So it never happened.

There's a few people I would like to see "disappear".

But as one old friend once told me, "what if we are all in hell?"

I laughed at first, but then stopped. Damn, what he' right?

Now that's something to ponder!

where I thought I must have died in my sleep and went to hell. Turns out, it was just a bad day at work.

the batshtters who were most anticipating it would've been the most rudely awakened.

I had so many jokes to tell St Peter.