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riversedge

(80,867 posts) Sat Feb 28, 2026, 02:53 PM Feb 28

The Mar-A-Lago doctor confirming Barron Trump has hereditary .....

twitter and other media is having a bit of fun.

The Mar-A-Lago doctor confirming Barron Trump has hereditary bone spurs.

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Barron enlisting?
— peachii [REDACTED] Renee (@peachiikimaf.bsky.social) 2026-02-28T12:59:52.214Z

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The Mar-A-Lago doctor confirming Barron Trump has hereditary ..... (Original Post) riversedge Feb 28 OP

Barron in army fatigues. Frasier Balzov Feb 28 #1

Well, that's the insidious point of the Anthropic showdown this week. Bluetus Feb 28 #6

Ah yes, I get the tie in. Frasier Balzov Feb 28 #8

Any decent Photoshop user could have done it. Hell, I could have and I have minimal skills. mucholderthandirt Feb 28 #19

Barron wouldn't be enlisted as a private. Perhaps Assistant Secretary of "War". Marcuse Feb 28 #2

A very "Special" boy named Barron Miami Blue Feb 28 #3

Are bone spurs hereditary? LetMyPeopleVote Feb 28 #4

HAHAHAHAHA! ShazzieB Feb 28 #11

LOVE IT!!! calimary Feb 28 #12

The infamous bone spurs that cannot be imaged or verified. Norrrm Feb 28 #5

Periscope? Marcuse Feb 28 #22

There may not be enough openings for the rich and politically connected to serve and possibly die. Norrrm Feb 28 #7

Why do I feel like hearing John Fogerty's Fortunate Son right now? dem4decades Feb 28 #9

His extreme height eliminates any possibility of military service wishstar Feb 28 #10

I presume you are being sarcastic. The height limit for the army is 6' 8" and there's no way he's that tall generalbetrayus Feb 28 #15

Barron's pictures remind me of someone with Marfan syndrome. wnylib Feb 28 #21

TSF has issued an executive order that Sneederbunk Feb 28 #13

Man, you all are having too much fun Gum Logger Feb 28 #14

So is the kid going to sign up and go thru training and go to the front............ turbinetree Feb 28 #16

"I'm afraid Chickenshititis is hereditary. McTacoTits the III can't serve." signed, flvegan Feb 28 #17

mommy trump would never allow barron to enlist. riversedge Feb 28 #23

Is evil hereditary too? He reminds me of the kid in The Omen. Dave Bowman Feb 28 #18

By Executive Order, Totally Tunsie Feb 28 #20

Frasier Balzov

(5,065 posts)

1. Barron in army fatigues.

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:05 PM

Feb 28

Whatever you think about A.I., it makes images like this possible.

I'm not sure I get the next layer of the joke though?

Donald has ordered a miracle cure for hereditary bone spurs so he can cynically make his family look patriotic?

You can be sure that Barron would not be sent to the front lines or anywhere in harm's way.

Bluetus

(2,837 posts)

6. Well, that's the insidious point of the Anthropic showdown this week.

Reply to Frasier Balzov (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:23 PM

Feb 28

The Pentagon wants to make it so that NOBODY ever is in harm's way, and no human actually has to ever be accountable for murdering populations.

And for those scoring at home, ALL of the major AI companies stood with Anthropic, except for Elon Musk.

Frasier Balzov

(5,065 posts)

8. Ah yes, I get the tie in.

Reply to Bluetus (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:33 PM

Feb 28

That's some very timely crafted satire!

mucholderthandirt

(1,787 posts)

19. Any decent Photoshop user could have done it. Hell, I could have and I have minimal skills.

Reply to Frasier Balzov (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:26 PM

Feb 28

"AI" is destroying opportunities for actual human beings, but let's praise it and post it everywhere like it's a good thing.

Marcuse

(9,023 posts)

2. Barron wouldn't be enlisted as a private. Perhaps Assistant Secretary of "War".

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:17 PM

Feb 28

Miami Blue

(374 posts)

3. A very "Special" boy named Barron

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:18 PM

Feb 28

Must be immediately deployed to his PsychoPedo’s daddy War in Iran 🇮🇷.
🖕🏻

LetMyPeopleVote

(179,997 posts)

4. Are bone spurs hereditary?

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:19 PM

Feb 28

Link to tweet

— Humor Satire Memes (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) 2026-02-28T14:53:21.736Z

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ShazzieB

(22,624 posts)

11. HAHAHAHAHA!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:07 PM

Feb 28

calimary

(90,100 posts)

12. LOVE IT!!!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:11 PM

Feb 28

Especially that Xray!

Norrrm

(5,095 posts)

5. The infamous bone spurs that cannot be imaged or verified.

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:19 PM

Feb 28

Can one be too tall for the military?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=can+you+be+too+tall+for+the+military&form=ANNTH1&refig=69a33e0f6d5943c2925b115e34b12af9&pc=U531&pq=too+tall+for&pqlth=12&assgl=36&sgcn=can+you+be+too+tall+for+the+military&qs=HS&sgtpv=HS&smvpcn=0&swbcn=8&sctcn=0&sc=8-12&sp=1&ghc=0&cvid=69a33e0f6d5943c2925b115e34b12af9&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

Marcuse

(9,023 posts)

22. Periscope?

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:45 PM

Feb 28

Norrrm

(5,095 posts)

7. There may not be enough openings for the rich and politically connected to serve and possibly die.

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 03:29 PM

Feb 28

???

Tom DeLay and Dan Quayle military service

He and Quayle, DeLay explained to the assembled media in New Orleans, were victims of an unusual phenomenon back in the days of the undeclared Southeast Asian war. So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like himself. Satisfied with the pronouncement, which dumbfounded more than a few of his listeners who had lived the sixties, DeLay marched off to the convention.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/1999/05/what_did_you_do_in_the_war_hammer.html

dem4decades

(14,098 posts)

9. Why do I feel like hearing John Fogerty's Fortunate Son right now?

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 04:00 PM

Feb 28

wishstar

(5,830 posts)

10. His extreme height eliminates any possibility of military service

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:07 PM

Feb 28

Automatic disqualification

generalbetrayus

(1,878 posts)

15. I presume you are being sarcastic. The height limit for the army is 6' 8" and there's no way he's that tall

Reply to wishstar (Reply #10)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:30 PM

Feb 28

any more than Orange Julius Caesar is 6' 3" tall.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

wnylib

(26,067 posts)

21. Barron's pictures remind me of someone with Marfan syndrome.

Reply to wishstar (Reply #10)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:17 PM

Feb 28

It causes extreme height, long arms and fingers.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/marfan-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20350782

Sneederbunk

(17,506 posts)

13. TSF has issued an executive order that

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:18 PM

Feb 28

he is taller than Barron.

Gum Logger

(398 posts)

14. Man, you all are having too much fun

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:25 PM

Feb 28

It would be funny if it was not such a tragedy

turbinetree

(27,577 posts)

16. So is the kid going to sign up and go thru training and go to the front............

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 05:32 PM

Feb 28

of protecting the classified documents in the bathroom at Mar A Lago............you know where all the combat operations are going to be held...............maybe he can have his birthday placed in a barrel and see where he lands just like good old times during the Vietnam War.................