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applegrove

(128,535 posts) Sat Oct 4, 2025, 07:42 AM Yesterday

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Mike Johnson joke:

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Mike Johnson joke: (Original Post) applegrove Yesterday OP

That's funny because it"s true AltairIV Yesterday #1

They'll have to do something about the long lines, though..............n/t DFW Yesterday #2

Pre coffee, I read that as "Mike Johnson is a joke." QED Yesterday #3

"Mike's Johnson joke." JoseBalow 14 hrs ago #11

Sheldon Cooper would add: "And that's funny, because he is!!" RVN VET71 2 hrs ago #17

One wonders lonely bird 23 hrs ago #4

That's funny. Because if you don't laugh, you have to cry. applegrove 23 hrs ago #5

Yeah lonely bird 18 hrs ago #9

mike johnson IS a very bad joke. niyad 23 hrs ago #6

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And that's almost ALL of them!!!! Jack Valentino 23 hrs ago #7

CORRECT Skittles 16 hrs ago #10

But when they enter the bathroom, a bully will take their lunch money and give them a wedgie. Midnight Writer 21 hrs ago #8

That already happens every time they enter the House Chamber. n/t Beartracks 11 hrs ago #13

GOOD! Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #15

Wait... So they can use the men's bathroom because they IDENTIFY as males? Beartracks 11 hrs ago #12

yes, because they don't identify as eunichs as they should.... Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #16

Well, he will be the first in line to take advantage of that. llmart 11 hrs ago #14

AltairIV

(969 posts)

1. That's funny because it"s true

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 08:19 AM

Yesterday

DFW

(59,044 posts)

2. They'll have to do something about the long lines, though..............n/t

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 08:53 AM

Yesterday

QED

(3,202 posts)

3. Pre coffee, I read that as "Mike Johnson is a joke."

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:27 AM

Yesterday

JoseBalow

(8,544 posts)

11. "Mike's Johnson joke."

Reply to QED (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 07:09 PM

14 hrs ago

RVN VET71

(3,051 posts)

17. Sheldon Cooper would add: "And that's funny, because he is!!"

Reply to QED (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 5, 2025, 06:43 AM

2 hrs ago

Except he isn't, not really. The only solace here is that felt by honest to god christians who know this little twerp is going to hell for lying, working to destroy democracy, and being a little turd in general.

lonely bird

(2,566 posts)

4. One wonders

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:41 AM

23 hrs ago

What Inspector Genital Mace have to say about that?

applegrove

(128,535 posts)

5. That's funny. Because if you don't laugh, you have to cry.

Reply to lonely bird (Reply #4)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:47 AM

23 hrs ago

lonely bird

(2,566 posts)

9. Yeah

Reply to applegrove (Reply #5)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 02:43 PM

18 hrs ago

It is sad but true.

niyad

(127,696 posts)

6. mike johnson IS a very bad joke.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:57 AM

23 hrs ago

Jack Valentino

(3,463 posts)

7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And that's almost ALL of them!!!!

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:59 AM

23 hrs ago

Yeah, that's a damned good joke

Skittles

(167,870 posts)

10. CORRECT

Reply to Jack Valentino (Reply #7)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 05:39 PM

16 hrs ago

Midnight Writer

(24,821 posts)

8. But when they enter the bathroom, a bully will take their lunch money and give them a wedgie.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 12:29 PM

21 hrs ago

Beartracks

(14,133 posts)

13. That already happens every time they enter the House Chamber. n/t

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #8)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:46 PM

11 hrs ago

Jack Valentino

(3,463 posts)

15. GOOD!

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #8)

Sun Oct 5, 2025, 01:03 AM

8 hrs ago

Beartracks

(14,133 posts)

12. Wait... So they can use the men's bathroom because they IDENTIFY as males?

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 09:45 PM

11 hrs ago

Jack Valentino

(3,463 posts)

16. yes, because they don't identify as eunichs as they should....

Reply to Beartracks (Reply #12)

Sun Oct 5, 2025, 01:06 AM

8 hrs ago

(where ARE the Republican eunichs supposed to go?
in an empty wall space between the men's and women's rooms, perhaps?
hmmm... )

Better wait for a winger to answer that question for us! LOL

llmart

(16,919 posts)

14. Well, he will be the first in line to take advantage of that.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 10:19 PM

11 hrs ago

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