then remembered I am an atheist and had just skipped breakfast.

Felt like I was heading for a rupture, not a rapture.

Maybe I was supposed to Rapture, but it didn’t work.

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But I think they’re Catholic, so maybe they got captured…. Oops I mean raptured

For a few brief moments when checking my work schedule, a most pleasant elation consumed me. It was like I was floating on air. Then I looked at the left margin and saw that I would not be leaving at noon instead of at four for the next two days. Dwight leaves at noon. I crashed quickly. There was no rapture yesterday.

What a rush! I left a note with my car to give it to good will. It's not worth very much.

The streets are paved with 24carat gold. It's almost as gaudy as the White House.

The people are all walking around singing and playing their harps and other instruments. They all are wearing these long flowing gowns made of silk and in various colors.

I met this very old man with a beard down to the bottom of his throne. It was flowing like silver water and not one hair was out of place. He had a captivating smile. He said his name was God.

I asked if they had any McDonald's cheeseburgers? A couple of beautiful angels said they were at the other place. It was much hotter than Heaven.

Scared the shit out of me.

Spelled Raptored wrong …





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