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Aviation Pro

(15,135 posts) Tue Dec 2, 2025, 05:13 PM 58 min ago

What I want for a holiday present

A horizontal fucking pedophile.

And it just might happen.

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What I want for a holiday present (Original Post) Aviation Pro 58 min ago OP

Me too. Hope they don't run out. nt mr715 55 min ago #1

Or, the Big Beautiful Obituary RoadRunner 49 min ago #2

My wife and I just came back from our afternoon walk .. she called me uncharacteristically "optimistic." Why? Bo Zarts 41 min ago #3

The worldwide celebration will be the greatest ever! Emile 21 min ago #4

I'm guessing you also mean "morbid". Pedos are known to get horizontal and still alive. erronis 6 min ago #5

mr715

(2,472 posts)

1. Me too. Hope they don't run out. nt

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 05:16 PM

55 min ago

RoadRunner

(4,704 posts)

2. Or, the Big Beautiful Obituary

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 05:22 PM

49 min ago

That would be cool.

Bo Zarts

(26,210 posts)

3. My wife and I just came back from our afternoon walk .. she called me uncharacteristically "optimistic." Why?

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 05:30 PM

41 min ago

I predicted (based on my gut feelings only) that come January 1, 2026, Donald J. Trump would not be president because:

1. He dies before then, or

2. He resigns "due to health," or

3. He is removed from office "due to health."

She and I both agree that Option #1 works best for us.

Emile

(39,603 posts)

4. The worldwide celebration will be the greatest ever!

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 05:50 PM

21 min ago

erronis

(22,190 posts)

5. I'm guessing you also mean "morbid". Pedos are known to get horizontal and still alive.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 06:06 PM

6 min ago

Sorry. I hate those bastards (and obviously bitches like Maxwell) as much as anyone.

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