Like a good little boy.

He is one of the most dishonest people I’ve ever seen in the Republican Party, and that’s saying something. If you want to be a Trump lackey, at least own up to it.

waving his arms in wild circles, screaming obscenities, spouting lie after lie?

He’s just practicing the song and dance he and his granddaughter will perform at the school recital.

Yeah, right.

down for all the lies and other evil he is spewing?

All these “Christian” congressmen like to talk the talk,
but never do they walk the walk.
“ You will know them by their works “, indeed.

to defend, spin, and "Trumpsplain" his verbal vomit...

and Johnson has meekly followed him on his lead, and is now sticking his nose right up Trump's arse, whining "please like me, master!"

The Republicans have had some pretty awful people running for President and Vice-President for a number of decades, like 15 or so, but they’re nothing to touch their Speakers of the House. What a bunch.

I won’t list the names because I just ate.

...and SCAMPERED out to Mar-a-Lago for his thumbs-up photo op with Trump immediately after January 6.

And you probably remember the "smiling from ear to ear" photo of him holding his coveted Speakers gavel for the first time.

He was chewed up and spit out pretty quickly, but I wonder if Mikey is "worse."

The fake Christian thing and the furious spinning of lies DOES tip the odds in Johson's favor, but McCarthy was just a WORM. They both are, so maybe a coin toss is in order.

D. (the diddler) Hastert
J. (dry-drunk) Boehner
P. (lyin') Ryan
M. (porn master general) Johnson

Yeah, real class acts.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi who tore up trumps State of the Union Speech on live TV. Compare and contrast. Trump wants to kill Dems for telling the truth. Johnson spends his waking hours lying because that’s his job.

...no, the Military is NOT REQUIRED TO FOLLOW ILLEGAL ORDERS.

I KNOW Leavitt, Johnson, all of the rest ALREADY KNOW THIS and DO NOT NEED TO BE TOLD (and they've been told, ANYWAY, REPEATEDLY)...

...and they just pivot back to the "sedition" thing.

So I wonder, if Military members...since Trump sees them as suckers and losers...would receive the same pardons and legal aid as his January 6 MAGAts?

And that's not even the issue...why the HELL should they be put through that ordeal, while he sits back in the White House, stuffing his fat face with Big Macs and planning his "ballroom?"

A Nothing to be proud about.

The penalty for sedition is 20 years in prison, not execution.

And here's another factual statement -- you're a spineless piece of garbage.

Of piss from trumps tiny mushroom.
And send the fucking, to his son’s phone ti enjoy a little porn. God damn that face needs punching.
Not promoting violence, just defining a lying little fake ass Jesus punk, weak, arrogant, piss ant,
prick.

he LIKES having Trumps balls in his mouth

And, yes, it's corrupt power, and we're all waiting for the Hitler in the Bunker moment, so the reason is that EVEN THOUGH Bush & Cheney "colored outside of the lines" with Iraq (and I'm putting it mildly), Reagan did the same when he sold arms to the Contras, and Nixon had Watergate, they all sort of pale in proximity to Trump's corruption.

It's "I'm going to do whatever the hell I want to do until you stop me," and since John Roberts anointed him as unstoppable, Mikey is right next to that, so yeah. Getting teabagged by Trump probably gives him a rush like that first winter run down the ski slopes in Colorado.

You’ve already won the Dumbest Man on the Planet award. No need to gild the lily.

That will be highlighted under his name in the history books.

Kevin McCarthy is having a lot of schadenfreude watching Mike constantly clean up Trump vomit.

On Thursday, the president accused Democrats of “seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH!” On Friday, he kept the offensive going.

As Trump’s offensive against Democratic veterans extends into a second day, a thought:

“I’m not threatening death, but...” is the sort of line presidents should avoid. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-11-21T19:17:10.865Z