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CatWoman

(80,287 posts) Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:03 PM Tuesday

Melania is a modern day Steven Segal

I don't know if you noticed, but after Segal proved to be a world class asshole all his movies bypassed theaters and went straight to DVD.

I cut the cord a couple years ago and now use Fire TV. I know, Amazon sucks, but it is what it is.

Anyway, I noticed the past weekend Amazon keeps running commercials touting that her "documentary" is now available for streaming on Prime.

That was fast.

By any means necessary.

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Melania is a modern day Steven Segal (Original Post) CatWoman Tuesday OP

I get your point, and I agree...however Ferrets are Cool Tuesday #1

Steven Seagal's movies were once in Cinemas then they were direct to DVD. Now they are direct to VHS, lol. He's artemisia1 Tuesday #2

Now they are direct to VHS CatWoman Tuesday #3

She was16, but your point still stands Polybius Wednesday #8

UK Guardian: Vladimir Putin presents Steven Seagal with Russian passport DBoon Tuesday #4

So, you think she will be a fat and irrelevant has-been? Intractable Wednesday #5

I plan to miss it. Did the butler do it? Or the pool boy? Norrrm Wednesday #6

Seagal's earlier movies often had very attractive women stars/co-stars. flvegan Wednesday #7

When we opened Prime last night, it was the feature show. lark Wednesday #9

Melania was, and remains, a soft-core porn modal who married MineralMan Wednesday #10

Hah! UTUSN Wednesday #11

Ferrets are Cool

(22,854 posts)

1. I get your point, and I agree...however

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:09 PM

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almost everything goes to streaming very quickly nowadays. "Shrinking Windows: In early 2024, the average time to streaming dropped from 90 days to 68 days."

artemisia1

(1,820 posts)

2. Steven Seagal's movies were once in Cinemas then they were direct to DVD. Now they are direct to VHS, lol. He's

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:12 PM

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probably one of the least respected figures in the martial arts community. The pictures of him groping a 14 year old Katherine Heigl are Trumpian.

CatWoman

(80,287 posts)

3. Now they are direct to VHS

Reply to artemisia1 (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:19 PM

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Polybius

(21,820 posts)

8. She was16, but your point still stands

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:47 AM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1qgnpj0/katherine_heigl_talking_about_being_sexually/

DBoon

(24,923 posts)

4. UK Guardian: Vladimir Putin presents Steven Seagal with Russian passport

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:50 PM

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/25/vladimir-putin-presents-steven-seagal-with-russian-passport

He is worse than "a world class asshole"

Intractable

(1,948 posts)

5. So, you think she will be a fat and irrelevant has-been?

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 12:17 AM

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Norrrm

(4,814 posts)

6. I plan to miss it. Did the butler do it? Or the pool boy?

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 01:08 AM

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flvegan

(66,198 posts)

7. Seagal's earlier movies often had very attractive women stars/co-stars.

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 03:46 AM

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This "Melania" drivel did not*.

*I suspect. As badly as Amazon seems to want me to watch it, that ain't happening. I can only judge based on the slag on the cover.

lark

(26,057 posts)

9. When we opened Prime last night, it was the feature show.

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:03 AM

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Wouldn't watch the Ameria hating first ho if paid .

MineralMan

(151,111 posts)

10. Melania was, and remains, a soft-core porn modal who married

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:08 AM

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a man who would be king. Whatever that means is what she is.

Trump is still trying to be a king, but he is really just a court jester who has the power of a king.

It would be completely incredible, but it is actually happening as we watch. A sad, sad state of affairs.

UTUSN

(77,589 posts)

11. Hah!

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Wed Mar 11, 2026, 12:20 PM

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