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niyad

(126,469 posts)
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:11 PM Aug 21

Hmmm. .so cankles krasnov is "going out on patrol" tonight. Does anybody

besides me think that he has it in what passes for his mind that this puts him on the same level as President Zelenskyy, a true war commander? krasnov thinks he and his buddy bibi are both "war heroes", just like rawdogging prostitutes was his own personal Vietnam.

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Hmmm. .so cankles krasnov is "going out on patrol" tonight. Does anybody (Original Post) niyad Aug 21 OP
Er, what? He's going to walk around DC? LymphocyteLover Aug 21 #1
I have no idea how this is going to work. niyad Aug 21 #4
It is a show all scripted kacekwl Aug 21 #17
They will need to provide a golf cart. tblue37 Aug 21 #29
He'll make a big production of getting in some military vehicle and SService probably allegorical oracle Aug 21 #24
I was seeing him on a tank with a helmet on. ananda Aug 21 #27
you mean like Dukakis? LymphocyteLover Aug 22 #61
Yeah, I femember that. ananda Aug 22 #66
Pedophiles Night Out !! (would be my sign) Captain Zero Aug 21 #2
YES!!! niyad Aug 21 #5
Open season on unchaperoned teenagers. Twelve year olds will be treated as adults. TheBlackAdder Aug 21 #23
LOCK UP THE CHILDREN! Blue Owl Aug 21 #53
I keep waiting for the military uniform with all the medals on his chest. Maybe he will even LoisB Aug 21 #3
I am surprised that he hs not yet done so. niyad Aug 21 #6
Like this? OldBaldy1701E Aug 21 #31
That date is very interesting. niyad Aug 21 #33
It is. LoisB Aug 21 #57
Yes. That is a very interesting edition date. LoisB Aug 21 #56
This is all just so he can play pretend on Fox News. WTF. Initech Aug 21 #7
vladdy daddy, vladimir futon, peter thiel, leonard leo, etc. niyad Aug 21 #10
The idiots are playing make believe to produce slop content while the idiots who watch that shit buy it. Initech Aug 21 #13
And Human Buttplug Stephen Miller. nt Dulcinea Aug 21 #47
I scared my kitty!!! niyad Aug 22 #64
I wouldn't be surprised if they had MAGA there cheering him on. underpants Aug 21 #28
A ride around the block in the Beast like he did during Covid Diamond_Dog Aug 21 #8
Most likely. niyad Aug 21 #11
I hope they deport him to cecot or gitmo. SheltieLover Aug 21 #9
Deporting him would be wonderful. And we know that cognition is not niyad Aug 21 #12
It would be as good as a "yes" to Orrex's thread SheltieLover Aug 21 #25
What, on the Whitehouse roof again? nt Disaffected Aug 21 #14
I think a trip down the block in a golf cart with a bucket of fried chicken in one hand Torchlight Aug 21 #15
When he cause January 6th he needed to show up he didn't. Blue Full Moon Aug 21 #16
straight into the Potomac. niyad Aug 21 #22
The Kankles Kreep is the new G.O.P. dance craze BoRaGard Aug 21 #18
sadly true !!! niyad Aug 21 #20
Maybe he'll march back to the church MurrayDelph Aug 21 #19
Would not surprise me. niyad Aug 21 #21
Noem must be excited; she gets D. Spaulding Aug 21 #26
Hope the White House felon remembers to take his bone spur medicine democrank Aug 21 #30
He needs another photo op like the fake assassination attempt. Blue Full Moon Aug 21 #32
exactly! niyad Aug 21 #36
I expect the Deplorable Deranged Dirigible Duce kairos12 Aug 21 #34
May it overturn. niyad Aug 21 #35
Straight Outta DC! NBachers Aug 21 #37
That would be great! niyad Aug 21 #40
Don't know about the contents of his alleged mind but I did flash on "Arsenic and Old Lace" Warpy Aug 21 #38
great image! niyad Aug 21 #42
Here's what I wrote to my congress critters re: war heroism otchmoson Aug 21 #39
LOVE IT! niyad Aug 21 #41
my take was barbtries Aug 21 #43
I do remember. Although, chimpy had supposedly actually trained niyad Aug 21 #45
when he wasn't playing hookie. barbtries Aug 21 #48
I do remember. niyad Aug 22 #65
You sure he didn't say "on parole?" johnp3907 Aug 21 #44
Since he has never been in prison. . . niyad Aug 21 #46
May it be as successful as Gov. Dukakis' tour! Totally Tunsie Aug 21 #49
Sadly, this will not end the orange fascist's career. niyad Aug 21 #50
Very true, but I'll take whatever residual damage we can muster. Totally Tunsie Aug 21 #51
Yes!!! niyad Aug 21 #52
Lock up the little girls, pedo pres is coming to town MerryBlooms Aug 21 #54
If ever an Emergency Alert needed to be sent... MerryBlooms Aug 21 #55
Will he cross the Anacostia? maxsolomon Aug 21 #58
Making war on his own citizens? viva la Aug 21 #59
Most soldiers on patrol carry supplies and gear that will be between 30 and 45 percent of their body weight... Enter stage left Aug 21 #60
Trump's Marie Antoinette Milkmaid ICE Adventure! muriel_volestrangler Aug 22 #62
perfect description! Thank you! niyad Aug 22 #63

allegorical oracle

(5,631 posts)
24. He'll make a big production of getting in some military vehicle and SService probably
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 04:36 PM
Aug 21

won't let him get out of it anywhere. It's a photo op.

