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riversedge

(80,596 posts)
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:15 AM Wednesday

📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145

Maybe they fit better when little Rubio grows up???


📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size.

Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle.

Source: The Times


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📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145 (Original Post) riversedge Wednesday OP
Imagine the alternate headline: "President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers to encourage unity and l riversedge Wednesday #1
"a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity..." WestMichRad Wednesday #2
Thats right, trump may as well have said 'dance for me, monkey'. Volaris Wednesday #20
Doubtful, because these spineless B.See Saturday #42
OMG. Why didn't he just go to Florsheim and exchange them--or buy a new pair if necessary?! hlthe2b Wednesday #3
Exactly what I was thinking underpants Wednesday #9
Because Stalin....errr....Trump would know. Girard442 Saturday #36
Why call Florsheim? You can just buy a pair on Amazon. rsdsharp Saturday #38
Wow Lil Marco, those shoes are way way too big for widdle feet like yours...stuff some paper or something in there... wcmagumba Wednesday #4
Lots of things are too big for RUBIO-Batista - senator, Secty of State, presidential candidate, integrity... UTUSN Wednesday #23
In my lifetime........... Lovie777 Wednesday #5
Rubio thinks he is in the lead to replace Trump in '28 newdeal2 Wednesday #10
Only because Donny's order for rubber clown noses hasn't arrived yet. nt Buns_of_Fire Wednesday #6
Early stage of training for "Boar on the Floor". Succession fans will get it. n/t CincyDem Wednesday #7
So t is just getting one size and giving them out to his... mwmisses4289 Wednesday #8
I think that it's in the tRump Epstien files. tintinvotes Wednesday #11
Part of me finds this hilarious. GoCubsGo Wednesday #12
Nothing Trmp does is lighthearted. eppur_se_muova Wednesday #13
Like his cheating at golf. Girard442 Saturday #37
;-{) Goonch Wednesday #14
People should post photos of Trump and Liddle Marco's ankles in those shoes. Trump would be furious. dem4decades Wednesday #15
Who is the activities director for Donny's Adult Day Care? tanyev Wednesday #16
Perfect---For A Trump Clown. 🤡 👞 🎪 🎠 ColoringFool Wednesday #17
I bet we bought those shoes. Emile Wednesday #18
Trump is not buying Johnny2X2X Wednesday #19
How fucking embarrassing is that? Swede Wednesday #21
Marco does his Big Shoe Dance for Trump whenever he goes into the Oval Office. Midnight Writer Wednesday #22
The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #24
Bwaaahahahaaaa. LOVE THESE. B.See Saturday #43
Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #25
You and I are paying for those shoes. Not Trump. Irish_Dem Saturday #26
Thank you, Irish_Dem. MIButterfly Saturday #28
Ha. Yep great minds nailed it. Irish_Dem Saturday #33
I don't believe for one second that DJT paid for those shoes. MIButterfly Saturday #27
These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad The Roux Comes First Saturday #29
Guess Little Marco and his BIG shoes can say goodbye to 2028. Vinca Saturday #30
The Cabinet of Shitheels Blue Owl Saturday #31
Better too big than too small, methinks. DJ Synikus Makisimus Saturday #32
A diseased narcissist's mind... GiqueCee Saturday #34
Do Rubio's shoes have lifts already built in? Norrrm Saturday #35
You sure it isn't tax payers buying these shoes? Emile Saturday #39
Imagine wearing shoes two sizes too big for fear of Trump. doc03 Saturday #40
This is some full blown North Korea shit. Initech Saturday #41
OOOOOOooo I hope he orders SUITS next, and then MAKEUP. Maru Kitteh Saturday #44
Clown shoes for all. sinkingfeeling Saturday #45

riversedge

(80,596 posts)
1. Imagine the alternate headline: "President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers to encourage unity and l
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:19 AM
Wednesday


Imagine the alternate headline:
"President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers
to encourage unity and loyalty." 👠 👠

Fox would be apoplectic for a week.


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Volaris

(11,656 posts)
20. Thats right, trump may as well have said 'dance for me, monkey'.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:26 AM
Wednesday

How long is it gonna be before he just orders someone to outright masturbate for him at a cabinet meeting I wonder, just to see who's willing.

And Marco thinks he's gonna run for president on this humiliation lol.

B.See

(8,330 posts)
42. Doubtful, because these spineless
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 06:51 PM
Saturday

grovelling weasles have so prostrated and emasculated themselves in abject feality to their fuhrer, I have to wonder how they can even get it up, much less look themselves in the mirror.

hlthe2b

(113,734 posts)
3. OMG. Why didn't he just go to Florsheim and exchange them--or buy a new pair if necessary?!
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:22 AM
Wednesday

What a damned fawning idiot.

Girard442

(6,880 posts)
36. Because Stalin....errr....Trump would know.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 04:24 PM
Saturday

Wearing the badly fitting shoes is an act of grovelling.

wcmagumba

(6,081 posts)
4. Wow Lil Marco, those shoes are way way too big for widdle feet like yours...stuff some paper or something in there...
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:23 AM
Wednesday

UTUSN

(77,607 posts)
23. Lots of things are too big for RUBIO-Batista - senator, Secty of State, presidential candidate, integrity...
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 12:15 PM
Wednesday

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Lovie777

(22,815 posts)
5. In my lifetime...........
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:24 AM
Wednesday

this is the most corrupt, abnormal, hateful, evil, greedy, non caring, breaking laws and rules, unconstitutional warmongering run government ever.

