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mr715

(2,475 posts) Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:36 PM Nov 25

So, do you think the turkeys should refuse their pardon?

It is a cute tradition, but unless we stop serving turkey it really just passes the beak.

In any case, now Gobbles (which is really too close for comfort) has been pardoned and therefore cannot profess innocence.

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So, do you think the turkeys should refuse their pardon? (Original Post) mr715 Nov 25 OP

So were they Pardoned Traildogbob Nov 25 #1

Ooof mr715 Nov 25 #8

Probably shouldn't refuse the pardon. Endlessmike56 Nov 25 #2

A pardon is an admission of guilt. Intractable Nov 25 #3

Junior will probably shoot them before they leave the White House grounds. Vinca Nov 25 #4

Incredible mental image, yet sad mr715 Nov 25 #5

Take the pardon, The rest is all gravy mercuryblues Nov 25 #6

Well, thank you mr715 Nov 25 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Nov 25 #9

Awesome. Full marks. mr715 Nov 25 #10

Pardon? The turkeys must own a lot of crypto. Sneederbunk Nov 25 #11

Crazy mr715 Nov 25 #12

Secondary noticing. mr715 Nov 25 #13

Traildogbob

(12,296 posts)

1. So were they Pardoned

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:44 PM

Nov 25

Turkeys that were raping chicks?

mr715

(2,475 posts)

8. Ooof

Reply to Traildogbob (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:51 PM

Nov 25

Keep the butterballs away from Vance

Endlessmike56

(74 posts)

2. Probably shouldn't refuse the pardon.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:47 PM

Nov 25

They would probably be roasted by the media.

Intractable

(1,444 posts)

3. A pardon is an admission of guilt.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:48 PM

Nov 25

Turkeys should go out screaming I'm innocent! The chicken did it.

Vinca

(53,105 posts)

4. Junior will probably shoot them before they leave the White House grounds.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 03:51 PM

Nov 25

mr715

(2,475 posts)

5. Incredible mental image, yet sad

Reply to Vinca (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:00 PM

Nov 25

I'm going to admit that I find turkeys kind of cute.

mercuryblues

(16,068 posts)

6. Take the pardon, The rest is all gravy

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:45 PM

Nov 25

mr715

(2,475 posts)

7. Well, thank you

Reply to mercuryblues (Reply #6)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:50 PM

Nov 25

This is the type of punnage I was hoping to read.

Response to mercuryblues (Reply #6)

PeaceWave This message was self-deleted by its author.

mr715

(2,475 posts)

10. Awesome. Full marks.

Reply to PeaceWave (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 05:12 PM

Nov 25

Well done, PeaceWave.

(Sorry)
Edit: Well done, but not overcooked.

Sneederbunk

(17,070 posts)

11. Pardon? The turkeys must own a lot of crypto.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:33 PM

Nov 25

mr715

(2,475 posts)

12. Crazy

Reply to Sneederbunk (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:44 PM

Nov 25

Turkeys can't invest in crypto!

mr715

(2,475 posts)

13. Secondary noticing.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:48 PM

Nov 25

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-adds-two-thanksgiving-turkeys-long-list-second-term-pardons-rcna245820

The turkeys are also very, very white.

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