It's Ukraine against russia and America. two against one. I knew if TSF won Ukraine would be in BIG TROUBLE! I actually thought Zelensky would be dead today. Fucking rethugs!!

But, no. I was NOT sure.

Sad, isn’t it.

We are way past the point where his brain would probably think this up. Super scary!!!

tsf certainly IS capable of such idiocy.

I'm glad it isn't real.

Sounds like a putrumka plan.

Almost all the way through before I realized it was The Onion. Because we all know he's totally capable of saying stuff that stupid.

You had my blood pressure spiking for a moment.

I read the whole thing with growing rage and disbelief, then saw the source.

Well played.

Apparently his bromance with Putin is still going strong.

Fortunately, most of the people here in the US and abroad know they're both full of shit.

I’m not!

I shot at my neighbor for no good reason and he shot back, then the police arranged an end to our feud, why can't I then shoot my neighbor in the back so he can't fire back? It's only fair!

I think you guys are just too uptight with your support of Ukraine.

Psst - sarcasm for those not in on the joke.