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(173,486 posts) Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:27 AM Nov 20

The Borowitz Report-Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney's

Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheneyâ€™s
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boasts-that-his-funeral-will

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump boasted on Thursday that his funeral will draw a “much bigger crowd” than former Vice President Dick Cheney’s.

“Dick Cheney, who was a loser and a terrible person, will be lucky to get a thousand people at his funeral,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!”

Remarking that “nobody cares” about Cheney’s funeral, Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records, noting, “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’”

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The Borowitz Report-Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney's (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Nov 20 OP

Not That Chaney doesn't deserve a line as well - Lokee11 Nov 20 #1

Indeed. There will be dancing in the streets! dhol82 Nov 20 #3

With all the joy of Mardi gras! allegorical oracle Nov 20 #10

Or even better: dhol82 Nov 20 #13

I thought at first this wasn't satire leftstreet Nov 20 #2

It is hard to do satire in today's world LetMyPeopleVote Nov 20 #7

The parade and celebration will be epic. GreenWave Nov 20 #4

Trump's real funeral will be a party. Ocelot II Nov 20 #5

He's got that right. It will be a worldwide celebration. nt SunSeeker Nov 20 #6

That's what I was thinking Tree Lady Nov 23 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote Nov 20 #8

My youngest has a bottle in the fridge waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 20 #9

I really need him to prove it. Historic NY Nov 20 #11

Millions will celebrate everywhere around the world dalton99a Nov 20 #12

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Nov 23 #14

Lokee11

(391 posts)

1. Not That Chaney doesn't deserve a line as well -

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Original post)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:33 AM

Nov 20

But the only reason why that Orange piece of 💩 will possibly have the largest turn out ever for a funeral - would be due to the joy his demise and trip to hell would bring to the masses and the line that would be created to piss on that scum's grave!!!!

✊FDT!

dhol82

(9,624 posts)

3. Indeed. There will be dancing in the streets!

Reply to Lokee11 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:35 AM

Nov 20

allegorical oracle

(6,082 posts)

10. With all the joy of Mardi gras!

Reply to dhol82 (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 12:25 PM

Nov 20

dhol82

(9,624 posts)

13. Or even better:

Reply to allegorical oracle (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 03:24 PM

Nov 20

A Second Line! I’ll twirl that umbrella myself.

leftstreet

(38,593 posts)

2. I thought at first this wasn't satire

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Original post)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:34 AM

Nov 20

...this is where we are

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,486 posts)

7. It is hard to do satire in today's world

Reply to leftstreet (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 12:10 PM

Nov 20

GreenWave

(12,114 posts)

4. The parade and celebration will be epic.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Original post)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:43 AM

Nov 20

Ocelot II

(128,549 posts)

5. Trump's real funeral will be a party.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Original post)

Thu Nov 20, 2025, 11:45 AM

Nov 20

Of course there will be an official state funeral (and the great thing about funerals is that it's an acknowledgment that the subject is dead), but the real funeral will be the huge party taking place in the streets all over the country. So in that sense Trump's funeral will be bigger than Cheney's.