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Orrex

(66,669 posts) Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:20 AM Dec 6

Is he dead yet?

Run over by a fleet of Kei Cars?

Fatally pleasured by Gianni Infantino?

Starved to death after getting hopelessly lost in NE Pennsylvania casino?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 6 OP

Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize? SheltieLover Dec 6 #1

Incrementally no_hypocrisy Dec 6 #2

Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this surfered Dec 6 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 6 #4

Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 6 #9

So very true. I am free this weekend to celebrate. Actually, I would cancel niyad Dec 6 #12

The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it. surfered Dec 6 #19

Awarded the Rest in Peace prize. 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #5

Good one! niyad Dec 6 #13

Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting Blumancru Dec 6 #6

The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight. twodogsbarking Dec 6 #8

130,000,000 people of color storm the White House and do mankind the biggest favor ever known. twodogsbarking Dec 6 #7

Dr Seuss surfered Dec 6 #10

Excellent!!! niyad Dec 6 #14

Hahaha! ... littlemissmartypants Dec 6 #11

One stroke over the line. twodogsbarking Dec 6 #15

Autoerotic asphyxiation from the stupid peace prize hung around his neck? LymphocyteLover Dec 6 #16

Just get in LetMyPeopleVote Dec 6 #17

So, I woke up hopeful and wanted to express this to all (but): hlthe2b Dec 6 #18

No but malaise Dec 6 #20

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

1. Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:21 AM

Dec 6

Drown in vomit, reactions to his policies,, appearance & voice?

Taken down by stress to his already decaying body during his your groceries are affordable tour?

no_hypocrisy

(54,245 posts)

2. Incrementally

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:23 AM

Dec 6

1. Dropped FIFA Peace Prize trophy
2. It hit his toes
3. Infection
4. Gangrene
5. Sepsis

surfered

(11,462 posts)

3. Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:15 AM

Dec 6

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220850204

niyad

(129,505 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:18 AM

Dec 6

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

9. Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:52 AM

Dec 6

niyad

(129,505 posts)

12. So very true. I am free this weekend to celebrate. Actually, I would cancel

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:56 AM

Dec 6

anything the moment the joyous news came through.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

19. The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it.

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:09 AM

Dec 6

2MuchNoise

(723 posts)

5. Awarded the Rest in Peace prize.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:18 AM

Dec 6

niyad

(129,505 posts)

13. Good one!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:57 AM

Dec 6

Blumancru

(210 posts)

6. Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:37 AM

Dec 6

Does not wake up.
Wins Nobel Service to Humanity Prize, a new honor established just for him. Posthumously awarded.

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

8. The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight.

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:49 AM

Dec 6

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

7. 130,000,000 people of color storm the White House and do mankind the biggest favor ever known.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:40 AM

Dec 6

They are targeted daily. When will it stop? Fuck this country's "leadership".

surfered

(11,462 posts)

10. Dr Seuss

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:53 AM

Dec 6

niyad

(129,505 posts)

14. Excellent!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:58 AM

Dec 6

littlemissmartypants

(31,609 posts)

11. Hahaha! ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:56 AM

Dec 6

For some reason the first one provoked an image of cars full of Republican clowns in a Keystone Cop kind of scene inspecting the body.

Imagine being poked with several of these:

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

15. One stroke over the line.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:01 AM

Dec 6

And now he's one stroke over the line, sweet Jesus
One stroke over the line
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line
Waiting for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line