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Orrex

(67,390 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 07:53 AM Feb 2026

Is he dead yet?

Contracted measles from some unvaccinated "pro-life" rally or another?

Fell when RFK Jr tried to snort coke off of the toilet seat while he was using it?

Stroked out from a life of shameless excess and self-indulgence, but have you seen the DOW?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 2026 OP
Crushed by immensity of his falling popularity? SheltieLover Feb 2026 #1
or that floating blood clot.... samnsara Feb 2026 #2
Black lung trying to stoke up the USAF's all new coal powered F47? Hugin Feb 2026 #3
No but malaise Feb 2026 #4
or JD GopherGal Feb 2026 #35
Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and DeeDeeNY Feb 2026 #5
Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House... MiHale Feb 2026 #6
No, but he's one day closer. cloudbase Feb 2026 #7
Today wouldn't be too soon! WestMichRad Feb 2026 #8
Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut. twodogsbarking Feb 2026 #9
"Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..." hlthe2b Feb 2026 #10
That is precious 💕 MustLoveBeagles Feb 2026 #20
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE niyad Feb 2026 #28
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 2026 #11
I have a dream. surfered Feb 2026 #14
Now would be good. niyad Feb 2026 #25
Yes! Rfn! SheltieLover Feb 2026 #32
The whole world shares your dream! SheltieLover Feb 2026 #31
Our dream. surfered Feb 2026 #34
Soon... SheltieLover Feb 2026 #33
Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck. twodogsbarking Feb 2026 #12
Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same no_hypocrisy Feb 2026 #13
Feel better soon soon MustLoveBeagles Feb 2026 #22
Trip over one of his butt kissers Tree Lady Feb 2026 #15
Good luck! Do the therapy! surfered Feb 2026 #18
I guess they thought I was walking pretty good Tree Lady Feb 2026 #29
Glad to hear you are doing so well. SheltieLover Feb 2026 #30
I am doing good but spoke to soon Tree Lady Feb 2026 #36
Still sending healing vibes to you. SheltieLover Feb 2026 #37
Boy me to that would be best love Tree Lady Feb 2026 #38
Breathe deeply SheltieLover Feb 2026 #39
Healing vibes for a quick recovery MustLoveBeagles Feb 2026 #23
Healing vibes headed your way for swift and complete recovery. niyad Feb 2026 #26
Bit by bit keep getting better! electric_blue68 Feb 2026 #40
No but he Gordcanuck Feb 2026 #16
It would be justice if he choked to death on coal dust LymphocyteLover Feb 2026 #17
No, goddammit. Joinfortmill Feb 2026 #19
... Harker Feb 2026 #21
Sorry to say NO, but i heard he was served a summons, to appear bluestarone Feb 2026 #24
We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2026 #27

DeeDeeNY

(3,964 posts)
5. Kristi Noem saw only the back of his head from behind and
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:15 AM
Feb 2026

thought he was a dog. So she had to shoot him.

MiHale

(13,163 posts)
6. Died crumpled in a lonely dark corner of the White House...
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:18 AM
Feb 2026

Cried himself to death upon realizing he received no Valentines Cards because everyone hates him.

Bawhahahahahahaha

twodogsbarking

(19,326 posts)
9. Attacked by ten thousand squirrels thinking he was an olympic sized orange nut.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:13 AM
Feb 2026

ICE Barbie tried to fight them off but they chewed her to shit bits.

hlthe2b

(114,672 posts)
10. "Died when niece, Mary reminded him he never was nor would he be loved like this..."
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:19 AM
Feb 2026

(yeah, there are moments when the narcissism gives way to longing- even for this orange monster)





for the kitty & puppy love on display!

niyad

(134,022 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:22 AM
Feb 2026

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,272 posts)
14. I have a dream.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:32 AM
Feb 2026

Blood clot, rushed to Walter Reed, family called in, announcement, champagne. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

twodogsbarking

(19,326 posts)
12. Mike Johnson is in charge or picking up El Trumpo's hand if it falls off. All hands on deck.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:26 AM
Feb 2026

no_hypocrisy

(55,371 posts)
13. Grew two more heads and each of the three heads have the same
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:29 AM
Feb 2026

head cold from Hell that I have.

May be die in misery.

Tree Lady

(13,384 posts)
15. Trip over one of his butt kissers
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:37 AM
Feb 2026

And can't handle the pain of hip surgery replacement and takes too much pain meds.

Ok I am recovering from hip surgery and it's been painful, more so because of fracturing my hip. I totally wish T could feel the pain I have had, no way could he handle it being such a baby.

I always thought when he goes he deserves some type of pain for all he has caused.

Tree Lady

(13,384 posts)
29. I guess they thought I was walking pretty good
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 02:50 PM
Feb 2026

In hospital because pt lady said I don't need pt just walk. I did read about a few lying in bed a wiggling feet and sliding up and down.

I was in pretty good shape before this and will continue my better bones and balance class in April. Teacher thinks I will heal faster because of doing that.

SheltieLover

(81,698 posts)
30. Glad to hear you are doing so well.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 03:25 PM
Feb 2026

I suggest doing the pt anyway as there are lots of muscles not used much in just walking.

Tree Lady

(13,384 posts)
36. I am doing good but spoke to soon
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 12:06 AM
Feb 2026

To make it seem easier than it is. I had bad pain day today but I survived it. Heard first week the worst, tomorrow day 7.

Tree Lady

(13,384 posts)
38. Boy me to that would be best love
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 12:25 AM
Feb 2026

Gift to myself. Been long time since I had to deal with pain this bad, had back operation in 2000 after a lot of pain. It's a mental thing.

bluestarone

(22,465 posts)
24. Sorry to say NO, but i heard he was served a summons, to appear
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:13 AM
Feb 2026

to Heavens supreme court?

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