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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe ESCALATOR has been spotted in a white Ford Bronco, involved in a high-speed freeway chase
Local Police and Highway Patrol are currently in pursuit of the escalator that stopped as Needy Amin and the First Nude attempted to ascend.
Authorities won't rule out force in order to bring the escalator into custody but are also concerned about the safety of local residents.
This is a developing story. "Thank you for your attention to this matter"
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The ESCALATOR has been spotted in a white Ford Bronco, involved in a high-speed freeway chase (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Wednesday
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durablend
(8,526 posts)1. Oh no doubt Needy Amin is proclaiming OTIS to be a terrorist organization
SheltieLover
(73,950 posts)2. Hahaha. Good one!


lame54
(38,470 posts)3. Escalator is trying to...
Make up for launching his presidency in the first place
Sneederbunk
(16,832 posts)4. This escalator did it for all escalators.