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Jack Valentino

(3,385 posts)
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:16 AM Thursday

POLL: When the Democrats take back the White House, what should we replace the portrait of Trump with ??

(in reference to "The White House has placed a photo of an auto-pen signature instead of a portrait of former President Biden."
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The next Democratic President should replace the portrait of Donald Trump with a portrait of







86 votes, 4 passes | Time left: Time expired
a rotten tomato
0 (0%)
a stinking pile of bullshit
41 (48%)
Benedict Arnold
1 (1%)
High-chair Hitler
4 (5%)
Trump and Epstein holding hands, dancing in the lillies
9 (10%)
Trump and Putin bare-chested on the horse
3 (3%)
a stack of 20 McDonald's cheeseburgers
1 (1%)
a bottle of Ketchup
2 (2%)
a box of adult diapers
2 (2%)
Other (tell us in comments)
23 (27%)
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POLL: When the Democrats take back the White House, what should we replace the portrait of Trump with ?? (Original Post) Jack Valentino Thursday OP
Think I came up with too many good choices---- Jack Valentino Thursday #1
😄 i was thinking 🤔 Good choices... which one?! electric_blue68 Thursday #2
Maybe should have had an "all" option--- but Jack Valentino Thursday #3
Maybe a smallish "mural" would be in order.... Jack Valentino Thursday #5
An animatronic talking anus playing his UN speech over and over and over.. marble falls Thursday #31
HA! Kinda Pink Floydish, I like that! Jack Valentino Thursday #47
PoS is the too obvious choice LostOne4Ever Thursday #4
An empty frame NJCher Thursday #6
A photo of the out of control fire that burned Submariner Thursday #7
Jabba the Hutt (Jubba the Drumpf) pat_k Thursday #8
Of course, excellent!!! Jack Valentino Thursday #10
You had great choices. But there are just so many Jabba images to choose from... pat_k Thursday #12
Opps. Missed Horsey's... and I'm sure there are many other great ones out there. pat_k Thursday #13
Who should be his Salacious B.Crumb? GoCubsGo Thursday #39
I like jabba the trump and jalacious d vance, pat_k Thursday #46
A garbage chute. Dave Bowman Thursday #9
F47's birthday card to Mr. Epstein 0rganism Thursday #11
How about the image of him on his triumphant return from Tulsa? SeattleVet Thursday #14
Urinal. roamer65 Thursday #15
A picture of Trump in orange prison garb, and behind bars. Emile Thursday #16
A ginormous portrait of Obama holding his Nobel Prize. jls4561 Thursday #17
The current South Park tiny penis charicature. flvegan Thursday #18
Or some mushrooms! IzzaNuDay Thursday #19
An empty taco shell. appleannie1 Thursday #20
Your response is my favorite. n/t ChazII Thursday #34
a very highly detailed realistic closeup of his face eShirl Thursday #21
... Buns_of_Fire Thursday #22
Best buds forever HAB911 Thursday #23
Nothing Renew Deal Thursday #24
+1 demmiblue Thursday #28
A picture of the Epstein files. Dulcinea Thursday #25
Photo of the bathroom with all the file boxes durablend Thursday #26
Don't replace his portrait. Put a huge plaque below markodochartaigh Thursday #27
His sentencing order from the court (finally). Volaris Thursday #29
A dumpster on fire 🔥 Freddie Thursday #30
A totally empty frame to signify exactly what he is... MiHale Thursday #32
A photo of the giant trump-baby balloon flying over the WH Totally Tunsie Thursday #33
Bars Topomi Thursday #35
A painting of a Kraft cheese slice sakabatou Thursday #36
Joe Biden's autopen Johonny Thursday #37
Trump in a generalissimo costume with banana insignias? RazorbackExpat Thursday #38
In all seriousness, those pictures will probably have more or less rotted away. Tommy Carcetti Thursday #40
HIs mug shot looking through prison bars LyfeTimeDem Thursday #41
This... ProudMNDemocrat Thursday #42
This SocialDemocrat61 Thursday #43
I'd leave his picture as is. Trolling him doesn't do anything for me EdmondDantes_ Thursday #44
A picture of a golden toilet, unflushed filled with shit. Autumn Thursday #45
a can of orange spraypaint Takket Thursday #48
Two empty spots jmowreader Thursday #49
Nothing quakerboy Thursday #50
The constitution DaBronx Thursday #51
That picture of trumps face I_UndergroundPanther Thursday #52
A sheet of that toilet paper with The Dotard's ugly face on it. RockRaven Thursday #53
As I recall, wasn't there an artist who painted a portrait of shrub entirely out of shit? ornotna Thursday #54
Keep his portrait, but with a sphincter in place of his mouth Stinky The Clown Thursday #55
Hillary JoseBalow Thursday #56
Poop emoji, but of course. C_U_L8R Thursday #57
My "other" hamsterjill Friday #58

Jack Valentino

(3,385 posts)
1. Think I came up with too many good choices----
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:19 AM
Thursday

Now I can't decide.... think I'll vote in the morning!


