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Bread and Circuses

(2,121 posts) Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:43 PM Mar 24

Trump Claims that Iran gave him a present.... Snarky Guesses Invited

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_69c10d91e4b03dbe678a161f/liveblog_69c2f34ce4b081b0ba5a64ae

Trump Says Iran Gave Him A Very Valuable Present, Won’t Say What It Was
President Donald Trump boasted about getting an “amazing” present from the Iranians today that’s “worth a tremendous amount of money,” and — no, he won’t tell you what it was.

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Trump Claims that Iran gave him a present.... Snarky Guesses Invited (Original Post) Bread and Circuses Mar 24 OP

a golden whoopie cushion DBoon Mar 24 #1

A... 2naSalit Mar 24 #2

Suppository enid602 Mar 24 #3

Winner ! chicken dinner ! Bread and Circuses Mar 24 #14

So, so close! cloudbase Mar 24 #16

An STD Torchlight Mar 24 #4

A teenager. Drum Mar 24 #5

Now we know who bought the 1.5 Billion in SP future market 5 minutes before Autumn Mar 24 #6

A very large statue of a horse, made of wood? Ocelot II Mar 24 #7

ayatollah turban? bigtree Mar 24 #8

72 virgins but he has to malaise Mar 24 #9

The gave him an oil LAMP and told the dumb mfer OhioBlue Mar 24 #10

The promise of land for a golf course on the Persian Gulf? taxi Mar 24 #11

Probably got pranked by a DJ who told him they would rename the Strait of Hormuz after him Quiet Em Mar 24 #12

this is so likely bigtree Mar 24 #13

... it was oil and gas related.. demmiblue Mar 24 #15

In his dreams.... Bread and Circuses Mar 24 #21

The Al-Fred Noble Memorial Prize for Energy Economics muriel_volestrangler Mar 24 #17

The Iranian Peace Prize? Solly Mack Mar 24 #18

Must be afraid, Prairie_Seagull Mar 24 #19

Bootleg copy of "DJT's Greatest Kiddie Rapin' Video Hits" kompromat courtesy flvegan Mar 24 #20

Sundry bodies of dead Iranian schoolgirls killed in the infamous attack on the school.... Jack Valentino Mar 24 #22

Was it seventy-two underage girls? struggle4progress Mar 24 #23

A golden gag ball purr-rat beauty Mar 24 #24

DBoon

(25,032 posts)

1. a golden whoopie cushion

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:46 PM

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2naSalit

(103,114 posts)

2. A...

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:47 PM

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Radioactive gold bar or two?

Or it could just be a pigment of his screwy imagination, kind of like the nonexistent 'talks'.

enid602

(9,711 posts)

3. Suppository

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:48 PM

Mar 24

They gave him a hypersonic suppository with multiple warheads.

Bread and Circuses

(2,121 posts)

14. Winner ! chicken dinner !

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:29 PM

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cloudbase

(6,279 posts)

16. So, so close!

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:32 PM

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Torchlight

(6,886 posts)

4. An STD

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:49 PM

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or a golden statue of calf with a small transponder hidden inside to display on his desk. At this stage of the game, both are equally likely...

Drum

(10,693 posts)

5. A teenager.

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:49 PM

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Autumn

(48,972 posts)

6. Now we know who bought the 1.5 Billion in SP future market 5 minutes before

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 04:53 PM

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Trump posted that he was suspending strikes on Iranian power plants. It was Trump

Ocelot II

(130,726 posts)

7. A very large statue of a horse, made of wood?

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:10 PM

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bigtree

(94,375 posts)

8. ayatollah turban?

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:15 PM

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malaise

(296,562 posts)

9. 72 virgins but he has to

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:16 PM

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CROAK to get them 😀

OhioBlue

(5,202 posts)

10. The gave him an oil LAMP and told the dumb mfer

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:16 PM

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that if he rubbed it just right, the genie of oil and gas would appear and grant three wishes.

taxi

(2,728 posts)

11. The promise of land for a golf course on the Persian Gulf?

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:16 PM

Mar 24

Deed restriction to include no visible windmills, desalinization plants, or adult women.

Quiet Em

(2,955 posts)

12. Probably got pranked by a DJ who told him they would rename the Strait of Hormuz after him

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:20 PM

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bigtree

(94,375 posts)

13. this is so likely

Reply to Quiet Em (Reply #12)

Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:27 PM

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...that it hurts.

demmiblue

(39,782 posts)

15. ... it was oil and gas related..

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:29 PM

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President Trump says Iran negotiations are ongoing, telling reporters he believed they were speaking to the right people because they delivered a valuable "gift."
— NBC News (@nbcnews.com) 2026-03-24T21:20:03Z

Bread and Circuses

(2,121 posts)

21. In his dreams....

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 08:29 PM

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muriel_volestrangler

(106,284 posts)

17. The Al-Fred Noble Memorial Prize for Energy Economics

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 05:33 PM

Mar 24

"For services to the Iranian oil industry, after lifting sanctions on it while bombing them".

They found some old lead piping, spray-painted it gold, and told him it was solid 24 carat stuff.

Solly Mack

(97,001 posts)

18. The Iranian Peace Prize?

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 07:20 PM

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Prairie_Seagull

(4,714 posts)

19. Must be afraid,

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 07:23 PM

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If we know, it will make him look smaller.

Chicken shit.

flvegan

(66,322 posts)

20. Bootleg copy of "DJT's Greatest Kiddie Rapin' Video Hits" kompromat courtesy

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 07:23 PM

Mar 24

of Epstein*?

*Who didn't kill himself, btw.

Jack Valentino

(5,103 posts)

22. Sundry bodies of dead Iranian schoolgirls killed in the infamous attack on the school....

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Tue Mar 24, 2026, 09:54 PM

Mar 24

And for the second part of this post, I am self-censoring---
but it probably doesn't take an Epstein rocket scientist to guess where it was headed....

Oh wait, "an Epstein rocket scientist"--- isn't that Elon Musk ??? !!!!!
LMAO Didn't occur to me what I was saying until after I had said it...