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Orrex

(66,800 posts)
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:16 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Crushed by a toppling 22 foot golden idol?

After proving that taxes aren't certain in life, found out what is?

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Scenes we'd like to see Submariner Yesterday #1
Bwaaaaah for the goats😀 malaise Yesterday #2
No but malaise Yesterday #3
Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?. SheltieLover Yesterday #4
As many holes I have in his voodoo doll, he should be dead. Emile Yesterday #5
Baaahahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 20 hrs ago #16
There used to be Trump voodoo dolls... Dulcinea 19 hrs ago #17
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 23 hrs ago #6
Soon... SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #7
Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 23 hrs ago #10
Waiting is tiresome... SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #12
Agree 😡 surfered 21 hrs ago #15
An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper. twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #8
Lovely visual! niyad 23 hrs ago #9
The White House Ballroom Will Rival Versailles surfered 22 hrs ago #11
"Mama told me about the goats and said 'soon!'" hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #13
He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody Buddyzbuddy 22 hrs ago #14
Bitcoin crashed on his nasty little head Wicked Blue 18 hrs ago #18

Submariner

(13,279 posts)
1. Scenes we'd like to see
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:23 AM
Yesterday

Jesse Ventura turning Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent into Swiss cheese with his mini-gun, a favorite gun of hunters everywhere of the Blond Pedo-Pigeon.

malaise

(294,080 posts)
2. Bwaaaaah for the goats😀
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:24 AM
Yesterday

Last edited Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:29 AM - Edit history (1)

Trampled in retaliation by a herd of goats?

malaise

(294,080 posts)
3. No but
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:27 AM
Yesterday

he’s not happy and each boat he knocks out saves 25,000 lives.
That effer lies like a corpse.

SheltieLover

(78,140 posts)
4. Heart attack over Dems' threat to force him to testify about his pedo partner eps?.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:56 AM
Yesterday

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995133 )

Stroked out over pedo protecting scRotus refusing to block CA redistricting? (
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995106 )

Enraged over Gov Spanburgef ordring all VA LEOs to exit fed imigration agreementd, suffered a fatal brain injury when a catsup bottle bounced back & knocked his crown off? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220995562 )

Dulcinea

(9,847 posts)
17. There used to be Trump voodoo dolls...
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:10 PM
19 hrs ago

...at Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo in New Orleans. Maybe they're still available.

niyad

(130,412 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:33 AM
23 hrs ago

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(17,911 posts)
8. An arrow from Cubid's bow straight through his blood pumper.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:06 AM
23 hrs ago

Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to his heart for me

Sorry Sam Cooke

Buddyzbuddy

(2,316 posts)
14. He keeps knocking on the door but DEATH told everybody
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:09 AM
22 hrs ago

"Ssshhh, turn off the lights, maybe he'll go away. He f*cks up everything wherever he goes."

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