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PCIntern

(27,874 posts)
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 06:01 AM Thursday

Now THIS is both nauseating and funny AF:

Every few days, there’s a “new” advertisement which bombs on my FB page (Yeah…you hate FB and don’t belong/link/approve of it or its management. Yeah. I get it). My particular ads lately are the 16 head pulsing massager which the guy uses on his wife, sister-in-law, step-sister, woman he met at a wife-swapping party….the 27degree angled sex pillow with female models of all ages…. Spray or sponge to make car windows clear. Dont ask.

The latest is a Trump voter delight: it’s an insert designed to stop the seat belt chime if you refuse to wear a seat belt. My “favorite” ad is the one with the “no-nonsense” gravelly voiced bearded guy who is tired of his wife telling him to buckle his seat belt.

I’m all for this device: I’m gonna buy a bunch and send them to every Trump voter I know because unlike them, I’m a big believer in Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.

As a post-script, I can’t wait for the responses suggesting exactly WHY I see the ads I do.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday.

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Gore1FL

(22,783 posts)
1. Click on the three dots at the top right of the advertisement to bring down a menu.
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 06:19 AM
Thursday

The last line on the menu should be "Why am I seeing this ad?"

Hugin

(37,217 posts)
3. I like how the spin is comfort on an infinitely adjustable belt.
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 07:39 AM
Thursday

If someone needs that extra two inches on the six feet of belt on the spool, well, I can’t help them.

Is there a gilded version available? Asking for a… Um, friend.

The Madcap

(1,636 posts)
5. I pity the suspension in that car.
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:07 AM
Thursday

Especially on the gravel road leading to the trailer at the compound.

Blumancru

(129 posts)
4. Needs to have a MAGA logo on it
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:11 AM
Thursday

It would be a worthy investment to buy a ton of them and distribute them at rallies.

Hotler

(13,685 posts)
7. Dear MAGA, don't let anyone tell you to fasten your seat belt or wear a motorcycle helmet.
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:14 PM
Thursday

Seat belts and motorcycle helmets are woke.

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