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Orrex

(66,090 posts)
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:12 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?

Fell down spiral "escalator" while waiting for it to straighten out and activate?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
OG over gold underpants Yesterday #1
The coming humiliation is worth keeping him on oasis Yesterday #2
Nothing is worth him continuing to waste oxygen. niyad Yesterday #27
I seriously believe this malaise Yesterday #46
There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One surfered Yesterday #3
Thought it was Marine One MiniMe Yesterday #6
I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide surfered Yesterday #18
'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy... hlthe2b Yesterday #16
Bwaaaah malaise Yesterday #43
Deescalated. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #4
Oh that's magnificent. Orrex Yesterday #5
Departed. twodogsbarking Yesterday #9
Degenerate. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #30
... SheltieLover Yesterday #13
WINNER! hlthe2b Yesterday #17
Nicely played malaise Yesterday #45
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #7
Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young! SheltieLover Yesterday #12
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾, but the good stuff. surfered Yesterday #19
Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down? SheltieLover Yesterday #10
Any or all of those! surfered Yesterday #20
Any or all of any would do the trick! SheltieLover Yesterday #28
Love it malaise Yesterday #41
The wait continues for the Big, Beautiful, Obituary.... Dem4life1970 Yesterday #11
No but malaise Yesterday #14
"Go! Just GO!!!!" hlthe2b Yesterday #15
Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys surfered Yesterday #21
Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat.... hlthe2b Yesterday #24
No, but disintegrating fast. Joinfortmill Yesterday #22
no , dang nabbit!. AllaN01Bear Yesterday #23
Hang in there, Bear! SheltieLover Yesterday #29
am:) AllaN01Bear Yesterday #34
Another day closer... SheltieLover Yesterday #38
Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night. republianmushroom Yesterday #25
Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet Warpy Yesterday #26
Did you mean junior or couch fucker? SheltieLover Yesterday #31
I just call him Vladamir Futon. llmart Yesterday #32
Haha! Good one! SheltieLover Yesterday #33
His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever Warpy Yesterday #36
Lol SheltieLover Yesterday #37
Dude couldn't even escalate on rapture day IronLionZion Yesterday #35
.... SheltieLover Yesterday #39
A higher power prevented him from ascending upwards IronLionZion Yesterday #44
Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app? malaise Yesterday #40
Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Yesterday #42
This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip BigmanPigman Yesterday #47

surfered

(9,426 posts)
3. There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:21 AM
Yesterday


Maybe she opened a bottle of the bubbly to celebrate

surfered

(9,426 posts)
18. I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:46 AM
Yesterday

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)
16. 'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy...
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:27 AM
Yesterday

to toast her... I might even share it with her.

niyad

(127,515 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:51 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(73,937 posts)
12. Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young!
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:10 AM
Yesterday

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

twodogsbarking

(15,978 posts)
8. Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:08 AM
Yesterday

SheltieLover

(73,937 posts)
10. Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down?
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:09 AM
Yesterday

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220678522 )

Flipped his yak fuzz rug over judge reinstating SC Professor who spoke his mind? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677584 )

Blew a gasket over Sinclair affiliates reinstating Kimmel's show? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677501 )

Stroked out over new eps documents? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143537479 )

Blew a gasket over massive UN walkout in response to bibi? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220676536 )

Fatal heart attack during realistic nightmare of the eps files being released & the 6 disreputable scRotus members turning against him and/or goung down with him?

malaise

(289,500 posts)
14. No but
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:11 AM
Yesterday

Last edited Sat Sep 27, 2025, 03:13 PM - Edit history (1)

Word is he intends to be in the Ryder Cup winner photo😀

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)
15. "Go! Just GO!!!!"
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:12 AM
Yesterday





Honestly, I'm not trying to be too cruel, but does that ape's face not resemble that three-letter abbreviation female Congresswoman's face that we know and detest?

surfered

(9,426 posts)
21. Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:50 AM
Yesterday

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)
24. Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat....
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:11 PM
Yesterday

Belligerant like this ape, but definitely the screech of howler monkeys...

republianmushroom

(21,478 posts)
25. Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:25 PM
Yesterday

The only good news is, we are a day closer. So be it, maybe today.

Warpy

(113,952 posts)
26. Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:31 PM
Yesterday

and is overcome by residual fumes from all the gilt spray paint.

Melania decides she's waited quite long enough to become a rich widow, opens his IV infusions all the way and kills him with speed shock.

Russia, realizing Junior is the king's heir apparent and will be more malleable and easier to control than the mercurial and rapidly deteriorating old man, decides to pull the plug on him, carrying him out of the White House in manageable pieces His term is finished by an AI simulation. Lefties are highly skeptical. Pundits praise his newfound reasonable demeanor and the fact that his quotes make sense. Right wingers are too stupid to notice anything different.

Warpy

(113,952 posts)
36. His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 01:05 PM
Yesterday

followed by Eric and followed by Barron, who is still an unknown quantity at this point. I doubt we'd survive long enough to get to Barron, honestly.

SheltieLover

(73,937 posts)
37. Lol
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 01:33 PM
Yesterday

I think of them in terms of coke heat, paste eater, & Baron -- well, I've read some really troubling things about him. Although, not surprising, given his parentage. The worst I've read is that he cannot be left alone with small animals.

What a cluster fuck of humanity.

malaise

(289,500 posts)
40. Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 03:15 PM
Yesterday

Howling with laughter😂

BigmanPigman

(53,835 posts)
47. This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 05:52 PM
Yesterday

of coffee then start my tablet, "Did he die overnight? Surely someone would have called me...".

When I read that he hasn't my day is off to a bad start. I actually have hope for a few minutes every single day. This is no way to live and function like everyday life is normal when it is not and we all know it's going to get worse than worse and worse and worse.

If you're not both angry and depressed than you are a greedy, hate filled, moronic sociopath (aka Cult Team tRump).

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