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Orrex

(66,492 posts) Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:34 AM Monday

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Is he dead yet?

Tastelessly blown up by a cartoon turtle with an RPG?

Doctors removed that ugly growth atop his neck?

Wandered until he starved to death when he couldn't find his place card in the Mar a Lago banquet hall?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

"Let me at 'em" hlthe2b Monday #1

Fell asleep at the dinner table and drowned when he faceplanted in the puddle of ketchup on his plate. 2MuchNoise Monday #2

No, but based upon this photo, he's getting closer surfered Monday #3

Hey, faster grim reaper! Dave Bowman Monday #6

Already looks dead, imo. SheltieLover Monday #8

I'm amazed that he hasn't had the photographer executed Orrex Monday #9

"Off with his head," the drama queen will demand! SheltieLover Monday #10

Wait just a sec....his hat... MiHale Monday #21

Everyone would immediately know who they were talking about Coldwater Monday #4

BWAH! electric_blue68 Monday #27

Yeah, and just before dying he swallowed a bag of popcorn kernels. Dave Bowman Monday #5

Obh, Nooooes! electric_blue68 Monday #28

Lol! Dave Bowman 19 hrs ago #31

Stuck in an MRI indefinitely? SheltieLover Monday #7

Well at least it's pretty easy to guess, BlueKota Monday #11

We are all dreaming of a Christmas without trump and I am Jewish LetMyPeopleVote Monday #15

Snort!! Omg! electric_blue68 16 hrs ago #32

Liberation day is coming LetMyPeopleVote Monday #12

Bitten by rabid partridge Phentex Monday #13

And future generations of American children will learn the song GopherGal Monday #29

Abducted and probed by the real aliens... sop Monday #14

I wouldn't mind being abducted stage left Monday #24

S.I.D.S.--- Super Idiot Death Surprise. twodogsbarking Monday #16

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru Monday #17

Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke. Blumancru Monday #18

I found this Christmas card for you, Orrex! 70sEraVet Monday #19

Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Marcuse Monday #20

No trolls today? murielm99 Monday #22

Unfortunately not. stage left Monday #23

Treated by a "non-professional" nurse Blue Owl Monday #25

Love it malaise 16 hrs ago #34

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #26

This belongs here: True Dough Monday #30

No but malaise 16 hrs ago #33

It was perfect. The perfectest ever. Orrex 16 hrs ago #35

Of course malaise 16 hrs ago #36

hlthe2b

(112,345 posts)

1. "Let me at 'em"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:37 AM

Monday

2MuchNoise

(665 posts)

2. Fell asleep at the dinner table and drowned when he faceplanted in the puddle of ketchup on his plate.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:45 AM

Monday

surfered

(10,590 posts)

3. No, but based upon this photo, he's getting closer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:46 AM

Monday

Dave Bowman

(6,383 posts)

6. Hey, faster grim reaper!

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:51 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(75,511 posts)

8. Already looks dead, imo.

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:55 AM

Monday

Orrex

(66,492 posts)

9. I'm amazed that he hasn't had the photographer executed

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:10 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(75,511 posts)

10. "Off with his head," the drama queen will demand!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #9)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:20 AM

Monday

If he were a decent person, I'd be concerned about elder abuse.

MiHale

(12,428 posts)

21. Wait just a sec....his hat...

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:49 AM

Monday

Says America is Back…he’s done fixing America….SO QUIT AND GET LOST.

Coldwater

(718 posts)

4. Everyone would immediately know who they were talking about

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:48 AM

Monday

wearing this hat

electric_blue68

(25,213 posts)

27. BWAH!

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 07:04 PM

Monday

Dave Bowman

(6,383 posts)

5. Yeah, and just before dying he swallowed a bag of popcorn kernels.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:50 AM

Monday

The cremation will be epic.

electric_blue68

(25,213 posts)

28. Obh, Nooooes!

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 07:14 PM

Monday

Crematorium Staffer to another:
"Wait... Do you hear that?".
CS2: "What?"
CS1: "That"....
CS2 pauses, and listens.
CS2: "Umm...is that popcorn popping??!!!".
CS1: "Omg! I think you're right!".

Dave Bowman

(6,383 posts)

31. Lol!

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #28)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:22 AM

19 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(75,511 posts)

7. Stuck in an MRI indefinitely?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:54 AM

Monday

Spontaneosly fell asleep and smothered in his mc donald's grease burger? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220839408 )

BlueKota

(4,970 posts)

11. Well at least it's pretty easy to guess,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:33 AM

Monday

what's on alot of Christmas wishlists this year!

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,407 posts)

15. We are all dreaming of a Christmas without trump and I am Jewish

Reply to BlueKota (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:52 AM

Monday

electric_blue68

(25,213 posts)

32. Snort!! Omg!

Reply to BlueKota (Reply #11)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:57 PM

16 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,407 posts)

12. Liberation day is coming

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:45 AM

Monday

Phentex

(16,680 posts)

13. Bitten by rabid partridge

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:46 AM

Monday

and then we can really celebrate the holidays

GopherGal

(2,752 posts)

29. And future generations of American children will learn the song

Reply to Phentex (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 08:27 PM

Monday

and why Americans started celebrating Christmas by decorating pear trees.

sop

(17,075 posts)

14. Abducted and probed by the real aliens...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:51 AM

Monday

stage left

(3,176 posts)

24. I wouldn't mind being abducted

Reply to sop (Reply #14)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:31 AM

Monday

If we can leave out the probing and I can take my daughter, her dog, and my cat.

twodogsbarking

(17,085 posts)

16. S.I.D.S.--- Super Idiot Death Surprise.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:53 AM

Monday

Blumancru

(126 posts)

17. Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:00 AM

Monday

A coffin large enough can’t be found. He is given an enema and then fits in a used KFC bucket.
Mailorderia bats eyelashes at Mark Kelly but is rejected.

Blumancru

(126 posts)

18. Finds out Mar a Lago is a Spanish phrase. Has stroke.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:01 AM

Monday

A coffin large enough can’t be found. He is given an enema and then fits in a used KFC bucket.
Mailorderia bats eyelashes at Mark Kelly but is rejected.

70sEraVet

(5,170 posts)

19. I found this Christmas card for you, Orrex!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:44 AM

Monday

Marcuse

(8,741 posts)

20. Boys in the newsroom got a running bet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:48 AM

Monday

murielm99

(32,545 posts)

22. No trolls today?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:01 AM

Monday

stage left

(3,176 posts)

23. Unfortunately not.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:25 AM

Monday

But we can dream.

Blue Owl

(58,022 posts)

25. Treated by a "non-professional" nurse

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 01:35 PM

Monday

malaise

(291,605 posts)

34. Love it

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #25)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:00 PM

16 hrs ago

Nicely played😀

niyad

(128,931 posts)

26. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 06:28 PM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

True Dough

(25,394 posts)

30. This belongs here:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 1, 2025, 09:02 PM

Monday

malaise

(291,605 posts)

33. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:58 PM

16 hrs ago

He’s lying about the MRI soooooo

Orrex

(66,492 posts)

35. It was perfect. The perfectest ever.

Reply to malaise (Reply #33)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:08 PM

16 hrs ago

malaise

(291,605 posts)

36. Of course

Reply to Orrex (Reply #35)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 01:26 PM

16 hrs ago

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