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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(131,584 posts) Mon Dec 1, 2025, 02:37 PM Yesterday

6 Craziest Revelations From Scathing Report on Kashyp Patel

Including His Refusal to Leave a Plane Until He Was Given a Female Agent’s Jacket

A blistering report from a number of current and former federal agents blasted the FBI under Director Kash Patel and Deputy Director Dan Bongino, saying it has been a “circus” and “all f*cked up” under their leadership.

The 115-page report, first reported on by The New York Post’s Miranda Devine on Monday, was from the National Alliance of Retired and Active-Duty FBI Special Agents and Analysts. It paints a damning picture of the bureau under Patel, who is branded as someone who is “insecure,” lacks “self-confidence,” and is unfit for the role. Bongino, meanwhile, is described as a “clown.”

Those current and former agents recently shared the “pulse check” report with the Senate Committee on the Judiciary, which is chaired by Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA). Here are six of the most brutal, wild, and funny takeaways below:

1. Patel “refused” to leave a plane until someone found him a medium size FBI jacket belonging to a female agent

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/6-craziest-revelations-scathing-report-170633670.html

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6 Craziest Revelations From Scathing Report on Kashyp Patel (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday OP

It would be fabulous if someone would please list the six examples here in this thread don't want to follow the link msfiddlestix Yesterday #1

In addition to the first Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #3

Thanks so much it's informative of what some of those issues were about. I kind of like the notion of feeding into their msfiddlestix Yesterday #4

'Truth is for chumps' will be his autobio title Torchlight Yesterday #2

"truth is for chumps" should be on all our coins rampartd Yesterday #5

🤡🤡 underpants Yesterday #6

The section on DEI is something else. chowder66 Yesterday #7

Here's a link to the report so you don't have to read it on Yahoo News: maxsolomon Yesterday #8

msfiddlestix

(8,155 posts)

1. It would be fabulous if someone would please list the six examples here in this thread don't want to follow the link

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 02:43 PM

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Is super huge thank you!

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(131,584 posts)

3. In addition to the first

Reply to msfiddlestix (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 02:51 PM

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2. FBI agents “laughed at” Patel for ordering the removal of pronouns and messages from email signatures — even though his email signature contained his own message

3. Patel’s FBI is infected by a “culture of mistrust and uncertainty”

4. Feds are tired of Patel and Bongino’s “obsession” with social media

5. Patel ordered agents to take a polygraph test after they discussed whether he should be issued an FBI firearm

6. Bongino disgusted agents when he declared “The truth is for chumps”

You'll have to go to the link to get the explanation of each. DU limits articles to four paragraphs due to copyright laws.

msfiddlestix

(8,155 posts)

4. Thanks so much it's informative of what some of those issues were about. I kind of like the notion of feeding into their

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 02:57 PM

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Obsession with social media that could be fun

Torchlight

(6,190 posts)

2. 'Truth is for chumps' will be his autobio title

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 02:47 PM

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He's a cartoon character I don't see sticking around by the start of the new year. I think trump realized the sheen has gone off Patel's pile and it's just houseflies now.

rampartd

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5. "truth is for chumps" should be on all our coins

Reply to Torchlight (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 03:04 PM

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replacing "in god we trust"

underpants

(194,180 posts)

6. 🤡🤡

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 03:08 PM

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Two clowns Kash and Bongino

chowder66

(11,647 posts)

7. The section on DEI is something else.

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 03:15 PM

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Basically, the DEI hires didn't do their work and white guys were upset about it because they were afraid to report on it but now that Patel is in charge and they have obliterated DEI hires, those white guys are now happy.

In other words, they couldn't be outwardly racist.

maxsolomon

(37,972 posts)

8. Here's a link to the report so you don't have to read it on Yahoo News:

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 03:26 PM

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https://www.scribd.com/document/958712353/FBI-REPORT#page=1&content=query:truth%20is%20for%20chumps,pageNum:16,indexOnPage:0,bestMatch:false

Appointing 2 clowns to run the FBI works either way for Trump: either they turn it into a secret police that persecutes Trump's enemies, or they turn it into a complete shambles. MFer could GAF either way.

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