Wonder if he's gonna dress up like Barbie....

Captain Zero

(8,314 posts)
2. Pedophiles Night Out !! (would be my sign)
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:17 PM
Aug 21

To meet him on the street.

Or
Real War Heroes fight Invaders like Putin

LoisB

(11,477 posts)
3. I keep waiting for the military uniform with all the medals on his chest. Maybe he will even
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:18 PM
Aug 21

"borrow" General Patton's ivory handled Colt and strap it on.

Initech

(106,137 posts)
7. This is all just so he can play pretend on Fox News. WTF.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:20 PM
Aug 21

It makes you wonder who's really running the show right now.

Initech

(106,137 posts)
13. The idiots are playing make believe to produce slop content while the idiots who watch that shit buy it.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:33 PM
Aug 21

While the real evil authoritarians like Thiel, Bannon, Leo, Hannity, etc are running the show. It's time to kick all their worthless asses out!

Diamond_Dog

(38,190 posts)
8. A ride around the block in the Beast like he did during Covid
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:20 PM
Aug 21

Then he will proclaim himself a big brave hero.

SheltieLover

(73,076 posts)
9. I hope they deport him to cecot or gitmo.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:25 PM
Aug 21

Clearly, his lack of language skills has him confusing hero with dodger &/or criminal.

Sickening.

And, yes, I think he realizes the world adores & respects Pres Zelenskyy & wants to be just like him. Fat chance, slob.

niyad

(126,469 posts)
12. Deporting him would be wonderful. And we know that cognition is not
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:30 PM
Aug 21

one of his strong points.

SheltieLover

(73,076 posts)
25. It would be as good as a "yes" to Orrex's thread
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 04:40 PM
Aug 21

Presuming deportation is one way, no returns.



Torchlight

(5,496 posts)
15. I think a trip down the block in a golf cart with a bucket of fried chicken in one hand
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 03:41 PM
Aug 21

constitutes a Patrol and that he'll be sporting a VERY SERIOS!!! (sic.., Statler and Waldorf) medal or two by month's end

democrank

(11,719 posts)
30. Hope the White House felon remembers to take his bone spur medicine
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 05:31 PM
Aug 21

before heading out on so-called crime control.

NBachers

(18,841 posts)
37. Straight Outta DC!
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 05:57 PM
Aug 21

Maybe Cosplay Barbie can ride along in one of her carefully curated outfits.

Warpy

(113,864 posts)
38. Don't know about the contents of his alleged mind but I did flash on "Arsenic and Old Lace"
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 05:58 PM
Aug 21

with Brother yelling "CHARGE!!" as he climbed the stairs to the top of San Juan Hill.

Fat Boy will have to use the elevator, which rather ruims the effect, although maybe he'll go for a "Bast off!:" moment instead.

otchmoson

(185 posts)
39. Here's what I wrote to my congress critters re: war heroism
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 05:59 PM
Aug 21

Good morning Senator/Congressman Pedo Lover,
On Wednesday, 8/20, I heard President Pedo declare Netanyahu a war hero, and because he (President Pedo) provided armaments, he, too, is a war hero. Are you and your Guardians of Pedophiles colleagues in either house proposing a Purple Heart or a Congressional Medal of Honor for 5-deferment President Pedo? So far, you have demonstrated that whatever President Pedo asks for, you will bend over backwards to accommodate. How do you think other deserving medal recipients (past, present and future) will regard an action like this? Your constituents would like a voice in a decision like this. Quite frankly, I would urge you to wait until President Pedo is eligible for the Darwin Award. I think he would be a shoo-in for that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

barbtries

(30,685 posts)
43. my take was
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 06:03 PM
Aug 21

he thinks kristi is having all the fun and wants to get in on the cosplay.

fucking republicans. remember gw in that flight suit? that there are humans who find that shit impressive makes me feel quite sad for my human race.

barbtries

(30,685 posts)
48. when he wasn't playing hookie.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 06:13 PM
Aug 21

remember how dan rather lost his career over reporting on that?

i thought he looked absurd. still do.
.

MerryBlooms

(11,975 posts)
54. Lock up the little girls, pedo pres is coming to town
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 06:35 PM
Aug 21

Despicable creature lurking the streets... High Alert!

maxsolomon

(37,204 posts)
58. Will he cross the Anacostia?
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 07:29 PM
Aug 21

Take him to Deanwood!

He couldn't walk a mile if you paid him in $MELANIAs.

viva la

(4,253 posts)
59. Making war on his own citizens?
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:31 PM
Aug 21

Well, yeah, he's called Democrats demons and traitors, and DC is Democratic.

Enter stage left

(4,098 posts)
60. Most soldiers on patrol carry supplies and gear that will be between 30 and 45 percent of their body weight...
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:44 PM
Aug 21

Even 30% of his actual weight would be 80-90 pounds.

I'd pay good money to see TSF try to lift that much weight.

muriel_volestrangler

(104,448 posts)
62. Trump's Marie Antoinette Milkmaid ICE Adventure!
Fri Aug 22, 2025, 09:04 AM
Aug 22

I think Wonkette has got the right phrase for it:

I went to bed or did anything else but watch, so how did Trump’s Marie Antoinette-milkmaid thing go with joining ICE and all his other police pals on their traditional Rousting of the Capitol Poors?

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-marie-antoinette-milkmaid
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