Not Donnie, Bibi or Vlad?? Can't for the life of me imagine why.

Including past Nobel winners. Like María Corina Machado, who already gave her Nobel prize to Trump. Don't think a nomination of Trump isn't already in the works.

Here's a list of those eligible to make nominations:

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy at Merde Lardo, the catsup has run out.

that did not sound more like trump's turn at an epstein girl

I think a FIFA World Peace statue is deserved.

100% !!

trumplestiltskin gonna be mad.



President Zelensky deserves that award.

Slava Ukraini

Who knows how the clown king will get his revenge.

Nominee and his wife, Zelensky and Olena.

Mahalo, apple and Thanks to the Oslo Prof who nominated Zelensky!

Yes, YES, and YES!!!

Absolutely FANTASTIC!!!!! The responce is going to be cosmic! What out Norway, he's got your name on a nuke!

Stevie Miller may have to take over with his autospew crap.

He does all his posting on his phone, so he'll probably have to replace the whole damned thing!

I actually have a mental image of boxes of replacement iPhones being stored at Mar-a-Lago and at the White House, so there's always a replacement handy when he smashes one throwing it against at the wall in a rage!

before I ever had a basic cellphone, let alone a smart phone; that's what naturally came to mind.

That's funny. The idea of "boxes of replacement phones"!

So.... let us imagine....
Scenario:

"ZING!!!"
[nearby Secret Service Agent (Ooops! Duck!!!)]
Smash!
Secret Service Agent (internal silent sigh): "Here, Mr President". *Hands drumphf a new IPhone*.
😄😄😄 👍

Whenever his tiny little feelings are hurt, the whole world will feel it.

Application of Intelligence against corroded military tech and strategy is astounding,

despite the absolute necessity of that war being fought.

What I really want to see is for his country to be freed from the hordes and finally begin putting itself back together.

I've never in my life seen any people fight so hard for their freedom, independence, and national survival.

Certainly more consequential than Kraznov’s Limp-Dick support.
The Treasonous Transactionalist deserves the Piss Prize for Whore Rasslin’ for a Hotel in Red Square.

after his buddy Putin finally gets offed.

but but but he didn't end 8 wars

Anyone can pretty much nominate anyone they want to, similar to the MacArthur Foundation Leadership Awards. The committee that goes through all the nominees deserves an award. As does Zelensky. Having won a MacArthur I have some say in nominating people that will actually be considered. The Nobels don’t care what anyone says or how much influence they believe they should exert. But Trump will never get one. Of that I am absolutely certain.

IOWs, one that counts. It's explained in the OP.

I didn't get he award though.

Than that silly woman María Corina Machado, who gave her medal to pedo Trump. Then invited him to bomb her country illegally. And he did......yeah peace prize, right.

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Maduro was captured. Then she visited Trump and gave him her Nobel Peace Prize..

My lock screen is a clip from the parody, titled “Djuice Style”, performed by him with the cast of the comedy group Kvartal95. It was an advertisement for the Ukrainian mobile company Djuice almost 15 years ago. He even wears the same suit as the original Gangnam Style.




In my dreams, he's dancing. I want him and Ukraine to live in a free and happy world.

No one on the planet deserves a peace prize more than my president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

I get frustrated with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert when they do things like jump on the "Ha, ha, Biden is old!" train, but I know that either one of them would have done a million times better job than Trump had they somehow ended up as president. Hell, a 35-year-old ham sandwich would do a better job than Trump.

He's a sharp cookie from several directions.
❤️👋

might cause Trump to act against Ukraine's interests in retaliation.

undergarments designed for leaks n stuff.

I hope this nomination has brought Zelenskyy a greater sense of how many others see him.

STOCK UP ON KETCHUP!!!!!!!

I want Zelenskyy to win, he's long deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.

Dats gotta hoit LMFAO 😂

...at best, and even that is a stretch.

and we see some negative results.

Anything positive coming out of it?

Hope he wins!

He shows what a real leader is. As a bonus, this will piss off Trump.

All white house personnel should take cover.