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marble falls

(69,991 posts)
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 11:57 AM Nov 22

Our national nightmare could be over tommorrow ...

If someone in the White House told Taco that Barrack Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes.




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Our national nightmare could be over tommorrow ... (Original Post) marble falls Nov 22 OP
Obama can also jump off a cliff and land safely without a scratch. Dave Bowman Nov 22 #1
You remind me of the old joke PCIntern Nov 22 #3
Lol! Dave Bowman Nov 22 #4
Thanks for the laugh ailsagirl Nov 22 #16
Oh, no! 😄 electric_blue68 Nov 22 #22
Clark - you're a mean mf'er when you're drunk. Probatim Nov 22 #26
Nice try, but we tried the Tide POD challenge Submariner Nov 22 #9
We sailors know how to handle him, we'd take him on the strip, get him drunk, tattoed and dare him. marble falls Nov 22 #12
Or put 'im in bed with the captain's daughter.... lastlib Nov 22 #20
Oh jeez, were you at Great Lakes? We had a cadence call that went ... marble falls Nov 22 #23
No, I just remembered this: lastlib Nov 22 #25
Were you guys being train for whaling???? marble falls Nov 23 #28
oh goody! then we could have hot pants vance or maybe even smirking mike as prez! struggle4progress Nov 22 #2
Vance would be better than TACO. marble falls Nov 22 #6
That's questionable. AZ8theist Nov 22 #13
I agree. There is no one, no one at all, in the entire... 3catwoman3 Nov 22 #27
Not sure about that. calimary Nov 22 #17
JD is the REAL Project 2025 / Heritage Found / Peter Thiel pick. See below:::: Exp Nov 22 #18
I can't agree with that. Morbius Nov 22 #21
We do already. .him and pee wee german, etc. krasnov is the bright, shiny niyad Nov 22 #8
I agree that anyone else in the line of succession could very will be just as bad or sorse. soldierant Nov 22 #15
Oh, now. You know that fucker would just lie and claim he held his for 30 minutes. Solly Mack Nov 22 #5
;-{) Goonch Nov 22 #7
I'd vote him the only exception to the two term limit. marble falls Nov 22 #11
Dum spero spiro SCantiGOP Nov 22 #10
I've always loved our motto. stage left Nov 22 #19
Could he pleasr be six feet under ???? Trueblue1968 Nov 22 #14
ROFL mdbl Nov 22 #24

PCIntern

(27,880 posts)
3. You remind me of the old joke
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 12:15 PM
Nov 22

Last edited Sat Nov 22, 2025, 01:09 PM - Edit history (1)

About the guy in the bar who tells other guy that the wind current at the top of the building is such that you can step off and not fall…
So they go up to the top of the building and sure enough the guy making the claim steps off and just stands there remarkably. The Second guy steps off, then plunges 20 stories to his death on the sidewalk. When the first guy goes down to the bar, the bartender says “Clark Kent. You need to cut that stuff out.“

Submariner

(13,225 posts)
9. Nice try, but we tried the Tide POD challenge
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 12:54 PM
Nov 22

in 2017 when Obama ate 9 Tide Pods washed down with 2 Cascade Pods, but cankles wouldn't put down his bucket of Original Recipe.

marble falls

(69,991 posts)
12. We sailors know how to handle him, we'd take him on the strip, get him drunk, tattoed and dare him.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 01:02 PM
Nov 22

marble falls

(69,991 posts)
23. Oh jeez, were you at Great Lakes? We had a cadence call that went ...
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:55 PM
Nov 22

hup two, three and a quarter,
I'm in love with the captain's daughter
captain, captain he's a sucker
He don't know I'm going to ....... I'll let you figure the rest out.

lastlib

(27,297 posts)
25. No, I just remembered this:
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 10:06 PM
Nov 22


"Way hey and up she rises,
Way hey and up she rises,
Way hey and up she rises,
Early in the mornin'"


Wow, that's, um, eye-opening!

3catwoman3

(28,344 posts)
27. I agree. There is no one, no one at all, in the entire...
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 10:59 PM
Nov 22

...line of succession that I would be happy about.

Every Republican office holder would have to be wiped out, rather like the Designated Survivor television show.

calimary

(88,660 posts)
17. Not sure about that.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 02:23 PM
Nov 22

TACO the Terrible has already given him ideas and showed him a template for implementation.

Morbius

(828 posts)
21. I can't agree with that.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:41 PM
Nov 22

I believe he might be a great deal worse, if only because he's not scatterbrained like our current President.

niyad

(128,957 posts)
8. We do already. .him and pee wee german, etc. krasnov is the bright, shiny
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 12:52 PM
Nov 22

distraction. Plus, he is too lazy to actually work. He simply performs.

soldierant

(9,193 posts)
15. I agree that anyone else in the line of succession could very will be just as bad or sorse.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 02:03 PM
Nov 22

but I also think it so likely he is going to die in office anyway that we're going to see that anyway.

Thank God Miller is not in the line of succesion.

stage left

(3,176 posts)
19. I've always loved our motto.
Sat Nov 22, 2025, 02:36 PM
Nov 22

Just like I love our national motto. E Pluribus Unum.
And everybody has to replace them with In God we trust.

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