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Orrex

(66,502 posts) Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:34 AM Nov 24

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Is he dead yet?

"Fell out of a window" after Ukraine wouldn't sign on to Putin's surrender plan?

Run over by two assholes in a pink Lego Cadillac?

Aneurysm resulting from strain of latest round of See-Spot-Run cognitive tests?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 24 OP

"Maybe after he sees what I added to his 'covfefe'?" hlthe2b Nov 24 #1

What a cute gif MustLoveBeagles Nov 24 #30

Not yet. Too bad DU will not allow me to paste... SheltieLover Nov 24 #2

Image2url for photos and screenshots surfered Nov 24 #6

Thx but it's just text SheltieLover Nov 24 #9

I've copied and paste from Notes surfered Nov 24 #13

I do, too, nearly every day. DU is the only place that only gives me a translate option sometimes SheltieLover Nov 24 #16

I am looking forward to this eulogy LetMyPeopleVote Nov 24 #3

As is the rest of the sane part of the world. niyad Nov 24 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 24 #4

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 24 #7

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Nov 24 #14

Soon... SheltieLover Nov 24 #11

He crashed riding on the freeway of hate in a pink Cadillac. 2MuchNoise Nov 24 #8

When he is.... surfered Nov 24 #10

Hold the vision... SheltieLover Nov 24 #12

tombstone epitaph addendum alterfurz Nov 25 #35

A drove of flying pigs in numbers that blackened the sky shit on El Trumpo until he expired. twodogsbarking Nov 24 #15

Stroked out when... WestMichRad Nov 24 #17

No but malaise Nov 24 #18

Quote by Oscar Wilde Coldwater Nov 24 #19

The best thing to come out of his mouth... Dulcinea Nov 24 #20

Drowned in hog slop Wicked Blue Nov 24 #21

In fact, having him drown in an industrial hog farm's waste pond is a recurring favorite Orrex Nov 24 #23

One of these days, Orrex... WinstonSmith4740 Nov 24 #22

if so, i will raise my pinky finger in victory dance .!!! AllaN01Bear Nov 24 #27

My imagining is actually being woken up by the cheering, and car honking... electric_blue68 Nov 24 #32

Dies of a heart attack after being forcibly raped by an 112-year-old woman. generalbetrayus Nov 24 #24

No, but we need to have a song ready. BWdem4life Nov 24 #25

We could sing "Thank You Very Much" johnnyfins Nov 24 #28

nope. AllaN01Bear Nov 24 #26

OD'd on whatever he was on during Mamdani meeting. Sneederbunk Nov 24 #29

Another day closer, at least Blue Owl Nov 24 #31

Stamped so hard in rage about Comey's case Easterncedar Nov 24 #33

Grabbed by gator and pulled into water feature while golfing at Mag a Lardass Blumancru Nov 24 #34

"for godsake... alterfurz Nov 25 #36

just practicing... alterfurz Nov 25 #37

hlthe2b

(112,358 posts)

1. "Maybe after he sees what I added to his 'covfefe'?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:40 AM

Nov 24

"Even the smell has quite the kick!"

MustLoveBeagles

(14,172 posts)

30. What a cute gif

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 12:27 PM

Nov 24

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

2. Not yet. Too bad DU will not allow me to paste...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:46 AM

Nov 24

surfered

(10,629 posts)

6. Image2url for photos and screenshots

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:57 AM

Nov 24

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

9. Thx but it's just text

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 24

😓

surfered

(10,629 posts)

13. I've copied and paste from Notes

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:00 AM

Nov 24

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

16. I do, too, nearly every day. DU is the only place that only gives me a translate option sometimes

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:03 AM

Nov 24

Maddening.

