marcuse
(9,023 posts)Last edited Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 PM - Edit history (1)
tishaLA
(14,781 posts)Which, if I understood correctly, is the desire to be turned into a "bimbo." He apparently shared details about his marriage (and his wife's affair) with fetish models, which is a potential national security nightmare.
chowder66
(12,257 posts)I think she set this up or has something to do with it leaking.
This looks like Miller-time leaking.
Word is shes pissed because she was following his orders.
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)I would post the pics, but maybe I'm too nice.
Joinfortmill
(21,200 posts)llmart
(17,626 posts)I'm speechless. I will say this though, I'm not buying her story that she was "blindsided".
Even though, I'm getting quite a chuckle out of her bad publicity. She deserves all the humiliation she can get if only for killing a puppy and goat.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,161 posts)multigraincracker
(37,675 posts)They had no results yet. I reported as on Yahoo. Com.
Have to check back later. They are on it now.
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)multigraincracker
(37,675 posts)JohnnyRingo
(20,884 posts)Blessing in disguise ...So to speak
COL Mustard
(8,245 posts)BOTH of them have fake boobs???? JFC. What is this world coming to?!?!?!?!
BidenRocks
(3,284 posts)with Rudy.
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)His isn't wearing a wig. His fake boobs are mismatched in some pics...
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)jmbar2
(8,012 posts)This story has likely been circulating for awhile.
Deep State Witch
(12,720 posts)Wasn't SD one of the states that recently passed laws against people dressing opposite of their assigned gender or some such BS? If so, wouldn't his online cross-dressing activities be covered under those laws?
Update: Proposed, but voted down in 2023
Jilly_in_VA
(14,405 posts)"And it's Trans Visibility Day. Well, we've seen it! It was visible and I'll never unsee it!!!"
Blue Owl
(59,150 posts)Old Crank
(7,102 posts)Inquiring minds want to know.
Is she being dumped from her new fake job?
LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)Now everyone is talking about this!
Blue Owl
(59,150 posts)LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)Paywall removed: https://archive.ph/oCKj3
Mark Caputo at Axios got a lead in Feb, but they couldn't land the interview.
FoxNewsSucks
(11,739 posts)live love laugh
(16,385 posts)LeftInTX
(34,349 posts)I bet there's full frontal and BDSM out there...(JMO)
DET
(2,505 posts)I generally believe in live and let live, but this is just plain weird. The two of them are seriously weird. It would be their own business - except that this has (had?) the potential to lead to blackmail against one of the most highly placed (if incompetent) leaders in our Government. I always feel like I need to take a shower after reading about the personal lives of the people in Trumps orbit.
Joinfortmill
(21,200 posts)Javaman
(65,740 posts)dawn5651
(774 posts)how to fix his boobs so that one nipple isn't pointing to the stars...lmao
NNadir
(38,093 posts)If ICE Barbie were my wife - which could never happen - I'd wanna to be someone else too.
She's a horrible person, the worst of tge worst.
Joinfortmill
(21,200 posts)BlueMTexpat
(15,690 posts)American family!
QueerDuck
(1,740 posts)This was their private kink or fetish... I'm not about to kink-shame anyone... I'm just pointing out how unlikely it is that she knew absolutely nothing.
She knew.