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Blumancru

(262 posts)
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 12:15 PM 13 hrs ago

RIP Chuck Norris

I understand that he was slated to train Barron in hand to hand combat so he could lead the upcoming ground invasion of Iraq. Unfortunately that can’t happen now. He will just have to throw ketchup or threaten to sue them or something.

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RIP Chuck Norris (Original Post) Blumancru 13 hrs ago OP
I love the idea of an all Trump brigade. Javanka, Coke Jr, and the anchor baby lead a band of incels and influencers. jls4561 13 hrs ago #1
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jls4561

(3,081 posts)
1. I love the idea of an all Trump brigade. Javanka, Coke Jr, and the anchor baby lead a band of incels and influencers.
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 12:40 PM
13 hrs ago

Arriving in their private jets, they demand “Surrender or be sued!” and asked for directions to the nearest 4 star restaurant.

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