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Newsom's latest ALLCAPS: (Original Post) applegrove Tuesday OP
Keep em coming malaise Tuesday #1
"Slow and burps a lot" gay texan Tuesday #2
Literally laughing out loud at that. Maybe that should be our tag line. "Trump: he's slow and burps a lot." Scrivener7 Tuesday #5
Nope.. there's one that's almost a natural for him right now... slightlv Tuesday #8
Oh, much better. Scrivener7 Tuesday #11
"Farts a lot" would suit him better. tblue37 Tuesday #10
Let's give him some respect (gryn) slightlv Tuesday #15
Wait. Just Jerome Tuesday #16
Joined at the cankles.🦶🫶🦶 rubbersole Tuesday #25
Farts a Lot is a name that might Dr. T Tuesday #34
Boy, the comedy writers need to start reading some of these! calimary Tuesday #39
gotta love chuckie schumer's response lol nt msongs Tuesday #3
Where can that be found? Deuxcents Tuesday #4
there is none nt msongs Tuesday #12
Why would Chuck Schumer respond to Newsom's troll of *rump? MorbidButterflyTat Tuesday #17
Some people just can't resist the impulse ... Hekate Tuesday #28
And, to Insult Sen Schumer.. on a Gov Newsom thread. oh it's all Cha Tuesday #38
That it is Hekate Wednesday #43
So petty and stupid MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #58
538 responses on bluesky niyad Wednesday #44
I looked and I could not find his responce. I figured blue sky was applegrove Tuesday #22
Got it..I'm slow at times Deuxcents Tuesday #24
So. Why the INsulting "chuckie schumer"? That's Senator Cha Tuesday #36
Lol! The posse has arrived! Scrivener7 Wednesday #49
Wish he would have called him "the man from Moscow". KS Toronado Tuesday #6
I hope he follows up with that French headline! slightlv Tuesday #9
OMG Chicagogrl1 Tuesday #7
Newsom Derangement Syndrome! PatSeg Tuesday #13
Not sure if it's legit but it gave me a good chuckle. 😆 Dave Bowman Tuesday #14
Have you not noticed what Gavin's social media team is doing? niyad Wednesday #45
"Just like little hands, she is slow and burps a lot" RandomNumbers Tuesday #18
she is slow and burps a lot gfarber Tuesday #19
ROFL -- Brilliant! ananda Tuesday #20
So much better than tweets by The Failing "Donald J. TRump" Blue Owl Tuesday #21
Reading those actually makes me happy Bettie Tuesday #23
I know it is hard. applegrove Tuesday #26
Every single time malaise Tuesday #33
I'm grateful to Newsom for making me laugh, yardwork Wednesday #54
Double Plus good Trump speak. gordianot Tuesday #27
Kick dalton99a Tuesday #29
A masterpiece Renew Deal Tuesday #30
You tell em Gov mdbl Tuesday #31
It's beautiful JoseBalow Tuesday #32
OMG! YES!, ' JD Just Dance Vance'. Lol. Joinfortmill Tuesday #35
The Natives call him "Dances With Sofas"........ lastlib Tuesday #40
Lol Joinfortmill Tuesday #42
I hope no sane human brains were damaged by putting that together. Aussie105 Tuesday #37
Camille Zapata and her team. niyad Wednesday #46
We need to clone her. Scrivener7 Wednesday #50
So Good. The only thing he left out was a jab at that nitwit of a Senator, Katie Britt! johnnyplankton Tuesday #41
LLAP niyad Wednesday #47
STAR FLEET ACADEMY San Francisco YoshidaYui Wednesday #48
YES!! My favorite place (imaginary of course, but real in my Star Trek World)... SWBTATTReg Wednesday #59
I AGREE WITH THIS STATMENT AND APPROVVE. DING. AllaN01Bear Wednesday #51
Question Johnny2X2X Wednesday #52
A thing of beauty! pandr32 Wednesday #53
Loving it. republianmushroom Wednesday #55
BAAAHAHA! One of his/their best! Ty electric_blue68 Wednesday #56
This is probably nothing but....." ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE)" might not be good for Newsome's a kennedy Wednesday #57
Democratic candidates should be hiring available comedy writers AdamGG Wednesday #60
WHEN THEY HIT LOW, HIT BACK LOWER. LOVE IT. OverBurn Wednesday #61

Scrivener7

(57,016 posts)
5. Literally laughing out loud at that. Maybe that should be our tag line. "Trump: he's slow and burps a lot."
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 08:38 PM
Tuesday

Dr. T

(364 posts)
34. Farts a Lot is a name that might
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 09:59 PM
Tuesday

be given to him by indigenous Americans. Like Dances with Wolves. I'm guessing they already have a special name for him in their respective languages.

It begs a bigger question. What do people around the world call him?

calimary

(87,644 posts)
39. Boy, the comedy writers need to start reading some of these!
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 10:51 PM
Tuesday

Absolutely First-Rate Wisecracks! And SOOOOO relevant!

Hekate

(99,273 posts)
28. Some people just can't resist the impulse ...
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 09:42 PM
Tuesday

… to set goalposts for Democratic leaders, and then chastise them for not knowing they exist.

Cha

(314,022 posts)
38. And, to Insult Sen Schumer.. on a Gov Newsom thread. oh it's all
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 10:26 PM
Tuesday

the fucking vogue.

malaise

(288,557 posts)
33. Every single time
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 09:58 PM
Tuesday

I just imagine how it pisses off Donvict Miller and their goons😀

yardwork

(67,846 posts)
54. I'm grateful to Newsom for making me laugh,
Wed Sep 3, 2025, 11:33 AM
Wednesday

President Obama and President Biden also made me laugh.

Aussie105

(7,158 posts)
37. I hope no sane human brains were damaged by putting that together.
Tue Sep 2, 2025, 10:25 PM
Tuesday

You really do have to short circuit part of your brain to think and post like Trump.

Somebody in that Press Office deserves a pat on the back!

Johnny2X2X

(23,280 posts)
52. Question
Wed Sep 3, 2025, 10:09 AM
Wednesday

I don't watch the News anymore. I know they've covered some of Newsom's Tweets, but are they covering all of them.

This stuff is brilliant satire that both gets hard truths across and points out how ridiculous Trump has been for years.

a kennedy

(34,302 posts)
57. This is probably nothing but....." ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE)" might not be good for Newsome's
Wed Sep 3, 2025, 01:52 PM
Wednesday

presidential run…..calling State of Alabama a total disaster. They probably wouldn’t vote for him anyway eh??

AdamGG

(1,743 posts)
60. Democratic candidates should be hiring available comedy writers
Wed Sep 3, 2025, 05:18 PM
Wednesday

Perfect opening for Colbert's team.

OverBurn

(1,268 posts)
61. WHEN THEY HIT LOW, HIT BACK LOWER. LOVE IT.
Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:18 PM
Wednesday

MANY ARE SAYING GOVERNOR NEWSOME IS THE MOST HANDSOME GOVERNOR EVER AND WILL BE THE MOST HANDSOME PRESIDENT VERY SOON. TAKING THE TITLE FROM EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FORMER PRESIDENT, OBAMA.

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