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Orrex

(66,082 posts) Fri Sep 26, 2025, 06:05 AM Friday

Is he dead yet?

Died in agony when a dentist used too little nitrous?

Died of old age waiting for a regular staircase to activate?

Taken out by a former FBI director's pal who's still at the FBI?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Friday OP

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young. SheltieLover Friday #1

I love your optimism, SheltieLover Grim Chieftain Friday #17

Ty, GC. SheltieLover Friday #19

The second one! johnnyfins Friday #2

Got stuck on an escalator SocialDemocrat61 Friday #3

Melaaaaaaaniaaaah releases eight tentacles and attaches them to Trumpo and sucks his blood dry in three seconds. twodogsbarking Friday #4

Killed by a falling slab of concrete when he visited the construction site of the new WH ballroom? LymphocyteLover Friday #5

Actually if he watched the recent couple of South Park episodes, he might have died from a LymphocyteLover Friday #6

Alas, my bottle of bubly remains unopened. niyad Friday #7

Keep dreaming... SheltieLover Friday #14

Not yet, but when he does... surfered Friday #8

"They say he's prosecuting my group for throwing poop at his supporters!" hlthe2b Friday #9

Bitten by a mamba snake with no wilderness paramedics around to give the antivenin? QueerDuck Friday #10

Received a proper Nazi send off Blue Owl Friday #11

Attacked by a crazed JD Vance during an Oval Office photo op. jls4561 Friday #12

"Free the settees" surfered Friday #13

Did someone say "Free settees"? GopherGal Friday #15

Spare canopies were found strewn near the umbrella with... Hugin Friday #18

No but he just guaranteed that malaise Friday #16

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Friday #20

Not yet, damn, but we are a day closer. republianmushroom Friday #21

SheltieLover

(73,903 posts)

1. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 06:16 AM

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Hope springs eternal...

Grim Chieftain

(638 posts)

17. I love your optimism, SheltieLover

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 10:52 AM

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If only it could be today before more lives are destroyed and laws broken.

SheltieLover

(73,903 posts)

19. Ty, GC.

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #17)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 11:07 AM

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I couldn't agree more, but I learned during shitler 1 to not fret about things completely out of my control.

Essential for good health!

So I try to look at the reality of the situation & opt to remain hopeful.

johnnyfins

(2,955 posts)

2. The second one!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 06:26 AM

Friday

SocialDemocrat61

(5,752 posts)

3. Got stuck on an escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 06:33 AM

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and sh*t himself to death

twodogsbarking

(15,975 posts)

4. Melaaaaaaaniaaaah releases eight tentacles and attaches them to Trumpo and sucks his blood dry in three seconds.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 07:43 AM

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Alas, a deflated Trump.

LymphocyteLover

(8,802 posts)

5. Killed by a falling slab of concrete when he visited the construction site of the new WH ballroom?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 07:58 AM

Friday

LymphocyteLover

(8,802 posts)

6. Actually if he watched the recent couple of South Park episodes, he might have died from a

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 07:59 AM

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conniption fit.

niyad

(127,503 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 08:20 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(73,903 posts)

14. Keep dreaming...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 09:55 AM

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Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(9,406 posts)

8. Not yet, but when he does...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 08:37 AM

Friday

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

hlthe2b

(111,464 posts)

9. "They say he's prosecuting my group for throwing poop at his supporters!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 08:38 AM

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"I will see about THAT!"

QueerDuck

(101 posts)

10. Bitten by a mamba snake with no wilderness paramedics around to give the antivenin?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 08:47 AM

Friday

🤞

Blue Owl

(57,412 posts)

11. Received a proper Nazi send off

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 08:51 AM

Friday

jls4561

(2,726 posts)

12. Attacked by a crazed JD Vance during an Oval Office photo op.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Sep 26, 2025, 09:05 AM

Friday

Vance screamed “Free the settees!” before impaling his boss with a Kmart umbrella filched from the Pedo Patio.

Kash Patel, with his usual integrity and accuracy, said that after the VP had been neutralized, an ANTIFA membership card had been found on the body.