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angrychair

(11,174 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:24 PM Tuesday

What happened with the rapture?

Left behind...again.

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What happened with the rapture? (Original Post) angrychair Tuesday OP

Who scheduled it? Maru Kitteh Tuesday #1

I missed it? ananda Tuesday #2

Each time someone predicts the rapture, God moves it to a later date sakabatou Tuesday #3

It will be in two weeks. Ocelot II Tuesday #6

Elon says "We'll have that next year" usonian Tuesday #11

Did you think any of us here would be allowed to escape Trump's hell on earth? hlthe2b Tuesday #4

I think it was... Mike Nelson Tuesday #5

We're still here, the Epstein Files were raptured! 303squadron Tuesday #7

It happened March 18, 1997. There was a cover-up because only one small sect of 27 people ascended. JHB Tuesday #8

It got me. I'm in heaven. There's no internet up here... LuckyCharms Tuesday #9

I'm READY. usonian Tuesday #10

I heard from a reliable source PCB66 Tuesday #12

Had dream last night, I woke up and all the doc03 Tuesday #13

Let's be honest angrychair Tuesday #14

Maru Kitteh

(30,712 posts)

1. Who scheduled it?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:25 PM

Tuesday

I know Tuesday is generally regarded as the most productive workday. Maybe it was so efficient we didn’t notice?

ananda

(33,342 posts)

2. I missed it?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:26 PM

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Drat!

sakabatou

(45,340 posts)

3. Each time someone predicts the rapture, God moves it to a later date

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:26 PM

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Ocelot II

(127,439 posts)

6. It will be in two weeks.

Reply to sakabatou (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:35 PM

Tuesday

usonian

(20,874 posts)

11. Elon says "We'll have that next year"

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:14 PM

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Every year.

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)

4. Did you think any of us here would be allowed to escape Trump's hell on earth?

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:29 PM

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Seems we are not "raption-worthy" if anyone is...

Mike Nelson

(10,764 posts)

5. I think it was...

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:30 PM

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... pre-empted. Too many people wanted to see what Jimmy Kimmel will say.

303squadron

(750 posts)

7. We're still here, the Epstein Files were raptured!

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:37 PM

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JHB

(37,837 posts)

8. It happened March 18, 1997. There was a cover-up because only one small sect of 27 people ascended.

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:50 PM

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Don't tell me you couldn't tell we're in the timeline of the damned.

LuckyCharms

(20,671 posts)

9. It got me. I'm in heaven. There's no internet up here...

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 04:54 PM

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but I smoked a joint with Jesus.

usonian

(20,874 posts)

10. I'm READY.

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:12 PM

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Any time.

Because Vogons give warning. BUT

The warning was posted in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

PCB66

(49 posts)

12. I heard from a reliable source

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:16 PM

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that it will be at 7:16 EST this evening.

If you haven't already got right with the Lord you still have a couple of hours.

It will be too late once you hear Gabriel's trumpet.

doc03

(38,435 posts)

13. Had dream last night, I woke up and all the

Reply to angrychair (Original post)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:26 PM

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neighborhood MAGAts were called home. It's 525pm and they are still here.

angrychair

(11,174 posts)

14. Let's be honest

Reply to doc03 (Reply #13)

Tue Sep 23, 2025, 05:34 PM

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Most of them cats are not going anywhere.
I'm an atheist and I have a better chance than most of them.

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