Rubio so afraid to tell the crazy man those shoes are not his size and wears them because he's too chicken..................

We are fucked.

newdeal2

(5,320 posts)
10. Rubio thinks he is in the lead to replace Trump in '28
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:23 AM
Wednesday

He’ll happily wear some ill fitting shoes if he can become president one day.

CincyDem

(7,382 posts)
7. Early stage of training for "Boar on the Floor". Succession fans will get it. n/t
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:48 AM
Wednesday

If you saw it, ya don’t forget it. Not physically violent but emotionally gruesome.



From wiki:

Boar on the Floor"
The episode's most widely noted sequence depicts "Boar on the Floor," a sadistic game Logan plays to root out the source of a leak in his company. Roche said that the scene was an effort to "explore how poisonous an influence Logan is on his friends and family, as well as on the world."[3] Armstrong named several real-life influences for the "extraordinary and extreme" nature of the way internal corporate conflicts were handled in the episode, including Sumner Redstone, Ghislaine Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch. Parekh drew inspiration from the Stanford prison experiment, which the director felt shed insight on "how people settle in a habit, and they allow themselves to do things that they would otherwise never do." Parekh noted that certain parts of the scene, such as the actors crawling on their hands and knees, were not originally in the script, and that he had to take care to minimize the amount of discomfort among the actors in filming the "awful" and "gruesome" scene.[2] Parekh added that his intent in filming the scenes where Logan intimidates individual members of his circle was to evoke "the feeling of being called on in the fourth or fifth grade [by] your teacher."[4] Actor David Rasche, who plays Karl, remarked on the immediate popularity of "Boar on the Floor" among viewers, including his son, who played the game with his friends.[3]

mwmisses4289

(3,948 posts)
8. So t is just getting one size and giving them out to his...
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:52 AM
Wednesday

followers? sycophants?
That pic from a few days ago, I thought it was the angle of the pic that made it look like some of the shoes were too big or too small. Apparently it wasn't, just t doing the one size fits all nonsense.

tintinvotes

(142 posts)
11. I think that it's in the tRump Epstien files.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:29 AM
Wednesday

I remember reading an email with a person who talked about getting shoes for the girls, so they could track them.

GoCubsGo

(34,879 posts)
12. Part of me finds this hilarious.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:30 AM
Wednesday

Kind of a "Bed. Made. Lie." thing. But, then I realize how fucking terrifying this is. We have a goddamn lunatic running the show, and his toadies are humiliating themselves with their kow-towing to him--instead of trying to fucking remove him to the dementia ward. Goddammit.

eppur_se_muova

(41,762 posts)
13. Nothing Trmp does is lighthearted.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:41 AM
Wednesday

This is forcing embarrassing obeisance in public. It's meant to be cruel and humiliating.

dem4decades

(14,000 posts)
15. People should post photos of Trump and Liddle Marco's ankles in those shoes. Trump would be furious.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:48 AM
Wednesday

tanyev

(49,169 posts)
16. Who is the activities director for Donny's Adult Day Care?
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:06 AM
Wednesday

This feels like a project they came up with to keep him out of Stephen Miller’s “hair” while Nosferatu is running ruining the country.

Swede

(39,250 posts)
21. How fucking embarrassing is that?
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:27 AM
Wednesday

And no, Trump did not spend a nickle of his own money.

MIButterfly

(2,614 posts)
28. Thank you, Irish_Dem.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:46 PM
Saturday

I agree 100%. I didn't see your post until after I posted mine. Great minds and all that....

MIButterfly

(2,614 posts)
27. I don't believe for one second that DJT paid for those shoes.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:45 PM
Saturday

He never pays for anything put of his own pocket. I wouldn't be surprised if he used OUR money for it.

Lying, grifting bastard.

The Roux Comes First

(2,275 posts)
29. These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:47 PM
Saturday

It makes me think of Junior High School (now Middle School). Did they actually have parents who paid them any attention? Marco, speak up!!

You are sad little lads and lassies entirely lacking in any character or personality of your own, hoping against hope that this desperate, insecure, never-properly-patented-hisself thug/bully will somehow reclaim you from the dustbin of your life. He won't. He can't. Suicide might be your best choice!

DJ Synikus Makisimus

(1,428 posts)
32. Better too big than too small, methinks.
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:53 PM
Saturday

One may always fill big shoes with newspaper or something, not that Mario appears to be doing that. It's probably too much of an intellectual leap for him. But imagine his pain if Trump ordered him small ones? Try not to smile devilishly or bigly at that thought.

So by ordering shoes too big, is Trump demanding that "Little Mario's" feet grow? You KNOW what they say about men with big feet.

GiqueCee

(4,022 posts)
34. A diseased narcissist's mind...
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:58 PM
Saturday

... knows no boundaries. What a sick fuck!
I've implored Satan to call him home several times, but I don't think He wants any part of him, either.

Norrrm

(4,853 posts)
35. Do Rubio's shoes have lifts already built in?
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 04:24 PM
Saturday

Here are your free loyalty shoes.

Invoice to follow.

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