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Orrex

(66,090 posts) Sun Sep 21, 2025, 10:02 AM Sep 21

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Sun Sep 21, 2025, 12:12 PM - Edit history (1)

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 21 OP
Hope springs eternal. Ocelot II Sep 21 #1
Yes indeed it does. I do hope for that news soon. Trueblue1968 Sep 21 #35
"No? Flabbergasted. Just flabbergasted..." hlthe2b Sep 21 #2
I don't know what Fox News is going to do without Charlie Kirk underpants Sep 21 #3
No but malaise Sep 21 #4
Narcissistic sociopath surfered Sep 21 #11
I saw that last night. I need more pins. niyad Sep 21 #16
Reminds me of all the mean girls in 7th grade. He's so jealous it's eating him alive. Good. Joinfortmill Sep 21 #33
Gross as this is, it's no more or less than what I would expect from him. ShazzieB Sep 21 #36
You gave us four today. Are you upping the ante? 2MuchNoise Sep 21 #5
His turkey baster anchor baby Submariner Sep 21 #6
THIS malaise Sep 21 #7
Overwhelmed with jealolousy of attn paid to deceased, dropped dead at funeral to steal the "show?" SheltieLover Sep 21 #8
You're on fire today! surfered Sep 21 #12
... the muses SheltieLover Sep 21 #18
Take a bow malaise Sep 21 #14
How can cankles not try to make the "show" about himself? SheltieLover Sep 21 #19
Excellent! Orrex Sep 21 #27
Thank my muses SheltieLover Sep 21 #30
Trips over his long red tie Wicked Blue Sep 21 #9
Sadly, no. surfered Sep 21 #10
Dammit! SheltieLover Sep 21 #20
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 21 #13
I'm worried ours won't be any good as it's been soooo loonngg! surfered Sep 21 #15
Well, as long as they remain chilled and undisturbed, they should be fine. niyad Sep 21 #17
Just keep it on ice until slobby is SheltieLover Sep 21 #23
Hopefully soon... SheltieLover Sep 21 #22
Didn't happen last night, damn it, but we are a day closer. republianmushroom Sep 21 #21
no, dang nabbit james t kirk, havent raised my pinky finger in victory dance yet . AllaN01Bear Sep 21 #24
Tick tick tick..... byronius Sep 21 #25
Oh and by the way that tick disease malaise Sep 21 #32
Has a stroke or heart attack at Charlie Kirk's funeral. Dulcinea Sep 21 #26
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Sep 21 #28
I keep hoping the orange facepaint BidenRocks Sep 21 #29
No, but the Devil is toying with him, like a cat with a mouse. It ain't pretty. Joinfortmill Sep 21 #31
Mistakenly calls Melaaaaaaniaaaaah by the name Stormy. twodogsbarking Sep 21 #34
Bwaaaaah malaise Sep 21 #38
Imagination is a powerful thing. "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"Mario Andretti twodogsbarking Sep 21 #39
Got electrocuted after putting Melampia in standing water Blue Owl Sep 21 #37
Nice! Orrex Sep 21 #40
Been shopping... ultralite001 Sep 21 #41

underpants

(193,234 posts)
3. I don't know what Fox News is going to do without Charlie Kirk
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 10:18 AM
Sep 21

Somehow I got a Top Fans invite.
On their Facebook feed the last 12 stories and 18 of the latest 20 are about Kirk. It’s constant and, I hate to say it, comical at this point. The website is mostly the same.

Joinfortmill

(18,994 posts)
33. Reminds me of all the mean girls in 7th grade. He's so jealous it's eating him alive. Good.
Reply to malaise (Reply #4)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 12:20 PM
Sep 21

ShazzieB

(21,666 posts)
36. Gross as this is, it's no more or less than what I would expect from him.
Reply to malaise (Reply #4)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 01:21 PM
Sep 21

Between his malignant narcissism and his psychoparhy, Sclump completely lacks the ability to care about anybody but himself, and flinging insults at someone he has a grudge against is standard operating procedure for him. Hs's got a YUGE chip on his shoulder where Biden is concerned, because of how the 2020 election turned out. (Don't let that "Stop the Steal" garbage fool you; Schlump knows perfectly well that he lost, and he is MASSIVELY pissed at Biden for having what Schlump sees as the unmitigated GALL to beat him.)

Submariner

(13,138 posts)
6. His turkey baster anchor baby
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 10:31 AM
Sep 21

has moved back into the White House Cankles Casino to probably take cover from the Iranian's supposedly looking at him as a target of opportunity.

And if that ever happens, Melanoma will likely personally blow Putin's bitch to hell imho.

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)
8. Overwhelmed with jealolousy of attn paid to deceased, dropped dead at funeral to steal the "show?"
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 10:46 AM
Sep 21

Treated to a taste of being dissappeared by network execs over billions lost due to Kimmel?

Stroked out in jealous rage of fan loyalty to Kimmel & backlash over 1st Amendment?

Beheaded by a windmill?

Caught amidst a duel between bondi & pee wee German?

Fatally incinerated un massive blaze at DOJ? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661205 )

Cerebral hemorrhage over CA's new laws prohibiting LEOs from masking their identities?

Scalded to death by angry coffee addicts? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661555 )

SheltieLover

(73,944 posts)
19. How can cankles not try to make the "show" about himself?
Reply to malaise (Reply #14)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:24 AM
Sep 21

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

That thought got the muses writing...



niyad

(127,524 posts)
13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:07 AM
Sep 21

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,428 posts)
15. I'm worried ours won't be any good as it's been soooo loonngg!
Reply to niyad (Reply #13)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:12 AM
Sep 21

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

niyad

(127,524 posts)
17. Well, as long as they remain chilled and undisturbed, they should be fine.
Reply to surfered (Reply #15)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:18 AM
Sep 21

One may, of course, open said bottle for a suitable occasion, so long as one replaces it on the spot. I think my wine merchant does case discounts, even for The Widow.

malaise

(289,501 posts)
32. Oh and by the way that tick disease
Reply to byronius (Reply #25)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 12:16 PM
Sep 21

Babesiosis Is spreading in the mid-Atlantic states.
Organize some golf😀

Dulcinea

(9,193 posts)
26. Has a stroke or heart attack at Charlie Kirk's funeral.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:41 AM
Sep 21

How else can he be the center of attention?

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,297 posts)
28. For this thread
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:48 AM
Sep 21


Is he dead yet?

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self-esteem along the way, yeah!

Good God, you're coming up with reasons
Good God, you're dragging it out
Good God, it's the changing of the seasons

BidenRocks

(2,270 posts)
29. I keep hoping the orange facepaint
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:50 AM
Sep 21

Has lead or mercury in it.

He's already 'mad as a hatter'.

twodogsbarking

(15,978 posts)
34. Mistakenly calls Melaaaaaaniaaaaah by the name Stormy.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 12:31 PM
Sep 21

The aftermath is too gruesome for adult reading.

twodogsbarking

(15,978 posts)
39. Imagination is a powerful thing. "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"Mario Andretti
Reply to malaise (Reply #38)
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 03:01 PM
Sep 21
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