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Rudolph declared DEI. Gets deported to Venezuela then blown up by Navy
Fearful Leader declared Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, as an example of illegal DEI.
Just because a few other reindeer played a childish prank on him and made fun of his red nose, Santa created a special high-profile position for him as leader of his team. Not only was he not qualified as red noses provide little front vision, but he destroyed the traditional American count of the reindeer causing confusion among American children of all Christian faiths.
said the current president.
In the spirit of support, Kristi No-Savem put Rudolph in chains and forcibly deported him by speedboat to Venezuela in spite of an Appeals Court ruling against her.
Then Hogsbreath, the Desecrater of Defense, ordered the Navy to attack and destroy Rudolph's boat as it was likely he was providing Maduro with plans of secret American toys. When the first attack failed to kill Rudolph, he ordered three more attacks using 500 pound bombs "just in case".
Fearful Leader said that Maduro's action was an "Act of War" and he had a right to defend American interests and U.S. National Security was at stake. He further ordered the USAF to go on full alert Defcon 5 with all Minuteman missiles aimed, not against Russia or China but towards Venezuela. Then he made a deal to trade Ukraine and Poland for support from Putin and traded Taiwan for support from Xi.
More news at 11 from Truth Social News Service, America's most trusted source of lies.