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Orrex

(66,829 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 06:53 AM 18 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Contracted measles from some unvaccinated "pro-life" rally or another?

Fell when RFK Jr tried to snort coke off of the toilet seat while he was using it?

Stroked out from a life of shameless excess and self-indulgence, but have you seen the DOW?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 18 hrs ago OP
Crushed by immensity of his falling popularity? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #1
or that floating blood clot.... samnsara 18 hrs ago #2
Black lung trying to stoke up the USAF's all new coal powered F47? Hugin 17 hrs ago #3
No but malaise 17 hrs ago #4
or JD GopherGal 2 hrs ago #35
Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and DeeDeeNY 17 hrs ago #5
Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House... MiHale 17 hrs ago #6
No, but he's one day closer. cloudbase 17 hrs ago #7
Today wouldn't be too soon! WestMichRad 16 hrs ago #8
Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #9
"Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..." hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #10
That is precious 💕 MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #20
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE niyad 12 hrs ago #28
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #11
I have a dream. surfered 16 hrs ago #14
Now would be good. niyad 14 hrs ago #25
Yes! Rfn! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #32
The whole world shares your dream! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #31
Our dream. surfered 3 hrs ago #34
Soon... SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #33
Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #12
Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same no_hypocrisy 16 hrs ago #13
Feel better soon soon MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #22
Trip over one of his butt kissers Tree Lady 16 hrs ago #15
Good luck! Do the therapy! surfered 16 hrs ago #18
I guess they thought I was walking pretty good Tree Lady 11 hrs ago #29
Glad to hear you are doing so well. SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #30
I am doing good but spoke to soon Tree Lady 1 hr ago #36
Still sending healing vibes to you. SheltieLover 1 hr ago #37
Boy me to that would be best love Tree Lady 1 hr ago #38
Breathe deeply SheltieLover 1 hr ago #39
Healing vibes for a quick recovery MustLoveBeagles 15 hrs ago #23
Healing vibes headed your way for swift and complete recovery. niyad 14 hrs ago #26
No but he Gordcanuck 16 hrs ago #16
It would be justice if he choked to death on coal dust LymphocyteLover 16 hrs ago #17
No, goddammit. Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #19
... Harker 15 hrs ago #21
Sorry to say NO, but i heard he was served a summons, to appear bluestarone 14 hrs ago #24
We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote 14 hrs ago #27

MiHale

(12,801 posts)
6. Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House...
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 07:18 AM
17 hrs ago

Cried himself to death upon realizing he received no Valentines Cards because everyone hates him.

Bawhahahahahahaha

twodogsbarking

(18,043 posts)
9. Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:13 AM
16 hrs ago

ICE Barbie tried to fight them off but they chewed her to shit bits.

hlthe2b

(113,285 posts)
10. "Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..."
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:19 AM
16 hrs ago

(yeah, there are moments when the narcissism gives way to longing- even for this orange monster)





for the kitty & puppy love on display!

surfered

(12,458 posts)
14. I have a dream.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:32 AM
16 hrs ago

Blood clot, rushed to Walter Reed, family called in, announcement, champagne. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

no_hypocrisy

(54,620 posts)
13. Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:29 AM
16 hrs ago

head cold from Hell that I have.

May be die in misery.

Tree Lady

(13,123 posts)
15. Trip over one of his butt kissers
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:37 AM
16 hrs ago

And can't handle the pain of hip surgery replacement and takes too much pain meds.

Ok I am recovering from hip surgery and it's been painful, more so because of fracturing my hip. I totally wish T could feel the pain I have had, no way could he handle it being such a baby.

I always thought when he goes he deserves some type of pain for all he has caused.

Tree Lady

(13,123 posts)
29. I guess they thought I was walking pretty good
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 01:50 PM
11 hrs ago

In hospital because pt lady said I don't need pt just walk. I did read about a few lying in bed a wiggling feet and sliding up and down.

I was in pretty good shape before this and will continue my better bones and balance class in April. Teacher thinks I will heal faster because of doing that.

SheltieLover

(78,613 posts)
30. Glad to hear you are doing so well.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 02:25 PM
10 hrs ago

I suggest doing the pt anyway as there are lots of muscles not used much in just walking.

Tree Lady

(13,123 posts)
36. I am doing good but spoke to soon
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:06 PM
1 hr ago

To make it seem easier than it is. I had bad pain day today but I survived it. Heard first week the worst, tomorrow day 7.

Tree Lady

(13,123 posts)
38. Boy me to that would be best love
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:25 PM
1 hr ago

Gift to myself. Been long time since I had to deal with pain this bad, had back operation in 2000 after a lot of pain. It's a mental thing.

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