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Orrex

(67,011 posts) Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:14 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet?

Dialysis machine disabled by hackers mid-cleanse?

Raging infection from nicked scalp while combing his hairs?

Got a look at Hegseth's banned photos and turned to stone?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP

No but malaise Thursday #1

Lol SheltieLover Thursday #5

Recognized as the turd in the punch bowl & flushed? SheltieLover Thursday #2

Bwaaaah malaise Thursday #3

;-{).... Goonch Thursday #4

#3 made me laugh! Is he undergoing dialysis? Any reports of that? LymphocyteLover Thursday #6

No idea, but hope springs eternal! SheltieLover Thursday #8

I saw it suggested earlier this week... Orrex Thursday #16

He croaked a while ago, but BlueKota Thursday #7

Went night fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe. Hail Mary. twodogsbarking Thursday #9

The toy in his Happy Meal was an Iranian drone. twodogsbarking Thursday #10

I would like to nominate this post for today's thread winner. NNadir Thursday #17

Agreed! Orrex Thursday #22

I am honored. For today I will be known as "Sir twodogsbarking". twodogsbarking Thursday #25

You also get the key to the executive washroom for 24 hours Orrex Thursday #30

Let us all thank Orrex for efforts made. twodogsbarking Thursday #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #12

I have a dream.. surfered Thursday #14

All over the world. niyad Thursday #19

"Possibly dead at the hands of a cabinet member after reaching a 'final straw' when... hlthe2b Thursday #13

Aw MustLoveBeagles Thursday #29

I think he deserves a little consolation chew... GopherGal Thursday #33

Don't know if he'll ever go due to this dilemma. surfered Thursday #15

Ha ha MustLoveBeagles Thursday #24

They had to sew his mouff shut. He was dead and wouldn't stop blabbering. twodogsbarking Thursday #27

Of course all of us look forward to this glorious day but I for one will miss the DU wit it brings each morning. NNadir Thursday #18

Then we can have the daily, "He's STILL Dead" thread. niyad Thursday #20

Good idea. NNadir Thursday #21

For some time after the happy event, a friend started every text with, "On a niyad Thursday #23

So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Ocelot II Thursday #28

The Ides of March are approaching fast Blue Owl Thursday #26

YES!!! Thank you for the reminder! niyad Thursday #31

Et tu Lindsay? Nah...won't happen. Lindsay... NNadir Thursday #32

malaise

(295,455 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:32 AM

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Massie is having a good laugh at this lying mout a massi* 😀

* A slang term used to refer to someone who talks too much. They often keep blabbering about random topics that don't make any sense.

https://jamaicanpatwah.com/term/Mout-a-massi/1332

SheltieLover

(79,813 posts)

5. Lol

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:04 AM

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SheltieLover

(79,813 posts)

2. Recognized as the turd in the punch bowl & flushed?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:49 AM

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malaise

(295,455 posts)

3. Bwaaaah

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:54 AM

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Goonch

(4,856 posts)

4. ;-{)....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:02 AM

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LymphocyteLover

(9,757 posts)

6. #3 made me laugh! Is he undergoing dialysis? Any reports of that?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:13 AM

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SheltieLover

(79,813 posts)

8. No idea, but hope springs eternal!

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:17 AM

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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Orrex

(67,011 posts)

16. I saw it suggested earlier this week...

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:37 AM

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That his neck rash is consistent with the use of adhesive tape to hold a center line in place, as with urgent dialysis.

I have no idea if it’s true, but anything that gives me hope for his speedy demise is welcome!

BlueKota

(5,288 posts)

7. He croaked a while ago, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:17 AM

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unfortunately turned into a zombie 🧟‍♂️, and is now a full fledged member of the walking dead!

twodogsbarking

(18,515 posts)

9. Went night fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe. Hail Mary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

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twodogsbarking

(18,515 posts)

10. The toy in his Happy Meal was an Iranian drone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

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NNadir

(37,891 posts)

17. I would like to nominate this post for today's thread winner.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:07 AM

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Orrex

(67,011 posts)

22. Agreed!

Reply to NNadir (Reply #17)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:16 AM

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twodogsbarking

(18,515 posts)

25. I am honored. For today I will be known as "Sir twodogsbarking".

Reply to Orrex (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:23 AM

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Orrex

(67,011 posts)

30. You also get the key to the executive washroom for 24 hours

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #25)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:35 AM

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twodogsbarking

(18,515 posts)

11. Let us all thank Orrex for efforts made.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:44 AM

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niyad

(131,925 posts)

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:00 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,149 posts)

14. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:30 AM

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niyad

(131,925 posts)

19. All over the world.

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:10 AM

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hlthe2b

(113,724 posts)

13. "Possibly dead at the hands of a cabinet member after reaching a 'final straw' when...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:08 AM

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he insisted they try Melania's shoes next"

MustLoveBeagles

(15,988 posts)

29. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #13)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:29 AM

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Cute little pupper. Melania's 👠 should be listed as torture devices.

GopherGal

(2,882 posts)

33. I think he deserves a little consolation chew...

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #29)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:11 PM

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Hopefully for pupper's sake, her shoes aren't as sour as her personality.

surfered

(13,149 posts)

15. Don't know if he'll ever go due to this dilemma.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

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MustLoveBeagles

(15,988 posts)

24. Ha ha

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:18 AM

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twodogsbarking

(18,515 posts)

27. They had to sew his mouff shut. He was dead and wouldn't stop blabbering.

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:25 AM

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NNadir

(37,891 posts)

18. Of course all of us look forward to this glorious day but I for one will miss the DU wit it brings each morning.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:09 AM

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niyad

(131,925 posts)

20. Then we can have the daily, "He's STILL Dead" thread.

Reply to NNadir (Reply #18)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:12 AM

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NNadir

(37,891 posts)

21. Good idea.

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:12 AM

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niyad

(131,925 posts)

23. For some time after the happy event, a friend started every text with, "On a

Reply to NNadir (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:16 AM

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cheerful note, scalia is STILL dead!" It did tend to brighten the day.

Ocelot II

(130,286 posts)

28. So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Reply to niyad (Reply #23)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:29 AM

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Blue Owl

(58,926 posts)

26. The Ides of March are approaching fast

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:24 AM

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Sharpen up that blade, oh Reaper.....

niyad

(131,925 posts)

31. YES!!! Thank you for the reminder!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #26)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 12:31 PM

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NNadir

(37,891 posts)

32. Et tu Lindsay? Nah...won't happen. Lindsay...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #26)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 02:18 PM

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...really wouldn't be in such a position to stab through that fat gut given that his head is so far up the orange pedophile's ass.

No Brutus he...

And certainly the paraphrase of Shakespeare's "this was the noblest American of them all" could never be applied to creepy Graham.

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