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Coventina

(29,009 posts) Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:17 PM Monday

When the orange buffoon finally croaks, besides dancing my feet bloody,

I want autopsy photos of his allegedly "wounded" ear.

You know, the one that was supposedly "shot."

I doubt I'll get my wish, but I'll console myself by urinating on his grave.

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When the orange buffoon finally croaks, besides dancing my feet bloody, (Original Post) Coventina Monday OP

There will be dancing in the streets. mr715 Monday #1

According to Eric Traildogbob Monday #2

He will be embalmed, put into a glass and gold box newdeal2 Monday #3

Stuff him and stand him up, with some imbedded animatronics. Buns_of_Fire 19 hrs ago #10

Hope someone drops a bill to make his burial site a National Park open for urination and charge a fee. Silent Type Monday #4

Why wait to celebrate? The Blue Flower Monday #5

It was all done with AI ..... or is that A1? Inquiring minds want to know. usonian Monday #6

I want a photo of his..... IcyPeas Monday #7

Taxidermy Ol' TACO duckworth969 Yesterday #8

I'm really hoping to be able to throw piss on his grave, eventually. lark 20 hrs ago #9

mr715

(2,475 posts)

1. There will be dancing in the streets.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:18 PM

Monday

His threshold moment will be the highest rated ever.

Traildogbob

(12,286 posts)

2. According to Eric

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:44 PM

Monday

The ear was Shot half off. I have no idea why every reporter will not wear a Kotex on the ear during interview’s. Who gave him Kotex’s, Melania, Lara or Ivanka. Or does he keep his own in the bathroom with secret doc’s for leakage from the shroom?

newdeal2

(4,571 posts)

3. He will be embalmed, put into a glass and gold box

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:48 PM

Monday

And be on display at his future tacky presidential library and hotel in Miami so that his sucker and loser supporters can literally pay their respects.

One final grift.

Buns_of_Fire

(18,946 posts)

10. Stuff him and stand him up, with some imbedded animatronics.

Reply to newdeal2 (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:00 AM

19 hrs ago

"Insert 50 cents to hear Dontar repeat one of his greatest insults - just for YOU!"

And for a dollar, he'll perform a short version of his famous dance that entertained people all over the world!

Silent Type

(12,223 posts)

4. Hope someone drops a bill to make his burial site a National Park open for urination and charge a fee.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:51 PM

Monday

Make it payable as reparations to all he has hurt.

The Blue Flower

(6,276 posts)

5. Why wait to celebrate?

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:53 PM

Monday

Everybody croaks. I can celebrate that one right now.

usonian

(22,814 posts)

6. It was all done with AI ..... or is that A1? Inquiring minds want to know.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:54 PM

Monday

IcyPeas

(24,668 posts)

7. I want a photo of his.....

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:29 PM

Monday

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duckworth969

(1,037 posts)

8. Taxidermy Ol' TACO

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:03 AM

Yesterday

Prop him up for pictures at $25,000 a pop.

Keepin’ that grift alive!

lark

(25,792 posts)

9. I'm really hoping to be able to throw piss on his grave, eventually.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:21 AM

20 hrs ago

Dancing, cheering, drinking champagne, calling all my friends to celebrate - oh, and of course I'll be siging "Ding Dong the Filth is Dead, the stinky creepy traitor died!

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