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Orrex

(66,502 posts) Sun Nov 23, 2025, 08:57 AM Nov 23

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Is he dead yet?

Heartbroken to learn that all of his favorite reichwing influencers are foreign bots?

Face melted when he opened a fancy gold box full of... sand?

Laughed himself to death at reports that his net worth fell by $1B when in fact most of his assets a held in shadow companies and illegal slush funds?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 23 OP

I would be willing to donate to a solid gold coffin if he would take up early residence. gordianot Nov 23 #1

Will crowd source it surfered Nov 23 #3

Taken out by a Ukrainian drone for pressuring them to accept a peace plan drawn up by Putin surfered Nov 23 #2

A girl named Dorothy threw a bucket of water at him. Dave Bowman Nov 23 #4

From the book of common prayer surfered Nov 23 #5

Not yet, but it is still early... SheltieLover Nov 23 #6

He succeeds in getting offshore drilling in Florida and California. Blumancru Nov 23 #7

"by 500%" Orrex Nov 23 #8

Thank you. Blumancru Nov 23 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author NNadir Nov 24 #25

Hanged with his new red scarf. Just because. 2MuchNoise Nov 23 #9

No. Celerity Nov 23 #10

Well... surfered Nov 23 #16

"Beware decrepit, decaying one..." hlthe2b Nov 23 #12

Some day...here is a vers from one of my favorite Mountain Goat songs. Buckeyeblue Nov 23 #13

I'll drink🍷 to that surfered Nov 23 #14

Bald Eagles dropped pigs on his motorcade. Oinky, oinky. twodogsbarking Nov 23 #15

Wishful thinking, I fear. Apparently bald eagles can't even hang onto a cat in their talons. generalbetrayus Nov 23 #19

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear Nov 23 #17

Visits Cincinnati on Thanksgiving Day and gets crushed by a turkey falling from the sky. generalbetrayus Nov 23 #18

"As god is my witness. . ." niyad Nov 23 #21

Good one MustLoveBeagles Nov 23 #24

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 23 #20

Plenty of time left for the fortunate event and the massive world-wide party! SheltieLover Nov 23 #22

So true! niyad Nov 23 #23

. Hassin Bin Sober Nov 24 #26

Takes first ride on the 747 that Qatar gave him, Blumancru Nov 24 #27

I am looking forward to this eulogy LetMyPeopleVote Nov 24 #28

gordianot

(15,722 posts)

1. I would be willing to donate to a solid gold coffin if he would take up early residence.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:01 AM

Nov 23

surfered

(10,629 posts)

3. Will crowd source it

Reply to gordianot (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:04 AM

Nov 23

surfered

(10,629 posts)

2. Taken out by a Ukrainian drone for pressuring them to accept a peace plan drawn up by Putin

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:03 AM

Nov 23

Dave Bowman

(6,399 posts)

4. A girl named Dorothy threw a bucket of water at him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:05 AM

Nov 23

surfered

(10,629 posts)

5. From the book of common prayer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:06 AM

Nov 23

Second verse

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

6. Not yet, but it is still early...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:08 AM

Nov 23

Plenty of time for the fortunate event and the resultant world-wide celebration!

Blumancru

(130 posts)

7. He succeeds in getting offshore drilling in Florida and California.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:11 AM

Nov 23

The oversupply of oil depresses the market price, reducing the Russian economy by 500%. Retaliation comes swiftly in the form of polonium contaminated tartar sauce.

Mailorderia jumps fence, cohabits with Empty G.

Orrex

(66,502 posts)

8. "by 500%"

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #7)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:13 AM

Nov 23

Nice!

And welcome to DU!

Blumancru

(130 posts)

11. Thank you.

Reply to Orrex (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:33 AM

Nov 23

If anyone could depress an economy by 500%, he would be the one to do it.

Response to Blumancru (Reply #7)

NNadir This message was self-deleted by its author.

2MuchNoise

(671 posts)

9. Hanged with his new red scarf. Just because.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:27 AM

Nov 23

Celerity

(53,289 posts)

10. No.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:28 AM

Nov 23

surfered

(10,629 posts)

16. Well...

Reply to Celerity (Reply #10)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:31 AM

Nov 23

hlthe2b

(112,358 posts)

12. "Beware decrepit, decaying one..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:40 AM

Nov 23

This little one is not a fan of ORANGE (and he's amassing others like him.. (when you least expect it)

Buckeyeblue

(6,136 posts)

13. Some day...here is a vers from one of my favorite Mountain Goat songs.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 09:41 AM

Nov 23

It definitely is how I feel about when our time with Trump is over.

There's gonna come a day when you feel better
You will rise up free and easy on that day
And float from branch to branch, lighter than the air
Just when that day is coming, who can say? Well, who can say?

surfered

(10,629 posts)

14. I'll drink🍷 to that

Reply to Buckeyeblue (Reply #13)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:10 AM

Nov 23

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

15. Bald Eagles dropped pigs on his motorcade. Oinky, oinky.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 10:28 AM

Nov 23

generalbetrayus

(1,431 posts)

19. Wishful thinking, I fear. Apparently bald eagles can't even hang onto a cat in their talons.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #15)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 12:01 PM

Nov 23

https://apnews.com/article/bald-eagle-cat-windshield-north-carolina-c3fdb9978ffe5ca347f2008d660adc07

AllaN01Bear

(28,236 posts)

17. greetings from the night shift

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 11:56 AM

Nov 23

no.

generalbetrayus

(1,431 posts)

18. Visits Cincinnati on Thanksgiving Day and gets crushed by a turkey falling from the sky.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 11:56 AM

Nov 23

niyad

(128,957 posts)

21. "As god is my witness. . ."

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #18)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 01:00 PM

Nov 23

MustLoveBeagles

(14,172 posts)

24. Good one

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #18)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 02:01 PM

Nov 23

niyad

(128,957 posts)

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 12:59 PM

Nov 23

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

22. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event and the massive world-wide party!

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 01:06 PM

Nov 23

niyad

(128,957 posts)

23. So true!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 23, 2025, 01:16 PM

Nov 23

Hassin Bin Sober

(27,336 posts)

26. .

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:05 AM

Nov 24

Blumancru

(130 posts)

27. Takes first ride on the 747 that Qatar gave him,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:15 AM

Nov 24

officially designated Hair Farce One.
While wandering around looking for a Big Mac, he accidentally opens the cabin door and falls.
Mailorderia then becomes a multiple wife of Mohammed Bone Sawtan.

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,485 posts)

28. I am looking forward to this eulogy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 09:25 AM

Nov 24

Link to tweet

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