"*puff, puff* Ah cain't run no futher, Mervis. He's too fast!..."

"An' yer too fat, Earl Wayne..."

He was fast, fast and made the Goon Squad look like the Keystone Cops. Maybe Hegseth needs to give these guys the pitch on fitness and 'warrior ethos'.

Humiliating. Thank God this man managed to escape. You know this group was likely enraged by the incident and would've beat the shit out of him for resisting arrest or whatever excuse they fabricated.

The Art of Resistance. Be as fast as the wind.