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Orrex

(66,090 posts) Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:31 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker to prove he's nothing like Hitler?

Threw himself on Kirk's funeral pyre to prove his divinity?

Collapsed in a heap, drooling and pissing himself to oblivion?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

"Hmm. ALL I WANT IS..." hlthe2b Monday #1

Danced off ths edge of the stage at the big "show?" SheltieLover Monday #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #3

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #4

Not soon enough surfered Monday #6

Last month wouldn't hVe been soon enough. SheltieLover Monday #11

Having traveled in the UK, I agree with Malaise that it's possible that British food may have done Trump in, surfered Monday #5

Damn, didn't happen last night. republianmushroom Monday #7

Not just the week. It is the first day of autumn, the turning of the Wheel, niyad Monday #8

Keep hope alive surfered Monday #9

Trying, although it is getting more difficult. niyad Monday #10

Run over by a Juggernaut bearing the giant graven image Tanuki Monday #12

Put 50 laxatives in chocolate cake and a bottle of sleeping pills in his Coke. Trueblue1968 Monday #13

I am beginning to view the situation as one in which Ocelot II Monday #14

Took some RFK brain tonic Blue Owl Monday #15

hlthe2b

(111,490 posts)

1. "Hmm. ALL I WANT IS..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:36 AM

Monday

"and it sure as hell isn't more bananas!"

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)

2. Danced off ths edge of the stage at the big "show?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:37 AM

Monday

Stuffed onto an untrackable flight to Ghana?

niyad

(127,527 posts)

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:38 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)

4. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:39 AM

Monday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(9,428 posts)

6. Not soon enough

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 10:33 AM

Monday

🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)

11. Last month wouldn't hVe been soon enough.

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 11:46 AM

Monday

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surfered

(9,428 posts)

5. Having traveled in the UK, I agree with Malaise that it's possible that British food may have done Trump in,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 10:32 AM

Monday

but it’s more likely that the spit, piss, and shit put in his food by the Royal kitchen staff was the cause.

It’s best not to think about it too much.