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AverageOldGuy

(3,527 posts)
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 03:02 PM 11 hrs ago

Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . .

. . . and eats it raw.

Noem wants to deport all Haitians in Springfield OH -- you know -- the ones eating the dogs and cats!! Judge tells her to GFY -- politely, of course.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/district-judge-blocks-order-ending-tps-status-granted-to-haitians

Among the judge's words were these :



A federal judge on Monday blocked the Trump administration from ending Temporary Protected Status for more than 350,000 Haitian immigrants.

In an 83-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes granted a stay maintaining the legal status of Haitian nationals “pending judicial review.” In her ruling, she accused Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem of “preordaining” her termination decision, saying she “did so because of hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”

“There is an old adage among lawyers,” Judge Reyes wrote. “If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.”

“Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side — or at least has ignored them,” Reyes continued. “Does not have the law on her side — or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter)
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Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . . (Original Post) AverageOldGuy 11 hrs ago OP
"Hostility to nonwhite immigrants" pretty much covers it, doesn't it? sop 10 hrs ago #1
My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ... aggiesal 8 hrs ago #7
"" AllaN01Bear 8 hrs ago #8
Fatality! Judge Ana Reyes wins! sakabatou 10 hrs ago #2
" Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . ." MLWR 9 hrs ago #3
I was curious too. Codifer 8 hrs ago #11
my reaction exactly. barbtries 8 hrs ago #12
Good for Judge Reyes wendyb-NC 9 hrs ago #4
I love the last paragraph of this opinion LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #5
Too Bad It's Only A Metaphor. A Song To Celebrate: ColoringFool 8 hrs ago #6
The only place Kristi Noem belongs in is Supermax. Initech 8 hrs ago #9
Nailed it malaise 8 hrs ago #10
Absolutely! Unrepentant Fenian 8 hrs ago #14
Skin Color OKAY or NOT OKAY Meme iluvtennis 8 hrs ago #13
Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here. Martin68 3 hrs ago #15
Kick orangecrush 3 hrs ago #16
I'm interested in how the Appeals Court and SCOTUS views it WarGamer 3 hrs ago #17

aggiesal

(10,634 posts)
7. My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ...
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:34 PM
8 hrs ago

Every time there is a reference to skin color, this is my standard reply.

If I get pulled over by the ICEstapo, CBP or Border Patrol, I will say, "My skin color is not Probable Cause"










Codifer

(1,182 posts)
11. I was curious too.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
8 hrs ago

Seems to me that the judge started from the wrong end, finding noem's heart is more the job of a proctologist.

barbtries

(31,203 posts)
12. my reaction exactly.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:51 PM
8 hrs ago

reaches down to take out her heart and finds the cavity empty.

malaise

(293,997 posts)
10. Nailed it
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
8 hrs ago

No one who can murder a puppy for not following her orders should be allowed around living creatures.
She is sick.

Martin68

(27,290 posts)
15. Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 10:15 PM
3 hrs ago

Whether the poster is going for laughs or clicks, it's a stupid headline.

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