Jack Valentino

(3,385 posts)
3. Maybe should have had an "all" option--- but
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:28 AM
Thursday

that would take up much more White House wall space than Trump deserves!


Maybe they could be used as floor covering in some White House bathrooms....

Submariner

(13,138 posts)
7. A photo of the out of control fire that burned
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:39 AM
Thursday

the new dance hall addition to the White House to the ground.

pat_k

(11,888 posts)
8. Jabba the Hutt (Jubba the Drumpf)
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:42 AM
Thursday

As in the The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

https://thehobbledehoy.com/2019/03/08/british-writer-pens-the-best-description-of-trump-ive-read/

...

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.
...

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

...

If you missed it, or haven't read it in awhile, it is worth reading in its entirety.

Jack Valentino

(3,385 posts)
10. Of course, excellent!!!
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:49 AM
Thursday

Lots of other great ideas here, I just went with my most obvious first choices---
and had to drop a few because DU polls limited me to 10 options
(but several choices had to do with cheeseburgers with or without bacon, so.... were superfluous!)


THANKS for the response! I'd read that before, and it is most appropriate!
Unfortunately I didn't recall it at the time of the OP....

Darth Vader might also have been a good selection,
but Darth was better looking...


GoCubsGo

(34,376 posts)
39. Who should be his Salacious B.Crumb?
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:06 AM
Thursday

Who was that little giggling sidekick. I'm thinking Baby Goebbels, although Karolyiin' Leavitt would also be appropriate.

pat_k

(11,888 posts)
46. I like jabba the trump and jalacious d vance,
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 02:35 PM
Thursday

...particularly since Trump and his co-conspirator Vance both need to be impeached and removed in 2027 after the tsunami-sized, shocking number of pro-impeachment wins (Dem, ind, and rep) in the U.S. Senate in 2026.

A gal can dream!

Here's one illustration of the pair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGt7yC3SH3D

0rganism

(25,337 posts)
11. F47's birthday card to Mr. Epstein
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 01:59 AM
Thursday

It says quite a lot about the man, in his own writing. Seems tacky and gross perhaps, but as the president observes, enigmas never age. Appropriate IMHO.

SeattleVet

(5,746 posts)
14. How about the image of him on his triumphant return from Tulsa?
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 02:35 AM
Thursday

Makeup smearerd collar and all...

Emile

(37,804 posts)
16. A picture of Trump in orange prison garb, and behind bars.
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 02:41 AM
Thursday

This picture on the wall would be fitting too.

markodochartaigh

(4,162 posts)
27. Don't replace his portrait. Put a huge plaque below
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 08:12 AM
Thursday

detailing his crimes. But do not replace his portrait. Never Forget. If you don't realize by now how quickly the US population forget and deny reality, you probably never will. But take it who those understand, the population of the US must have our face rubbed in this at every opportunity in order to Never Forget.

MiHale

(12,178 posts)
32. A totally empty frame to signify exactly what he is...
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:16 AM
Thursday

and how he should be remembered. Shunning is very effective, it could destroy a narcissistic person.

Johonny

(24,775 posts)
37. Joe Biden's autopen
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:59 AM
Thursday

Because it was a better president and it will piss him off to be trolled by his own troll.

RazorbackExpat

(622 posts)
38. Trump in a generalissimo costume with banana insignias?
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:01 AM
Thursday

A giant 'smiling shit' emoji?
The shot of the royal horse taking a dump in front of Trump?
Trump with a funny Austrian mustache and jackboots?

Tommy Carcetti

(44,236 posts)
40. In all seriousness, those pictures will probably have more or less rotted away.
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:06 AM
Thursday

Due to their exposure to the outside weather elements and moisture.

Assuming we get to 2028 and beyond.

EdmondDantes_

(948 posts)
44. I'd leave his picture as is. Trolling him doesn't do anything for me
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 11:54 AM
Thursday

His behavior is repugnant, why would I want to emulate it?

quakerboy

(14,558 posts)
50. Nothing
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:41 PM
Thursday

What did Germany do after the war? I'm assuming they do not give Hitler any honors. Why would we give Trump any once fascism is defeated here?

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,275 posts)
52. That picture of trumps face
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:48 PM
Thursday

Completely made of pictures of assholes.

Trump as a pig

Shit sculpture of trump

ornotna

(11,368 posts)
54. As I recall, wasn't there an artist who painted a portrait of shrub entirely out of shit?
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:31 PM
Thursday

We need that artist to make a new one.

hamsterjill

(16,597 posts)
58. My "other"
Fri Sep 26, 2025, 12:29 AM
Friday

Is NOT to put any portrait of that bastard anywhere. Once he's gone, though we should never forget what he's done, we should forget about him and not honor him in any way alongside other people who have served as President.

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