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Orrex

(65,831 posts)
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 07:19 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Data permanently lost when he tried to download himself into the new Federal Intel server?

Died of old age while trying to find a Bed, Bath & Beyond that's open somewhere?

Stroke popped the top of his skull, but no one noticed because of his asinine MAGA hat?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
not yet Donkees Saturday #1
Is he dead yet cartoon: tblue37 Saturday #28
Contracted rabies during repuke rats' eating their own feast? SheltieLover Saturday #2
Please Donald Dobson longs for a friendly face in hell . gordianot Saturday #3
He's moved onto exterior decorating underpants Saturday #4
Inferior decorating. 2MuchNoise Saturday #19
Hat tip underpants Saturday #25
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #5
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Saturday #9
Soon... SheltieLover Saturday #11
Maybe he is already dead LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #6
barfffff niyad Saturday #22
Are they going to bury him in that stupid hat? Gag. Dulcinea Saturday #31
Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Saturday #7
"Some men improve the world only by leaving it." Oscar Wilde surfered Saturday #8
Good one! SheltieLover Saturday #12
That was very nice. It's good to be kind. twodogsbarking Saturday #15
😂 surfered Saturday #17
"He 'daid'? Yes? He weally 'daid?' CELEBRATE!" hlthe2b Saturday #10
Drowned in a Vance golden shower. twodogsbarking Saturday #13
Crushed by a Cracker Barrel rocking chair. twodogsbarking Saturday #14
No but malaise Saturday #16
Nope Gimpyknee Saturday #18
I sense that the Blessed Day is getting closer. mwb970 Saturday #20
DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Saturday #21
. irisblue Saturday #23
I look forward to visiting Maga-Lardo and giving some money to Melania Martin Eden Saturday #24
Slovenian death curse. Sneederbunk Saturday #26
Well. I'm not sure. I watched The Walking Dead, and bluestarone Saturday #27
Finally got the ending all Nazis deserve Blue Owl Saturday #29
Not yet, damn, hopeful but it didn't happen. republianmushroom Saturday #30
Not yet...but we must never stop hoping! ShazzieB 16 hrs ago #32
He's suddenly worried about hell and Alex Jones is noticing his swoilen ankles struggle4progress 15 hrs ago #33

SheltieLover

(72,982 posts)
2. Contracted rabies during repuke rats' eating their own feast?
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 07:41 AM
Saturday

Choked on pacifier during tantrum over Judge Orrick's ruling preventing slob from cutting funding to over 34 cities & counties over sanctuary city status? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143517371 )

Stroked out over judge's ruling that alligator auschwitz must be shut down?



niyad

(126,336 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 08:17 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

hlthe2b

(111,085 posts)
10. "He 'daid'? Yes? He weally 'daid?' CELEBRATE!"
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 08:38 AM
Saturday


"No? Premature? Darn... Oh well, I was just practicing...!"

Martin Eden

(14,770 posts)
24. I look forward to visiting Maga-Lardo and giving some money to Melania
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 09:44 AM
Saturday

I'm sure she will grift off his grave by charging admission to visitors with full bladders.

Extra $$ for bowel movement.

bluestarone

(20,126 posts)
27. Well. I'm not sure. I watched The Walking Dead, and
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 10:44 AM
Saturday

I've seen some of the walking dead looking lots better than he's looking today. HE JUST WON"T FALL OVER!

republianmushroom

(21,096 posts)
30. Not yet, damn, hopeful but it didn't happen.
Sat Aug 23, 2025, 12:33 PM
Saturday

Well maybe today. Don't care how just get it done.

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