Is a closed casket that is being lowered into a deep, deep hole in the ground.

And bury it quickly

Just like his idol Adolf.

Either way:

He probably has minions telling him his legs show the epitome of athletic prowess.

The really young girls almost faint when I tell them my vein is big and purple and long and protruding.

My calves are as big as watermelons, they have more water in them than watermelons.

My knees are big and calloused from my time with Putin. He showed me the best exercise to toughen up my knees.

My legs will end up in the Smithsonian, soon to renamed the Trump Institute, next to Dillinger's exhibit .

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Actually, I think he was in his 70’s when that pic was taken. He was in good shape for some one of that age.

means "I can stumble out of my golf cart and take a swing, then get helped back in again."