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,485 posts)

3. I am looking forward to this eulogy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:48 AM

Nov 24

Link to tweet

niyad

(128,957 posts)

5. As is the rest of the sane part of the world.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:54 AM

Nov 24

niyad

(128,957 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:52 AM

Nov 24

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,629 posts)

7. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:57 AM

Nov 24

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

14. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:01 AM

Nov 24

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

11. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:59 AM

Nov 24

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

2MuchNoise

(671 posts)

8. He crashed riding on the freeway of hate in a pink Cadillac.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 24

surfered

(10,629 posts)

10. When he is....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:59 AM

Nov 24

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

12. Hold the vision...

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:00 AM

Nov 24

alterfurz

(2,664 posts)

35. tombstone epitaph addendum

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:21 AM

Nov 25

"Here Lies Donald Trump...So What Else Is New?"

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

15. A drove of flying pigs in numbers that blackened the sky shit on El Trumpo until he expired.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:03 AM

Nov 24

It did make him smell better though.

WestMichRad

(2,839 posts)

17. Stroked out when...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:05 AM

Nov 24

… he couldn’t send an all-caps rant to unTruth Social on his new Tumpf phone.

malaise

(291,629 posts)

18. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

Nov 24

wait until I tell you who I’m trying to find in this spot😀

Coldwater

(723 posts)

19. Quote by Oscar Wilde

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:49 AM

Nov 24

Dulcinea

(9,517 posts)

20. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 10:59 AM

Nov 24

...will be his last breath.

Wicked Blue

(8,396 posts)

21. Drowned in hog slop

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:14 AM

Nov 24

Orrex

(66,502 posts)

23. In fact, having him drown in an industrial hog farm's waste pond is a recurring favorite

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #21)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:32 AM

Nov 24

Great minds!

WinstonSmith4740

(3,405 posts)

22. One of these days, Orrex...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

Nov 24

One of these mornings I'm going to wake up to the sounds of people partying in the streets, turn in the news, and they're going to tell me he's dead. I've got a bottle of champagne chilled and ready to go.

AllaN01Bear

(28,236 posts)

27. if so, i will raise my pinky finger in victory dance .!!!

Reply to WinstonSmith4740 (Reply #22)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:54 AM

Nov 24

electric_blue68

(25,236 posts)

32. My imagining is actually being woken up by the cheering, and car honking...

Reply to WinstonSmith4740 (Reply #22)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 01:34 PM

Nov 24

and finding out.
Then I'll probably go dance in the street!
😄🎉

generalbetrayus

(1,431 posts)

24. Dies of a heart attack after being forcibly raped by an 112-year-old woman.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:47 AM

Nov 24

BWdem4life

(2,902 posts)

25. No, but we need to have a song ready.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:52 AM

Nov 24

We can't sing "The Wicked Witch is Dead" like they did with Margaret Thatcher.

johnnyfins

(3,322 posts)

28. We could sing "Thank You Very Much"

Reply to BWdem4life (Reply #25)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:58 AM

Nov 24

From the 1970 version of Scrooge

AllaN01Bear

(28,236 posts)

26. nope.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 11:52 AM

Nov 24

Sneederbunk

(17,071 posts)

29. OD'd on whatever he was on during Mamdani meeting.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 12:24 PM

Nov 24

Blue Owl

(58,031 posts)

31. Another day closer, at least

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 01:26 PM

Nov 24

Easterncedar

(5,341 posts)

33. Stamped so hard in rage about Comey's case

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 03:24 PM

Nov 24

that all the cheap gilded plaster in the Oval Office cracked and collapsed and buried him in a heap of of yellow dust

Blumancru

(130 posts)

34. Grabbed by gator and pulled into water feature while golfing at Mag a Lardass

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 08:44 PM

Nov 24

Gator spits him out but it is too late to save him. No one wants to anyway.
Mailorderia finds new love with Mamdani and becomes First Lady of NYC.

alterfurz

(2,664 posts)

36. "for godsake...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:25 AM

Nov 25

...just die." -- Patsy

alterfurz

(2,664 posts)

37. just practicing...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:27 AM

Nov 25

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