But it sure is hella fun talking about it! The happy speculation is all over the interwebs!

I reiterate, fuck.

who will attend his funeral?

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How many of them will be mourning? How many will be secretly (or not so secretly) be celebrating? I doubt anyone will mourn his passing when it happens, except maybe his girlfriend Laura Looneytunes & Human Buttplug Miller.

and give the finger to Jake Tapper on his way out.

do the spontaneous street parties count?

Link to tweet

Publicly 😂😀😂

One can only hope!

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He hasn’t met with the pliable press for two days.

Add link

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220597015

Those ass-kissing bastards!

That is anyone who would NOT kiss his ass saw him, was last Tuesday. Where he wanted to jail Americans for burning a flag....a 1980s issue.

If he's Not dead, or in a coma from a heart attack, he's living in the 1980s. We will need a time machine to bring him back to reality.

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

There is probably going to be days or even multiple days where he barely gets out of bed. And his ability to walk is in decline. Maybe he's feeling bad and needs a walker. Not a great look for a narcissist.

Warning graphic image @ the link. Blue lips could be from lack of O2 because of cardiac issues.

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according to Dr. Google. I've thought for a while that he has CHF & the White House hasn't gone public with it.

“Cyanosis is the medical term for when your skin, lips or nails turn blue due to a lack of oxygen in your blood. If you have darker skin, cyanosis may be easier to see in your lips, gums, nails and around your eyes. The word cyanosis comes from the word cyan. Cyan is a blue-green color.”

Add in his puffy ankles and what my be a pulmonary edema on his hands that they are trying to
hide with make up and his dirt nap might not to far in the future.

Besides when he was in the Middle East his go to meal from the mobile McDonald’s that they
had following him was 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish Sandwiches (fried), and a chocolate milkshake
and he is 79 and he doesn’t like to exercise.

My uncle looked like that right before he couldn't breathe and had to be rushed to the hospital. He was then in a coma for a month. He had congestive heart failure.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

But then we’ve got Beardo or Vladimir Futon.

is too f'n lazy to work, and too stupid to come up with all the EO's and new bills. He is the bright, shiny thing.

There will be a huge vaccum.

They bled an old dog dry yet the exchange rills
Of young dog blood gave but a month's desires.
The waste remains, the waste remains and kills.

Rec

Years ago a young mother worked for me. She said that head lice was going around he son's school but it wasn't
a big deal, there was shampoo that would kill them. I said to her that children get lice on their heads but adults could
get them other places. She had a blank stare at first and then the light bulb moment and she blushes and says "ohhhh".

Scalia croaked on my birthday and I was in Vegas with my family. My daughter suggested I tone down my celebration of his passing. Turned out she was right, his passing began the court we currently have.
Guess what, I'll be in Vegas next weekend, fingers are crossed. If it happens my daughter won't be there to ruin my loud raucous celebration.
You would think with such a huge unearned ego he would take into consideration just how many people are waiting anxiously for that day when he doesn't answer his wake up call.

We could pretend, but would it help?

Absent the news of his death, I’ll continue to dream of it.

Also, his propaganda ministry wouldn’t hesitate to fly his corpse on AF1 for weeks to create the illusion of vitality.

But there was some actual speculation, so there's that.....

They tried to put his brain in a jar to keep it alive but the surgeons couldn't find it.

When he does die he won't lie in state. He's lied in every state he's visited.


I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

His contribution to the beautification of the city.

i can honestly say that I don't know. he could be, he could be still breathing. Something's up and it's not good for him but just might be very, very good for the USA.

… Oh wait …
They did release the Epstein files didn’t they?
No?
Well damn.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FIES!

Schrödinger's douchebag. My guess is that he's technically alive but he's had some sort of "episode" of losing his marbles to the point where he can't be allowed to speak in public at all. So his handlers are waiting to decide whether he will be able to recover at least enough of them to keep pretending to be the president, or whether to do the 25th Amendment Tango.

When do we ever see him interacting with the grandspawns? And now this granddaughter? My skin is crawling.

There will be a run on champagne worldwide when that fucker croaks.

are doing the same. Just a few bottles is not going to answer for the occasion.

thoughts and prays don't seem to be working any better for trumps demise then it does for gun control republicans.
And I don't care how trump goes, just that it happens sooner not later.

According to David Pakman, he hasn't been seen in public in days. Dare we hope?