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usonian

(24,811 posts)
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 04:26 PM Tuesday

Solved: Instant source of boots on the ground in Iran: DRAFT ICE! Every One of them. Why?

• They are already "trained" (in random violence against civilians. Checks one box)
• Bonespur "victims" have already been weeded out.
• They are already government employees and must go where assigned. (saves TONS of paperwork)
• They already have weapons, and unspent budget money.
• They already have swell masks to protect from radioactive dust that bombing reactors creates.
• They (probably) already have military haircuts, and (this is big)
• Their kill to loss ratio is infinite.

Oh, and ...
• It's them or Barron.

Say, that's a damn lot of "alreadys"!!!!
Are you All Ready, Willing to kill, and Able?
GO TO IRAN
IT'S YOUR DESTINY!


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Solved: Instant source of boots on the ground in Iran: DRAFT ICE! Every One of them. Why? (Original Post) usonian Tuesday OP
No kidding SSJVegeta Tuesday #1
Right on. enough Tuesday #2
Better would be to elect a strong enough majority in the House and Senate that we can fire these clowns. Initech Tuesday #3
They are not mutually exclusive Metaphorical Tuesday #4

SSJVegeta

(2,765 posts)
1. No kidding
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 04:32 PM
Tuesday

Another suggestion: Draft the adult children of every politician first, and see how much longer this bullshit lasts.

Initech

(108,513 posts)
3. Better would be to elect a strong enough majority in the House and Senate that we can fire these clowns.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 04:37 PM
Tuesday

And put them on trial for war crimes. Particularly Trump and his Bible thumping conspiracy theory armchair war commando Hegseth.

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