The day he wins the Boston Marathon

I know how you can win a Nobel peace prize, make an executive order banning assault weapons for civilians. We have that war you can possibly end, forget about the 7 you’re lying about ending.

know that and not even thinking of fucking campaign for it.

The award itself should never be the main aim of any peacemaker.

But Trump won't be happy, he can name a number of peace achievements!
- brought peace and harmony across the land of the US. So much peace, the troops have nothing to do but pick up litter.

- stopped the war between Gondwanaland and Eurasia, a war that has been going on for millennia and was literally tearing the world apart.

- stopped the war between North Eastphalia and South Eastphalia.

- currently working on stopping the wars between Russia and Ukraine, as well as Israel at war with everybody not Israeli.

So credit to Trump, give him that peace prize, ok?
(If only just to shut him up about it.)

Perhaps the committee could make up a special Junior award, engraved 'Nice try, but could do better!' and offer that for sale to Trump as a minimal cost, say US $10B?

just to jerk his damn chain

He hates Obama more than Biden

giving one to "sleepy Joe" would be saying "Joe is better than he is too" and that would make him lose his mind...

“Who’s next?”

“Uhhhhh; Trump. Donald. You wouldn’t believe the recommendations. That all appear to have been written by the same person!”

(Room - hold-your-breath deathly silence….). Then

“Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!”

Nobel not going to happen. Israel was so baited into doing this due to Oct 7 and the hostage crisis that continues. What's Trump's excuse for encouraging ethnic cleansing in transforming Gaza into a Trump resort?

... that's why I'm very happy they aren't for sale.

As Kkkaroline Leavitt would say.

Who refused the Nobel Peace Prize because fighting in Vietnam hadn’t stopped yet.

Then you have this nitwit who publicly lobbies for one when he hasn’t ended the wars he said he would.

Whatever you feel about past Nobel laureates, nobody, to the best of my knowledge, publicly lobbied for one.

And that speaks volumes.

Of course he doesn't get it, so he and his lackeys have another grievance to bitch and moan about.
FucksNews can spin this out as the next great outrage and (somehow) turn it into an indictment accusing
NATO, the UN, Zelensky, NATO, Democrats, Biden, NATO... rinse and repeat.

...STFU you bloated piece of shit.

Then he’s a shoe-in.

Another distraction from Epstein and to rally MAGA.

He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting that award, ever.