This is the United States of America now.

and he is looking for a great big lifeboat to save his corrupt ass.

"Fake news, the next 5 aircraft carriers have already been named: USS John F. Kennedy, USS Enterprise, USS George W. Bush, USS Doris Miller and USS William J. Clinton"

Whether or not he can is another thing.

"Doris 'Dorie' Miller (October 12, 1919 – November 24, 1943) was a U.S. Navy sailor who was the first black recipient of the Navy Cross and a nominee for the Medal of Honor. As a mess attendant second class aboard the battleship USS West Virginia, Miller helped carry wounded sailors to safety during the attack on Pearl Harbor. He then manned an anti-aircraft gun and, despite no prior training in gunnery, officially shot down one plane (according to Navy Department records), but Miller and other eyewitnesses claimed a range of four to six."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Miller

Still think it's fake news...

But sadly, it does sound like something both he and Kegsbreath would be petty enough to do.

The person who posted this has many users added context notes on his posts because he lies all the time.

Why do we need so many aircraft carriers?

Funny jokes, yeah, but no source.

But given the way the last few days have been going, it's probably on the level.