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Miles Archer

(21,176 posts)
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 07:02 AM 11 hrs ago

Don IS "Jed." Melania IS "Granny." Ivanka IS "Ellie Mae." Don Jr IS "Jethro." This fall, the Mar-a-Lago Hillbillies.

Woke up with this image of Don Jr "cipherin'" using all ten fingers and toes while Ivanka suns herself by the cee-ment pond.

Some of you may remember Lynne Cheney, Evil Dick's wife, on one of the cable news shows while Dubya was still in office. She gave us an early version of Trump's bullshit "Trump 2028" trolling.

We were into Bush's second term, and Lynne went into full smiley-faced smirking troll mode when she suggested that Laura Bush run for president to continue "THE BUSH DYNASTY." And, part of trolling is rubbing the noses of people who loathe you in your smug, self-celebratory smarmy creep attitude. There may have been points in Bush's presidency where America liked him LESS than when Lynne went on that show. It was not met with universal high-fives.

So the point of this post is that some pundits out there are already getting moist undies over "PRESIDENT BARRON TRUMP" (which he couldn't even consider for another 16 years, when he hits age 35).

Don Jr wants to leap-frog over Vance and become the "heir to MAGA."

Princess Ivanka is like a truffle-hunting pig. She'll go wherever her snout leads her to fresh reserves of cash. Maybe she'll just secure a few more trade deals with China and stay out of it.

Melania is basically Eva Gabor from Green Acres. She lives in NY and shows up like a recurring flare-up of a sexually transmitted disease any time she has to honor the pre-nup and present her scowling face for a photo op.

WHAT I AM HOPING is that when America rids itself of Donald Trump (or maybe God does it for us), the chances of a TRUMP DYNASTY are the same, or worse, as giggly Lynne's dream of a BUSH DYNASTY.

Don Jr is banking on your "NOT GETTING ENOUGH TRUMP" in your life when daddy leaves /dies.

I hope we prove him wrong.

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Don IS "Jed." Melania IS "Granny." Ivanka IS "Ellie Mae." Don Jr IS "Jethro." This fall, the Mar-a-Lago Hillbillies. (Original Post) Miles Archer 11 hrs ago OP
Too bad TSF'S first name isn't Oliver. Prof. Toru Tanaka 10 hrs ago #1
Off topic, but... Miles Archer 10 hrs ago #2
Recommended for the spot-on description of Princess Ivanka hatrack 10 hrs ago #3
More like The Addams Family SocialDemocrat61 10 hrs ago #4
Given all the cocaine they're claiming is on the little boats, I'm surprised Jr. hasn't moved to Venezuela. Vinca 10 hrs ago #5
Why must you insult poor Jethro like that? GoCubsGo 10 hrs ago #6
The Clampet Family Jean Genie 8 hrs ago #7
Far too benevolent. Fiendish Thingy 7 hrs ago #8

Prof. Toru Tanaka

(2,883 posts)
1. Too bad TSF'S first name isn't Oliver.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 07:25 AM
10 hrs ago

Or should I say, “OLL-EE-VAH!”

“Princess Ivanka is like a truffle-hunting pig. She’ll go wherever her snout leads her to fresh reserves of cash.” That is a spot-on assessment!

My only question is who would be Jethrine? JD the prince of eyeliner, perhaps?

Miles Archer

(21,176 posts)
2. Off topic, but...
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 07:37 AM
10 hrs ago

...as a kid, in my room with my little black and white television, I watched the Professor MANY times.

Vinca

(53,099 posts)
5. Given all the cocaine they're claiming is on the little boats, I'm surprised Jr. hasn't moved to Venezuela.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 07:57 AM
10 hrs ago

GoCubsGo

(34,592 posts)
6. Why must you insult poor Jethro like that?
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 08:00 AM
10 hrs ago

He's far better at cypher--and-guzzinta. And, he's a Double Naught Spy. Junior isn't neither of those things.

Jean Genie

(529 posts)
7. The Clampet Family
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:58 AM
8 hrs ago

I guess that makes Eric their Blood Hound Doggie. Tiffany could be Miss Hathaway, and Little Barron? Maybe Mr Drysdale.
Except the Clampets were fundamentally good, decent human beings. And the Trumps? Well.....

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