Oh, how ADORABLE. Trump knew Noem & Lewandowski were humping because they drank from the same can of soda.

Sources told the paper—whose owner, Rupert Murdoch, dined with Trump at the White House this week, according to Breaker—that the president “frequently” tells a story about witnessing Lewandowski and Noem taking sips from the same can of soda.

The president, a known germaphobe, allegedly says that was a dead giveaway.

There have been rumors that Corey Lewandowski, back, and Kristi Noem, front, have had an affair for years.

“You can’t do that, it’s pretty obvious!” Trump has said, according to the Post’s sources. “You can’t do that, everyone’s going to know!”
One of the tabloid’s sources described the tale as Trump’s “go-to story” regarding the duo.

https://archive.ph/MRSn9#selection-799.0-855.91