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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsKristi Noem And The Horseback Adultery Death Camp Vacation
Its the worst Nancy Drew mystery ever!Why is Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem riding horses through fields in Argentina with her rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, and posting multiple vacation-ad-style videos about it, while strings swell in the background?
Caption: My first time riding an Argentinian bred horse her name is Abundance she reaffirmed that no hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle!
Ah, the horses breeding. So youre saying traits can be bred? is a favorite just-asking-questions attempted gotcha from pro-eugenics types, who also fantasize about putting down undesirables in a gravel pit. On-brand for a lady whose official government account keeps Tweeting out literal white-supremacist propaganda.
But why is the nose job in charge of homeland security more than 4,000 miles away from the homeland shes supposed to be securing? Officially, Noem was there to work on a plan to allow Argentine tourists and businessespeople to travel to the US for up to 90 days without a visa again, and to share more information between the US and Argentina about criminals, which sounds like it could have been an email and a Zoom call.
But there she was in person, lending some of her strip-mall glamor to Trumpish President Javier Milei, mutton-chopped darling of the conservative world, who has always generously lavished praise on Trump. And hes a pal of Elon Musk, visiting him often and gifting him that pimped-out chainsaw he swanged around on stage at the Conservative Political Action Committee, probably while in a k-hole. Custom chainsaws are Mileis bit, and he looks like he should be chasing a maid around a table with one while Yakety Sax is playing.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noem-and-the-horseback-adultery

Drum
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riversedge
(78,023 posts)Prof. Toru Tanaka
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johnnyfins
(2,982 posts)Like I have said for awhile. Her comeuppence and downfall will be so satisfying to watch.
mahatmakanejeeves
(66,861 posts)This an official visit apparently.
Haggard Celine
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iscooterliberally
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Kid Berwyn
(22,026 posts)No details needed. King Taco remembers every scene twice.
Historic NY
(39,310 posts)usaf-vet
(7,695 posts)..... that are not typically used in other lifetime settings.
Considering it is a "crass description," I think that fits for a person who would shoot the family dog for not behaving.
Especially the physicality and the "riding" aspect, has led to its metaphorical application to sexual intercourse.
Linda ladeewolf
(997 posts)live love laugh
(15,934 posts)still-prayin4rain
(508 posts)bluesbassman
(20,325 posts)MAGAts like Noem possess neither. Along with no moral compass, no integrity, no honor, no empathy, no compassion. They are at best empty vessels, and at worst, like their vulgar figurehead, monsters.
Mysterian
(5,953 posts)It's an utter shame that millions of humans can be sociopathic. We have not evolved much. We will likely destroy ourselves before we can.
bluesbassman
(20,325 posts)What I cant wrap my head around is the smug contempt many of them openly display. They act as though life is a zero sum game and the Felons reelection was a winner take all event. There is no ability to entertain compromise or thought of the common good; only the prizes they think theyve won. There is no reasoning with such a mindset.
Botany
(75,392 posts)She is living out an 11th grade girls fantasy life.
nuxvomica
(13,657 posts)If their genes are superior, it would seem unnecessary to make changes.
young_at_heart
(3,973 posts)It doesn't seem like this person is doing the job she's supposed to be doing??
greatauntoftriplets
(178,316 posts)Love it!
Hekate
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greatauntoftriplets
(178,316 posts)Just realized that could be applied to someone I know in real life.
Excellent snark indeed.
justhanginon
(3,370 posts)Wild blueberry
(7,920 posts)P.S. Those two deserve each other. We sure as hell do not.
Initech
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sheshe2
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pfitz59
(11,910 posts)So she can run away from the ICC subpoena. When Dems regain Congress she'll have some answering to do. 'Crimes against humanity.'
When does she shoot the horse?
Bengus81
(9,462 posts)That would give YOUR fuhrer a woodie..........
LuckyLib
(7,026 posts)the administrations women. Strip mall glamour comes in a close second. Shes grifting like the rest of the cabal!
Ping Tung
(3,757 posts)Evolve Dammit
(21,254 posts)Emile
(37,897 posts)Conservatives my ass!