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Miles Archer

(20,318 posts)
Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:42 AM Wednesday

The ESCALATOR has been spotted in a white Ford Bronco, involved in a high-speed freeway chase

Local Police and Highway Patrol are currently in pursuit of the escalator that stopped as Needy Amin and the First Nude attempted to ascend.

Authorities won't rule out force in order to bring the escalator into custody but are also concerned about the safety of local residents.

This is a developing story. "Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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The ESCALATOR has been spotted in a white Ford Bronco, involved in a high-speed freeway chase (Original Post) Miles Archer Wednesday OP
Oh no doubt Needy Amin is proclaiming OTIS to be a terrorist organization durablend Wednesday #1
Hahaha. Good one! SheltieLover Wednesday #2
Escalator is trying to... lame54 Wednesday #3
This escalator did it for all escalators. Sneederbunk Wednesday #4
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